Good Morning and happy Hump Day! In celebration of it being just that I thought I would share a little known skill I possess and might need to add to my media kit. I can rap (ish) the entire Humpty Dance by Digital Underground. Yes, that is me in an Uber. Highly recommend using uber when you feel a little happy of have a drink or 4. It is awesome. Also, take a look at my updated media kit if you have a product or work for a brand that might be a snarky fit for MelanysGuydlines. Always looking for suggestions.
However, these types of pants will not work for this site or for me or for anyone for that matter! You know what pants I am talking about, don’t you? Stop making these ugly things and stop buying them. Ok?
And…..stay tuned because I have another killer giveaway coming to you live in 4,3,2,1….
Remember: Turn it up, never unplug good music and give me a beat.
Happy Hump Day and follow me on Instagram!
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**Stay snarky my friends!**

I stopped wearing yoga pants a long time ago!
HA! Good thing if they are crazy patterns. I wear them all the time but stick to the basics.