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December 2022
- 19: Happy Holidays and Pawlidays 2022 from MelanysGuydlines and Teddy Brewski (2)
- 10: 37 Things I’m Not Obsessed With in 2022 (19)
September 2022
- 15: Every Day Is National Dog Day (4)
September 2021
February 2021
December 2020
September 2020
August 2020
- 21: Thoughts From The Other Side (2)
May 2020
- 04: Music Talent Search: Do You #GotSway? (0)
- 01: Featured Trendsetter To Know By AZ Foothills Magazine: Melany Berger (15)
April 2020
- 08: Passover Isn’t Cancelled: Why Is It Different From All Others? (12)
- 03: Tales From The Worst Quarantine Walking Partner: Chapter 2 (8)
March 2020
- 27: AZ Humane Society: Compassion With Fashion Auction Open To Public (4)
- 23: The Blame Game: Who Wins? (18)
- 19: Dear Spoiled Americans, (70)
January 2020
- 13: Puppies Make Me Happy: Meet Mr. December aka Teddy Brewski (4)
- 01: Right Foot First Into 2020 (2)
September 2019
August 2019
- 09: My Havanese Dog Vs. Owl Scarecrow (14)
July 2019
- 12: All American Pet Photo Day (2)
- 10: Life Isn’t Always A Beach (6)
March 2019
January 2019
- 22: FabFitFun Describes Me To A Tee: Proud To Be A #FabFitFunPartner (0)
- 07: University of Arizona: New Media In The Classroom (0)
December 2018
- 31: New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Snarky Guydlines Are Forever 2019 (4)
- 25: Happy Holidays & Pawlidays 2018 (0)
- 03: Hanukkah Gift Ideas 2018 – Hall Of Frames (0)
November 2018
September 2018
August 2018
July 2018
- 23: Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy (16)
- 22: VoyagePhoenix Lists MelanysGuydlines: Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona (0)
June 2018
- 12: Rosé All Day For My Birthday (0)
- 06: Snarky: With A “Y” (0)
May 2018
- 13: Happy Mother’s Day To The Best Mom: MINE (0)
- 10: The Most Important Ingredient to Happy Relationships (0)
April 2018
March 2018
- 29: Best Ducking Day Ever! (0)
- 20: Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer (0)
- 17: Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice (2)
- 06: Crossing The Threshold Before You Tie The Knot (0)
February 2018
- 20: Tips To Help The Men In Your Life Dress Better (0)
- 14: What Time Is It? It’s Valentine’s Day 2018 (2)
- 09: My Date For The Phoenix Open 2018: Arnold Palmer Spiked #ApWellPlayed (6)
January 2018
- 25: The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage (3)
- 15: Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass (63)
- 12: Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us (0)
- 09: Win $1500 Apple Pack: iPhoneX, Apple Watch 3, Puppies Make Me Happy Gift Card (708)
December 2017
- 31: New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever (17)
- 23: Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends (0)
- 22: My Single Holiday Jingle (2)
- 19: Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms (6)
November 2017
- 30: Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski (0)
- 23: Serving Gratitude And Attitude With A Side Of Snark For Thanksgiving (0)
- 16: Instagram Giveaways Galore: iPhones, Cameras, Makeup and More (0)
October 2017
- 31: Happy Halloweenie From “Snark” The Shark (0)
- 18: My Talking Dog: Teddy Brewski (0)
- 13: #BayAreaUnite: Sports Teams Raise Money For NorCal Fire Relief and Resources (0)
- 12: It Must Be Love: 4 Relationship Material Qualities In Men (1)
- 03: #PrayforVegas (0)
September 2017
- 28: The Amazon Fire TV Shows Off Your Photos: Just Ask Alexa and Giveaway (54)
- 11: Remembering September 11, 2001: God Bless America (0)
- 06: Harvey’s Hungry: Lending A Helping Hand And Feeding Over 10,000 People (2)
- 02: Heroes In Houston: Cake & Bacon Feeding The Front Lines (10)
- 01: Use Our Influence For Good: Calling Social Media Influencers, Bloggers, Brands and Friends (2)
August 2017
- 07: Holy zzysh®: Don’t Waste a Sip Of Wine Or Champagne Again (4)
- 03: I Swiped Right On Your Face Because (2)
- 01: Win A 9 Foot FUNBOY Yacht Pool Float With Cooler For 2 (157)
July 2017
- 14: Dating & Texting No No’s: Call Me If You Aren’t Amphibian or Reptilian (4)
- 09: Holy Bullsnake (2)
- 09: Look and Feel Ten Years Younger With These Beauty Hacks (0)
- 05: Meeting The Birthday Deadline (0)
June 2017
May 2017
- 31: What Women Really Want In Life And Love (0)
- 24: Life is complicated. Raising a great dog doesn’t have to be. (0)
- 20: Reflect, Respect And #RIPChrisCornell: From A Friend and Fan Who Bleeds Rock N’ Roll (2)
- 13: Happy Mother’s Day full of KISSEZZ (4)
- 10: Fashion: No Mo Boho (2)
- 01: Life Happens (2)
April 2017
- 18: Paws Up, Tail Wagging: Nature’s Recipe Now Available At Walmart (6)
- 12: Top Tips For Introducing A New Kitten To A Resident Pup (0)
- 03: Win $1250 Kristals Cosmetics: Pearl Extra Firming Neck And Chest Kit (172)
March 2017
- 31: Dress To Impress: Some Advice For Bringing Out Your Inner Sexy (0)
- 29: Branding Advice All Bloggers Need (0)
- 23: Just In Time For March Madness: Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office (6)
- 16: A Gift Guy-de: Buying For Men Is Tricky (1)
- 08: I Met Wilbur The Porcupine At Out Of Africa Wildlife Park (0)
February 2017
- 28: Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11AM PST Live on YouTube (0)
- 22: Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office March 1: University of Arizona Alumni (4)
- 20: Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video (1)
- 18: Blogger And Social Media Influencer: How to Work With Brands You Love #MediaChat Answers (0)
- 15: I’m the Guest On #MediaChat Thurs. 2/16/17: Working With Brands You Love (0)
- 14: Happy Valentine’s Day From Teddy Brewski And Melanysguydlines (0)
- 10: How To Make Valentine’s Day As Individual As You Are (0)
- 08: George Michael And Prince Tribute On The Grammy Awards® (8)
January 2017
- 30: Win $995 Adore Cosmetics Golden Touch Magnetic Facial Mask: Look Like A Million Bucks (261)
- 20: Can’t Find The One? These Barriers Could Be Holding You Back (1)
- 17: Z Living’s #FindingFido Helps Dogs In Need And Awards Grants To Animal Shelters (2)
- 06: My Resolutions: Guyd For 2017 (5)
December 2016
- 31: Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017 (2)
- 27: Keeping This New Year Resolution to Stay Smoke-Free (713)
- 22: Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski (0)
- 17: Amazon Prime Photos New Features: Enter To Win $500 Gift Card Sweepstakes Provided by Amazon.com (130)
- 05: Win $1500 Deep Sea Cosmetics HEXALIN™ Kit: My Beauty Secret Revealed (285)
- 04: Join Me For Golf And Freebies From Jofit Apparel Dec. 8, 2016 In Tempe, AZ (2)
- 01: The Pitfalls of Finding Love in The Digital Age (0)
November 2016
- 29: Puppies Make Me Happy: I’m Wearing The Happiest Clothes On Earth (8)
- 16: What Would You Like To Print In 3D? (4)
- 11: Thank You Veterans This Veterans Day And Every, Single Day (0)
- 09: How To Find The Best Online Dating Site (0)
- 01: All That Glitters Is Gold: Euphorie Cosmetics 24 K Anti Aging Kit Unboxing (4)
October 2016
- 31: Happy Halloween aka #dresslikeaslutday (2)
- 27: Why It’s So Important To Keep Your Dog Healthy (1)
- 25: My Guest Lecture On Social Media Marketing At the University of Arizona (2)
- 12: I’m Speaking At The University of Arizona: Social Media Influencer vs. Celebrity (0)
- 10: Must Have Facial Beauty Tool to Firm, Tighten and Tone: Dermatouch Skinforce Dermajuvenate (2)
- 04: Make Me Up With Palladio Cosmetics: Makeup That Makes Your Beauty Sparkle (2)
September 2016
- 28: SELFtember™: Join Me Now For A Healthy Change (431)
- 20: Designing Your Own Show Stopping Ring: The Basics (0)
- 16: Which Snarky Pool Floatie Are You? (0)
- 11: Never Forget September 11, 2001: #UnitedWeSTAND (0)
- 06: Win $4,145 Beachbody® On Demand For One Year And Fitness Package (134)
August 2016
- 23: How To Throw A Super Chic End Of Summer Party (0)
- 18: Fun Date Night Ideas That You Might Never Have Thought Of (2)
- 11: Celebrity Relationships That Have Lasted The Test Of Time! (0)
- 09: Sophisticated Ideas For Your Wedding Anniversary Celebrations (0)
- 03: Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 2 (8)
July 2016
- 28: Vote For Teddy Brewski In The Evite #PawtyPeople Contest (2)
- 22: Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1 (20)
- 18: Throw a Pet Pawty With Evite Invitations & Win The #PawtyPeople Contest (4)
- 15: My Top Dog Teddy Brewski Digs TopDogDinners (6)
- 13: Bye-Bye Fine Lines: Win $305 Of Derma MD Exclusive Beauty Products (237)
- 08: Putting The Eye Back In MelanysGuydlines: Dr. Stephen Cohen Of Doctor My Eyes (12)
June 2016
- 20: Give Dogs A Voice When They Can’t Speak For Themselves: Stop The Yulin Dog Meat Festival And Slaughter of Dogs in Asia (4)
- 19: Happy Father’s Day 2016: GO DUBS #StrengthinNumbers (0)
- 16: BlogPaws 2016: A Social Media Conference for My Dog, Teddy Brewski (8)
- 12: It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To (2)
- 06: Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included (12)
- 02: Melany’s Mantra: Repeat, Rinse And Repeat (9)
May 2016
- 24: You Can Learn A Lot From A Dog (8)
- 19: Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630 (540)
- 18: Plug Me Back In: Hump Day Snarkiness (2)
- 13: World Cocktail Day 2016: Recipes for Double Fri-Yay The 13th (4)
- 10: FORE: Gone Golfing (12)
- 06: Happy Mother’s Day: I Won (2)
- 04: 3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow (11)
April 2016
- 26: Win A Mother’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $325 (516)
- 20: I Just Let Go With the letgo App: Try It and letgo (2)
- 15: Win Personalized Jewelry from Origami Owl: 3 Winners (252)
- 13: All The Best Beauty Tricks For Impressing On A First Date (0)
- 07: Fashion Music Festivals Musts By ICJUK: Coachella, EDC and WMC (0)
- 06: I’m Going to Guns N’ Roses: Do You Have Your Tickets Yet? (4)
March 2016
- 30: Find Gift Inspiration for Friends with My Guide (0)
- 29: Not All Followers Are Created Equal (6)
- 28: Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands (0)
- 25: Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peeves (12)
- 21: MG Runs On Dunkin’ Donuts: Pistachio Coffee & All Day Breakfast (4)
- 16: We Are Better Than This (2)
- 08: Must Have Hysterical App – MSQRD (4)
- 03: My Guide to Planning Your Own Awesome Birthday Party (0)
- 01: Go-To Gift Ideas for Any Occasion (0)
February 2016
- 26: 16 Guydlines To Overcoming Being A Workaholic (6)
- 24: Take a Girly Getaway for Less (0)
- 16: Include Pampering In Your Getting Ready Routine (0)
- 11: I know I’m A Workaholic. I’m Working On It. (0)
- 07: How To Make Your Valentine’s Day Special When Sticking To A Budget (2)
- 05: Grab Your (Love) Life by the Horns with Some Big Changes (2)
- 02: Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack (4)
- 01: Valentine’s Day Fashion Picks: Morana Jewelry (2)
January 2016
- 26: Sevendust For The Win: 58th GRAMMY Awards Best Metal Performance (0)
- 25: The Ultimate Guide To Perfect Skin (0)
- 22: How to Give Your Love Life a Quick Boost (2)
- 19: Beverly Hills Ain’t So 9021-OHHH! (9)
- 13: Create A Relaxing Room For All Seasons (0)
- 10: Make Your Eyes Pop With These Beauty Tips (2)
- 08: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Him the Right Gift (0)
- 07: Date Night Fashion Tips For Wowing Him (0)
- 06: 6 Reasons Why You Should Get Married at a Golf Club (0)
December 2015
- 31: Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016. (2)
- 29: Happy New Year – 2016 (0)
- 23: Happy Pawlidays (0)
- 18: Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2015 (4)
- 15: 6 Things You’re Probably Doing to Turn off Men Without Even Realizing it (0)
- 06: Happy Hannukah (3)
- 03: NFL Fall Fashion Picks: Cheering The Cardinals To The Playoffs (32)
- 02: The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016 (0)
- 01: #GivingTuesday: MelanysGuydlines Sponsors Push For Love’s Holiday Benefit For Sunshine Acres Children’s Home (0)
November 2015
- 30: Must Have Gift For Your Dog: Wisdom Panel® 3.0 DNA Test (2)
- 27: ‘Tis The Season: Win a GoPro Hero Plus LCD Waterproof Camera (398)
- 26: Happy Thanksgiving: Thank-full (2)
- 25: Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full (0)
- 18: Weird Things You Didn’t Know You Could do With Makeup (1)
- 17: The Style Guide: Give Your Man A Makeover (1)
- 16: Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair (126)
- 13: #PrayforParis (0)
- 10: Why People Like Memes 5: Snarky Truths (4)
- 05: How To Help Yourself Relax After A Busy Day (0)
- 03: Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA (6)
October 2015
- 26: 7 Tips for Moving to a New City (3)
- 20: Must Have Lotion For Fall: Vaseline Intensive Care Advanced Repair Spray
- 19: Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay (6)
- 15: Adopt a Shelter Dog Month (5)
- 14: My Guest Lecture At The University of Arizona On Social Media (6)
- 11: Everyone’s Favorite Snack and Win $100 From Fiber One (635)
- 09: Mediocrity (2)
- 07: Melany Berger Guest Lecturer at UofA for Communication and eSociety (0)
- 07: Zipcar: $25 Off Wheels When You Want Them (2)
- 01: Winning With Melany Wynn (6)
September 2015
- 29: Cheers: Make It Epic With Andre (12)
- 28: Catch Me on the Champion Entrepreneur Podcast with Anthony Witt (2)
- 24: Just Say No To Smoking and Yes To Aqua-tine ™ (3)
- 18: My New Favorite Cookie: Win $100 Gift Card From Fiber One (761)
- 11: September 11, 2001: Never Forget (0)
- 10: ROCK N’ BLING: Amy Winehouse & Ramones Inspired Accessories (9)
- 07: Cheesecakes, Cookies, Brownies: Oh My! Win $100 Visa Gift Card from Fiber One (1407)
- 02: Going #DestinationCountry With Jessica Northey for Pepsi Gulf Coast Jam 2015 (8)
August 2015
- 28: How to Improve Your Relationship With Yourself (0)
- 28: Fashions Finest: Win $600 Full Online Tuition From Teen Vogue/Parsons (54)
- 27: Fantastic Presents For A Boyfriend Who’s Hard To Buy For (0)
- 26: Happy National Dog Day: Woofs, Wags & Kissezz from Teddy Brewski (4)
- 25: That Sh*t Cray: Kanye West MTV Video Vanguard NO! (18)
- 25: You Say Rebellious, I Say Snarky Humor: Shoebox Cards (6)
- 19: 12 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Never Think to Get You (but that you really want!) (5)
- 17: GO PRO. Win A GoPro Hero+ LCD Waterproof Camera (459)
- 16: How to Communicate in a New Relationship (4)
- 07: Summer Beauty Products, Accessories & More To Make You Sizzle (6)
- 01: Ovation’s On The Record With Mick Rock 8/2/15: Kings Of Leon, Flaming Lips, Patti LaBelle, & Josh Groban (6)
July 2015
- 29: “Thank You” Sevendust’s Lajon Witherspoon For Talking New Album & Tour With Me (21)
- 28: What to Get Your New Boyfriend for His Birthday (4)
- 21: Win the Entire NEW derma e® Purifying Skincare Line Worth $150 (215)
- 15: Pringles® Summer Jam: Rock, Eat, Play & Win Live Nation Concert VIP Style (4)
- 14: Join Me On Ten Minutes In Tinsel Town With Miz Meliz Tonight 7/14 (0)
- 06: Protect Your Selfie With SanDisk iXpand
- 01: Take Control of Your Breakup With These Post-Relationship Methods (0)
June 2015
- 30: How to Make Yourself More Dateable (0)
- 26: Small Gestures To Show Your Partner You Love Them (0)
- 25: How To Know When Divorce Is The Best Option (0)
- 24: I’m On An Influencer Tour With Cox Business Supporting Startups (6)
- 24: Win $200 of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe (121)
- 23: 4 Steps to “Win” the Break-Up (0)
- 21: Happy Father’s Day: The Snarky Version (0)
- 15: 6 Things Every Girl Should Know About Relationships (3)
- 12: The Best TV Shows To Snuggle Up And Watch With Your Boyfriend (0)
- 11: Blow Me: It’s My Birthday (0)
- 08: I Created A Snarky Holiday (4)
- 03: Coolest Father’s Day Gift Ever: DROID Turbo By Motorola in Gray Ballistic Nylon
- 01: The Perfect Gift For Your Ex-Boyfriend: The Man Bowl (12)
May 2015
- 27: A Guide to Staying Connected to Your Long-Distance BFF (2)
- 21: 100,000+ Entries For The PS4 Bundle: The Winner Is…. (2)
- 20: Bang Your Head…Carefully (4)
- 13: Why People Like Memes 4: Extra Snarky (0)
- 07: Let’s Play Ball: Live With SF Giants Bryan Srabian at AT&T Park Friday 5/7/15 for Social Hangout (4)
- 06: Exclusive Interview with Jane Seymour on Social Hangout: Mother’s Day (0)
- 04: Summer Festival Fashion and Safety Guide (0)
April 2015
- 28: BOOM! Win A Sony PlayStation 4 Bundle And Wired Headset Worth $450 (649)
- 21: MelanysGuydlines: Shorty Awards 2015 Vox Populi Winner In Blogger (8)
- 20: Why I Social Podcast Featuring Melany Berger: Shorty Awards Special (6)
- 19: Live From New York: MelanysGuydlines At The Shorty Awards 2015 (2)
- 14: What Is A Good Word To Describe Someone Who Is A “DingDong”? (0)
- 09: Jump In Our #SocialBath On #SocialHangout With Eric Mitchell: Guest Michelle Killebrew (0)
- 08: Tips To Feel Your Best During Allergy Season: What’s In My Bag? (4)
- 04: Grateful: #SocialHangout Trending on Twitter For 7 Hours (4)
- 02: Co-Hosting #SocialHangout With Eric L. Mitchell Fri 4/3/15: Guest Tamara McCleary (2)
March 2015
- 30: Work. Pack. Travel For Work. Repeat. Tweet. #SMMW15 (2)
- 24: Don’t Do These Things At A Social Media Conference (4)
- 20: March Madness Makes Me Social: Win With ArizonaSOCIAL (6)
- 17: Are You Feeling Lucky This St. Patrick’s Day? You Need VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle (6)
- 10: Spring Beauty Essentials: evian® Facial Spray & Giveaway (12)
- 08: It Is International Women’s Day Every, Single Snarky Day! (0)
- 07: Video Did Not Kill The Radio Star: 16 Times I Wish I Had Video Proof (12)
- 02: I Am A Shorty Awards Finalist in Blogger: MelanysGuydlines (8)
February 2015
- 27: 32 Snarky Relationships Tips from My Dog Teddy Brewski- PART 2 (13)
- 24: What Is A Social Media Influencer? (13)
- 18: An Open Letter to MelanysGuydlines Fans, Friends and Followers: (0)
- 16: Are You Ready For The College Hoops Tournament? Win $400 From Retro Brand: 3 Winners (315)
- 12: Valentine’s Day: Who Needs Cupid When You Have eHarmony? (6)
- 11: What Do You Really Know About Singles In America? (16)
- 09: The Best Part of the Grammy’s Were The Snarky Tweets (0)
- 04: Nominate MelanysGuydlines (@Melanyb12) for a Shorty Award in Blogger! (4)
January 2015
- 30: Snarky Picks For Super Bowl Weekend 2015 in Scottsdale, Arizona (2)
- 27: Dear Hackers: Hack Off (6)
- 26: Win A Sony Play Station 4 & Madden NFL 15 Worth $450: No Deflated Balls For Super Bowl (856)
- 23: The Top 10 Most Annoying Top 10 Lists (11)
- 22: Keep Your Super Bowl Beverages Cold Through Halftime: Win $85 Of Corkcicle Products (63)
- 19: My Love Affair With Cars: Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale (4)
- 15: Know What You Know. Know What You Don’t Know And Learn That Too! (0)
- 09: Dear Blog ….I Am So Sorry (2)
December 2014
- 31: Happy New Year from Melanysguydlines – Cheers To A Snarky 2015 (0)
- 29: Get Honest With Honestli: Win $50 Itunes Or Google Play Gift Card (205)
- 25: Happy Holidays and Pawlidays! (0)
- 23: Grab mike’s hard lemonade & join the Tw’elf Re-Gift-O-Rama (2)
- 09: Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART II (0)
- 04: Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART I (6)
November 2014
- 29: The Dumbest, Smart Place in the World: The Curse Of Levi’s Stadium (10)
- 26: Don’t Be A Turkey: Vote For Me! (12)
- 19: Win Official Lucky Star from International Star Registry ® : 2 Winners, $110 Value (149)
- 16: You Had Me At Wine In Paradise: Red Stitch Wine Event At Sanctuary On Camelback Mountain (2)
- 12: Win $315 Monat Hair Care Package: The Natural & Healthy Hair Revolution (254)
- 07: The Higher The Hair The Closer To Healthy: Hairfinity (0)
- 05: Yakety-Yack: Talkin’ Behind Your Back (10)
October 2014
- 31: Happy Halloween-ie: Dress Like A Slut Day (8)
- 28: It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Zeusvision Bus : Larger Than Life Creative Ads For You & Me (8)
- 27: Reality Crowd TV: Relationships, Crowdfunding, Entrepreneurship & More (8)
- 25: Why People Like Memes III: Tired and Lazy (6)
- 22: Why People Love Snarky Memes Part II – Naked & Afraid (4)
- 15: Win $400 Murad Anti Aging Face & Body Firming Regimen (360)
- 14: Spammers Beware: I’m Snarky, Have Social Media & Know How To Use It (12)
- 09: Sometimes Don’t You Wonder “Why?” PART II (4)
- 06: Win A Trip to LA, Coachella VIP & More From Lenovo & Microsoft’s #TeamUp With Timbaland Sweeps (22)
- 01: Win $300 Martian Passport Smartwatch You Can Talk & Listen On (296)
September 2014
- 30: I’m Taking the Paws4Life Pledge from Purina® & Sam’s Club & You Should Too! (0)
- 30: MelanysGuydlines iPhone6 Case & My Own Store On Zazzle (2)
- 29: Cox Business Proves Whatever Happens In Vegas Doesn’t Stay In Vegas: #GetStartedLV (9)
- 24: How Snarky Are You? Quiz (31)
- 19: Snarky Tales: Humor From a Girl With A Dog & A Blog (2)
- 15: Tinder for Shoes? Shoe Swipe (0)
- 12: 21 Things I Can’t Travel Without (10)
- 11: Get Some Satisfaction: Win $100 Official USA Network’s “Satisfaction” Kit (257)
- 10: Never Forget 9/11/01 – God Bless America (0)
- 09: Dating Warnings: The Shirt Test (25)
- 08: Win $150 Total from Zazzle: Including Customizable iPhone 6 Case (135)
- 03: Social Media Galore: Jump In With Me For #MediaChat on Twitter (0)
- 02: Digital Pen Pals: Online Dating Time Wasters (24)
August 2014
- 29: Guydlines for a Fun Labor Day Weekend (8)
- 26: VOTE For Your Favorite Blimpie FanMercial & You Can Win HUGE (31)
- 22: Win $150 from Target & Back To School Deals (14)
- 19: Run For Your Life: It’s A Singles Event (8)
- 15: Some Days Don’t You Just Ask Yourself “Why”? (8)
- 11: Get On The Good Foot: Observations from a Rocker (6)
- 08: I Got Social Last Night (10)
- 05: Win Up To $25,000 From Cars.com By Showing Your #newcarface (14)
- 01: Funny Sayings That Make You Go HUH? In The Night (8)
July 2014
- 29: Read These Tweets While You Sheet (2)
- 23: Got Wrinkles? Win $290 of Nerium AD Face & Body Firm Cream (274)
- 21: Dating: 16 Reasons I Swiped & X’d Your Face on Tinder (26)
- 16: Win $100 To Stub Hub & Take Me With You (3)
- 14: 19 Things That Make Moving Worse Than It Already Is (24)
- 10: Pepper Spray, My New Accessory: As Seen On The Steve Harvey Show (4)
- 05: 10 Snarky Rules for Dating My Owner: Woofed by Teddy Brewski (10)
June 2014
- 30: Calling ALL Psycho Friend/Frienemy stories for new video series! (5)
- 26: 41 Things Before The Alarm Rings (16)
- 23: Top 9 Snarky Tweets, Social Media Funnies & Guydline “Get Lucky” # 69 (4)
- 17: Dating & Relationships in Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA (33)
- 12: My Birthday Date: A Little Ass (8)
- 11: Relationship Status: Viva La “Rock N’ Roll” Vegas (20)
- 04: Win $300 of Art from UGallery – Your Choice! (153)
- 03: Do-Do’s & Don’ts of Dating: Don’t Pee On My Parade (33)
- 02: Bad Ass Blog Award – Sex, Dating & Relationship WINNER 2014: MelanysGuydlines (26)
May 2014
- 30: Win $115 to Target (pronounce with French accent) (0)
- 28: UGallery – Online Art Gallery Fit For Everyone (9)
- 27: The Movie Network: Dedicated To You! (8)
- 27: Same Old Story: Too Much, Too Skinny, Too Dumb, or Too Too (28)
- 26: Memorial Day 2014 (0)
- 22: Win Total $325 from Tego Audio: Wireless Speaker + Power Grid for 3 Winners (117)
- 19: Billboard Music Awards 2014: What Music? (11)
- 18: I’m a Rockstar: Bad Ass Blog Awards Finalist & Billboard Music Awards 2014 (10)
- 14: It’s Hot in Here: Snarky Summer Top Picks (16)
- 10: Happy Mothers Day! (5)
- 07: Bringing Sexy Back: Enter & Win $190 Love Massage Box from Hello Cheri (155)
- 05: Getting A Second Date: The Real Truth Part 2 (10)
- 01: Izola Style: Snarky Flasks & More, Plus Enter to Win (22)
April 2014
- 28: Getting a Second Date: The Real Truth (10)
- 25: Bikini Time: Enter To Win $165 from Lululemon (20)
- 24: Surviving Beverly Hills: Rockstars & Bitches (5)
- 21: Online Dating Nightmare #1,199 (10)
- 16: Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate Without Me Insulting You! (2)
- 08: The Snark Tank: Bull’s Eye vs. Bull Sh*t (16)
- 02: 16 Things Not To Do At (Any/Social Media) Conference (22)
March 2014
- 29: 10 Winners, 10 L’Essential Vapor Couture Kits Worth A Total $650 (226)
- 28: My 2 Cents: Rocking Social Media (7)
- 25: Vapor Couture Product Review: Baton vs. Bling (3)
- 25: 16 Things I Pack But Never Wear While Traveling (18)
- 24: Wellness® Pet Food: The only food for Teddy Brewski (4)
- 21: My Chic Little Secret: Vapor Couture ECig Exclusively for Women (0)
- 18: Oscar Style Bling: Win $427 of Celebrity Looks by Overstock (245)
- 15: 18 Things That Make Me Go “Huh?” While In Las Vegas (8)
- 11: “Hang on Sloopy”: Ramsey Lewis’s Music is Smooth Like Honey (0)
- 07: Insomnia: Top 12 Things (NOT) To Do When I Can’t Sleep (16)
- 03: Oscar Goes To You: Win $400 Official Oscar Nominee Gifts by Jan Lewis (246)
- 01: Vanity Fair Social Club: Melanysguydlines Makeover (10)
February 2014
- 25: Dating Oscar Goes to Mr. Piggy (11)
- 19: When Animals Attack: Dating Interference (4)
- 12: Dating & Sex with Patti Stanger & Perez Hilton for Match.com (6)
- 09: Mel’s Hits & Misses Valentines Day 2014-PART 2 (8)
- 05: Mel’s Hits & Misses Valentines Day 2014-PART 1 (10)
- 03: Cupids Bullseye: $545 Exclusive ICJUK Giveaway (184)
January 2014
- 29: Melanysguydlines for a Shorty Award: Blogger (8)
- 26: Grammys: Sink or Swim? (12)
- 20: Snark Queen/Melanysguydlines on the Modern Dater K-HOW (14)
- 17: $200 RETRO BRAND Gear Giveaway! (179)
- 15: Bye Cold But, I’m Keeping the Funny, Sexy Voice! (4)
- 13: SodaStream: Scarlett Johansson as Brand Amabassador (17)
- 10: Bitch on Plane & Graziano Mob Wives Meat Cleavers? (8)
- 07: Snarky Relationship & Social Media Tips from Vegas (8)
- 03: WIN Beats by Dre Wireless Headphones (160)
December 2013
- 31: Happy New Year 2014: With or Without Resolutions (22)
- 27: Happy Holidays, Congrats & Giveaways for 2014! (4)
- 23: Being Single for the Holidays-Yeah?! (18)
- 17: Win a FREE Kindle Fire 7” HD from Melanysguydlines! (385)
- 16: Dating Hall of Shame VIP (16)
- 11: Back in LALAland: Hollyweird (8)
- 05: Color Me Bad: Naughty or Nice (2)
November 2013
- 28: Thanksgiving 2013 – Thanks & almost full (6)
- 25: Oh baby? What is that shit? (2)
- 19: Melany’s Movember Mutterings (4)
- 13: Boot Camp: Dogs, Frienemies, Unfollowers, & Assholes (4)
- 08: Guys Can be Sloppy Drunky-poo too! (10)
- 05: “Welcome to the Jungle”-which one? (12)
October 2013
- 30: Happy Halloween aka Dress like a slut day! (10)
- 24: DatingAdvice.com: Me, An Expert? (2)
- 20: Shane Alexander: Indie Music Artist & Friend (8)
- 18: Online Dating: What Not To Do (Again & Again) (13)
- 14: The Hollywood Man: Hot, but Not Into Me (8)
- 10: Online Dating Advice: Felony Melany Style (12)
- 06: Get Seriously Friendly: Say Hello & Grab Yourself a Date (6)
- 04: Not a Certified Relationship Expert: Going Certifiably Insane Dating! (8)
- 03: Melanysguydlines on YouTube – Snarky, Golden Nuggets of Twitter (12)
September 2013
- 30: Don’t Discount this Snarky, Blonde, Blogger! (12)
- 24: Funny Dating Advice: Tips From The Blogging Trenches (4)
- 19: Why Do People Like Memes? | Top 19 Reasons Why Memes Are Popular (29)
- 16: Under the Sheets with Antonio Sabato Jr. 2013: Relationship & Dating Tips Interview (10)
- 12: Melanysguydlines joins the Kardashians & Tom Brady on the Lango App! (8)
- 11: God Bless America (2)
- 09: MG Welcomes An0maly (with a zero) – Social Media Ninja (2)
- 04: Funny Relationship Stories: Sporty Sports Chick (10)
August 2013
- 26: Funny Relationship Advice: Tips from the MTV VMA Circus 2013 (17)
- 21: No Las Vegas Vacation for you: HUGE Thank you to my supporters (12)
- 13: Nominate MG for Forbes best 100 websites for women…… (1)
- 09: Las Vegas: Don’t get caught with your pants down or the wrong pair (6)
- 05: Las Vegas -Insider Track to a Half a Piece of Pie (5)
July 2013
- 29: How to Party Like a Surfer: Don’t Yell & Leave Your Shoes At Home (8)
- 23: Zynga Sparks Relationships by Gaming (6)
- 19: Rolling Stone: Selling or Selling Out? (7)
- 15: Snarky Relationship Tips & Advice: Teddy B Style (25)
- 11: Snarky Dating Tips and Advice: “Slow & Low That is the Tempo” (12)
- 08: Working Relationships in Hollywood: Top 12 things I LOL’d on the Boulevard (10)
- 04: Worst date idea: 4th of July while shoving your face & doing other unattractive things (6)
June 2013
- 30: Trouble in Online dating part 2,233,557 – Drunk texting at 2AM (8)
- 28: Online Virtual Dating App: At First Sight- will you accept this rose? (4)
- 24: Are you a video star? Enter for your chance to win up to $15,000 in CASH! (2)
- 24: AllTwitter, AllFacebook, All Nerds Part 3: Don’t extinguish my flame (8)
- 21: AllTwitter, AllFacebook, ALL Nerds Part 2 – Billy Idol should host the next one (8)
- 19: Twitter Follower Appreciation pt. 2 : 5,000! (0)
- 18: You Can’t Wash This Potty Mouth Out With Soap (3)
- 17: Snarky thank you to you snarky bitches! (2)
- 13: AllTwitter, AllFacebook, ALL Nerds Part 1 – #nerdsdoitbetter or not? (6)
- 09: IT’S MELANYSGUYDLINES AND MY BIRTHDAY WEEK SNARKY BITCHES! (8)
- 04: Matt’s Guydlines to Being a Rock Star (Pt. 2 – The Hair) (2)
May 2013
- 31: Stay off my online profile MOM (2)
- 29: A Salute to Our Favorite Twitter Followers! (2)
- 23: Spoof on Hot Guy Marketing Trend- Meet Josh Button (0)
- 21: Relationships, matchmakers, babies and aliens? (0)
- 20: MG’s Billboard Music Awards Recap (0)
- 16: Strange Celebrity Endorsements : Headphones (0)
- 16: Hairstyles of the Stressed Celebrity (0)
- 15: This Rocks – Monster Energy Outbreak College Nor/So Cal dates (0)
- 13: Create a Match.com Summer Singles Event & WIN – CONTEST (0)
- 13: Congratulations to Alison Maria aka relation_shits (0)
- 11: An Ode to the Intern : Libby Graduates! (2)
- 09: One hit wonder- Dummy Wins Rasta Banana (0)
- 07: Beware of the “Frienemy” (10)
- 04: Matt’s Guydlines to Being a Rock Star (Pt. 1 : The Instrument) (0)
- 01: Proud to be chosen as the Why Not Girl of the Week! – yours truly (6)
April 2013
- 29: Van Halen in Las Vegas: I am with the band (0)
- 25: ToadHopNetwork is now a sponsor to the Las Vegas contest #guydlines giveaway! (2)
- 25: Vegas : “The Great Unimaginable” (0)
- 24: Guydlines for Coachella… How avoid Looking Like a Stupid White Boy (1)
- 24: Female Lakers Fans (2)
- 23: One hit wonder of the week: Reese Witherspoon (4)
- 21: ENTER CONTEST TO WIN TRIP TO LAS VEGAS HERE: (45)
- 21: Bodyguard or Photobomb? (4)
- 18: The “Blondetourage” welcomes the Dark Side -Emily S. (1)
- 16: I am dating my blog (6)
- 14: The Guidelines For a #Guydline (7)
- 11: Don’t take a chance on dating reunion tours (8)
- 10: Oops I did it again…via text (2)
- 09: Paranormal Movie Out Today: So funny it’s scary (4)
- 09: Melanysguydlines.com Team: Snarky true life experts (2)
- 08: Matt’s Guydlines : Dating Dos and Don’ts From Someone Who Shouldn’t Date (0)
- 07: MG’s house of snark: Welcomes intern Libby D (0)
- 04: Weekend Preview : Final Four Primer (0)
- 03: Foo Fighters: Wins for no talent, bad chops, & worst band name ever! (30)
- 01: Kevin Ware’s Injury : A Breakdown (3)
- 01: Matt’s Bio (0)
- 01: Sweet Sixteen Ain’t So Sweet For Me (6)
March 2013
- 28: March madness-Another opinion (2)
- 26: Rock! Rock! Til You Drop (8)
- 21: Go Hack Yourself (0)
- 18: I’m not making this up (0)
- 12: Sin City: Best Massage Nuts and Basketballs (0)
- 06: Beware of dumb people bleach: It is bad for my health (12)
- 05: You’re wearing THAT to watch the game? (4)
- 01: Dixon’s dating and dining desires (0)
- 01: American Idol: Nicki Minaj or Fran Drescher’s “The Nanny” (5)
- 01: In Defense of Dick Pics: A Guy’s Perspective (4)
February 2013
- 28: Dixon Richard From a guy’s perspective for the “guy’d”lines. Our “guy’d” blogger (0)
- 24: One Hit Wonder Rihanna: Former musician, queen of shitty Instagram and slutty runway shows (2)
- 24: Melanysguydlines 2.0 Oscar Style -All snark, all true. One hit wonder too! (6)
- 23: Hall of Shame-Dating Story #1 (11)
- 13: Money Date in Vegas – Valentines Day (4)
- 11: Golf: the George Clooney of sports events (8)
- 08: Contest Winners (2)
January 2013
- 24: SUPERBOWL CONTEST= FREE STUFF $$$ (7)
- 22: Super Bowl XLVII-Die Hards v. Bandwagon fans (36)
- 16: Do you Twit or Tweet? (20)
- 08: Texting is ruining my dating life (35)
December 2012
- 30: Good Riddance 2012 (10)
- 26: What are you for 2013? (10)
- 14: “Girl Can’t Help It” (10)
- 07: Cliffs Notes (4)
- 04: Relationships 101 (16)
November 2012
- 29: Gentlemen know best (20)
- 19: I am most thankful for….. (10)
- 13: Will you go out with me (text or Facebook)? (17)
October 2012
- 31: Trick or Turn Tricks? (8)
- 23: Bachelor Auction – cash or check? (6)
- 15: Dating Category – Humper (12)
- 08: Las Vegas – Rock & Lions (10)
- 05: Thanks (4)
September 2012
- 24: Beware of Squeaky! (9)
- 18: Miss Piggy – Guydline for a better looking USA (20)
- 10: “And you may ask yourself – Well …How did I get here?” (8)
- 04: First Jackasses in my life – Music lessons (4)
August 2012
- 28: “Coprophagia” – Guydline from the working world (0)
- 16: “Big hat, no cattle” – Tips and Guydlines for movie filming in your home (2)
- 14: Words of wisdom regarding e-masculating men….. (0)
- 12: Teddy Brewski – My New Man! (0)
July 2012
- 16: Matchmaker, Matchmaker – No more nightmare dates! (15)
- 11: Internet Dating – Some Do’s and Dont’s (6)
- 05: Felony Melanie (2)
- 02: The “Hangover” – My First Date (7)
June 2012
- 29: “Tannest” Party – Beginning New Relationships and Crazy Friendships (6)
- 27: Party Nightmare! (Finger) Tips for Dating and Relationship safety (14)
- 25: Dating – The laws for a guide to a perfect relationship! (1)
- 22: Dear John – The relationship “letter” for my ex-boyfriend (17)
- 20: Dear John (14)
- 18: Y ??? (10)
- 15: PERFECTION! (9)
- 07: Facebook “Friends” (read my 1st post before this!) (30)
- 06: This is so much more complicated than I thought. (28)
