Which Snarky Pool Floatie Are You?

Which snarky pool floatie are you?

Before this post fades away with the pool weather I better get it up! It is still hot outside! It is almost as hot as the devil’s mouth right now in Arizona and I want to get some new pool floats for my new pool. With so many choices out there where does one begin?

If you could choose any pool floatie to float away on which would it be? There are so many choices out there I have no idea which float I want for my brand new pool so I thought I would put together a little quiz!

Think of your choice as your chosen spirit animal or spirit pool floatie. HA! Just for fun but if you feel so inclined some of these are going fast. Get them while you can. Well, not all of them.

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If you chose:

Flamingo

Flamingo

You are:
-Tall and Graceful (opposite of me)
-Feminine and Loves pink (but maybe not as much as Victoria)
-Needs to work out on legs more at the gym (you know that guy?)
-Loves to travel in packs (want to go to the bathroom with me?)

Unicorn

Uni!~

-Magic and Mystical / Perfection (in your dreams)
-chupacabra (he/she is out there, right? Patti Stanger said he/she was)
-everyone loves them (like Raymond)
-expel rainbows (I saw it once!)

Duck

Ducky!

-Love the song “Rubber Ducky” (You are the one!)
-Ducks are cute (not cuter than dogs)
-Favorite color is yellow (neon only)
-Lets water roll right off your back (nothing bothers them. Wish this was me.)

Watermelon

Bey!

-Looking for a date (Ask Beyonce about the seeds)
-Going to be a mom or dad (again with the seeds)
-Hungry/On a diet (It is water. No it is a Melon. It fills you up).
-Doesn’t mind seeds in teeth (should carry a pocket mirror)

Swan

awwww perf!

-Beauty (in the eye of the beholder)
-Elegant (me. does snarky count? )
-Pure (totally me, if snarky still counts)

Pizza

Yum!

-Hungry
-Hungover

Donut

You are such a donut hole!

-Hungry
-Hungover

Ice Cream

uhhhh??

-Hot
-Hungry
-Hungover

Gummy Bear

Sweet

-Sweet
-Hungry
-Hungover

Gum Ball Machine

Don’t chew like a cow. K?

-More sweet
-Hungry
-Hungover

Hot Bod Beach Bro

Did we date?

ASSHOLE!

Which one are you?? Leave in the comments! Promise I won’t tell…..maybe. LOL! Happy weekend all.

**Stay snarky my friends!**