Yesterday, the Melanysguydlines.com team met for the fist time at the Roosevelt Hotel Pool in Hollywood for a windy and long lunch (with beer and grey goose sodas). I am so proud of what has been accomplished here in under a year! This process has been hard work but I am starting to see it pay off! I hope that you have enjoyed my journey thus far and continue to laugh with us about the stupidity of people, craziness of life, chaos of dating and navigating this totally trippy world with a huge helping of snark. Life is too hard and too short to digest it without humor. Like I always say, “Just throw some glitter on that shit and everything will be fine!” and it is looking better everyday!
Check out this great looking team of mine!
Thank you all that have supported me along the way and for those who haven’t, well, what do you think now? Don’t answer that! I already know and it feels so good 🙂 Karma is a bitch (my bff) and I can’t wait to see how this life of mine plays out. ENJOY!
**Stay snarky my friends!**

Looks like you guys had a great time. Snark on!
Thanks Steve! We did! SNARK ON!!!