Hope you all had more fun than I did yesterday. As some of you know, a virus has totally infected AOL in their server. Before, you make some smart-ass comment let me say that I have had AOL since I was 15. It was “MelB” but I hated the spice girls so that was not the premise behind the username. Anyway, I HIGHLY suggest you change passwords and keep up to date with old emails or accounts on websites. For the average person, this is annoying. For me it is a nightmare! Obviously, working in social media means I have hundreds of accounts on many different platforms. The problem is that I registered with some of these platforms way before the inception of Melanysguydlines. So, needless to say I was in password hell! How about this for a password? Go F#% off A$$h@le- yeah you 17 year old kid behind the Heartbleed virus. Use your brain for something cooler than sending out weight loss links or free prescriptions to Viagra (and if you need that already then you are in trouble). I mean yesterday was 420 so you could at least get creative and link to dispensaries. Duh!
I digress. It has come to my attention that I have not posted anything about dating for a LONG time. That is because I have not dated. I mean is there really such a thing? Yes. Online dating is there but I have come to the conclusion that at least 25% of the profiles on the sites are fake. Seriously, I am sure losers like the one who created the Heartbleed virus created the bogus profiles. Get a life! I mean I thought hell had frozen over when I received an email from a cutie a few weeks ago only to be proven very wrong. The guy emailed me and said that he had just moved to LA and wanted to meet me. I wrote back and said sure and when? Never heard back from him – EVER! This is not the first time. If that is not bad enough, the other 25% on that site are probably married and the last 50% I would never touch with a ten-foot pole. After doing that math – I am sad to say that there is a 0% chance of meeting anyone real, not married and dare I say decent looking with a J-O-B. But at least I know I am know the only one with these struggles. People always ask if I am too picky and that is not it at all. I have horrible taste in men. What am I looking for? Let this tweet tell ya and that is the truth. Obviously, a lot of people are feeling the same way so I guess I feel a little better.
What is my type? Someone that makes me excited about tomorrow.
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) April 21, 2014
Then this happens……
and BOO! What a douche.
**Stay snarky my friends!**