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FabFitFun Describes Me To A Tee: Proud To Be A #FabFitFunPartner

By on January 22, 2019 in Goodies

FabFitFun describes me to a tee (heehee) and proud to be a #fabfitfunpartner !!! The FabFitFun box is an amazing value! Each box is filled with FULL size products from only the best brands. They are having the biggest sale ever right now with 40% off your first box by using my code “MB”. FabFitFun always brings you the latest and greatest in FULL-size beauty, fashion, fitness, and lifestyle goodies valued at well over $200! Seriously! No little bottles and mini items ever. Check out the Winter Editor’s Box they sent me, which supports the Kindness Factory encouraging acts of… Continue Reading

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Fashion: No Mo Boho

By on May 10, 2017 in Snarky
Fashion: No Mo' Boho

Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion statement. 2. Boho is a no go on most. Word to most – you look like a couch. 3. I left my heart in SF a while ago but pretty sure it wasn’t the 60s. Please! I am so over this look and it is completely contradictory to my ROCKER music taste too btw. So, bring back glamour! I am not sure I would wear my derby day… Continue Reading

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Designing Your Own Show Stopping Ring: The Basics

By on September 20, 2016 in Goodies
Designing Your Own Show Stopping Ring: The Basics

Ohhh, yeah!  This post is about a few of my favorite girly things! Diamonds and jewelry  – yes please. Handing it over to Laura to give you a little advice on how to design your own fab and super snarky ring! ENJOY! Do you dream of designing your own show stopping ring? Maybe it’s your engagement or wedding ring. Maybe you just want to treat yourself and have something that nobody else has. Whatever the case, there are lots of things you can do to make your dream a reality. Read on for the basics of designing your own show… Continue Reading

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Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630

By on May 19, 2016 in Goodies
Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630

Happy day AGAIN! YAY! If you didn’t win the Mother’s Day gift basket from Overstock last month I am here to save the day for Father’s Day! MelanysGuydlines has partnered with Overstock again (3rd time) for an amazing giveaway featuring 15 different fantastic items dad is going to love. Make Dad glad this year and get him something he’ll really use – and enjoy. What dad doesn’t love a little BBQ action? This gift pack features a portable gas grill and super snarky accessories to make him look and perform like the top chef he is while grilling outdoors! If… Continue Reading

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Win A Mother’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $325

By on April 26, 2016 in Goodies
Win Overstock Mother's Day basket worth $325

Happy day! Wow. I have a real treat for you this Mother’s Day. MelanysGuydlines has partnered with Overstock again for an amazing giveaway featuring 9 different fantastic items mom is going to love. Whether the mom in your life is a foodie, DIY interior designer or fashionista, you can always find the perfect present at Overstock.com that will show you value her. Here are ALL the items we would love to give away to one lucky winner. This Mother’s Day basket from Overstock is worth $325. You had me at win a Margarita and Slush Maker from Overstock!!! You had… Continue Reading

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Fashion Music Festivals Musts By ICJUK: Coachella, EDC and WMC

By on April 7, 2016 in Goodies
Fashion Music Festivals Musts By ICJUK: Coachella, EDC and WMC

Music festivals are my favorite! I love all types of festivals from rock to electronic. I used to attend the World Music Conference in Miami every year, rock EDC in Los Angeles and Las Vegas and Coachella of course. If you don’t know, Coachella is right around the corner. Preparing for a music festival means your fashion needs to be on point from head to toe. Please, don’t wear a romper with your ass hanging out. It is not cute on anyone and I don’t care how thin you are but cheeks dropping under shorts should never be a look…. Continue Reading

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Find Gift Inspiration for Friends with My Guide

By on March 30, 2016 in Goodies, Relationships
Find Gift Inspiration for Friends with My Guide

It has been a few weeks since we have enjoyed a post from Laura. Happy to share this great post for friend gift inspo. BTW: she mentions jewelry here and you should stay tuned for an exciting jewelry announcement next week! Getting gifts for friends can be easy, or it can take you forever. It’s often harder when you haven’t been friends long. Then it gets easier as you get to know each other better, and then harder again when you start running out of ideas. I love shopping for my besties, but wanting to make them happy means it… Continue Reading

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Valentine’s Day Fashion Picks: Morana Jewelry

By on February 1, 2016 in Goodies
Valentine’s Day Fashion Picks: Morana Jewelry

  Happy February!! I can’t believe it is already February. Can you? Wow! But, you know what that means. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and you should start thinking about what you are going to wear or give your sweetheart for this lovely holiday. Be honest! What woman doesn’t love receiving and wearing awesome jewelry? Don’t worry I am here to introduce you to my new favorite fashion jewelry line that is affordable and has so many options you can be sure to find whatever “blingy” style you are looking to rock! You know I love my jewels… Continue Reading

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Create A Relaxing Room For All Seasons

By on January 13, 2016 in Snarky

Do I have a story for you? As you know, I am traveling in Los Angeles this week so I need a few more days to put my snarky touch on the post. You are going to love it. But, not to fear! Laura is here to save the day with while I gather more ridiculous information for my post. Take it away Laura. It’s really nice to see those room makeovers that have a particular theme. They can be stylish and inspiring. You can get carried away with a theme and for a while the novelty is all you need…. Continue Reading

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Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2015

By on December 18, 2015 in Goodies
Gift Guide 2015

Happy holidays! If you are like me you are still trying to find the “right” gift for your friends and family. This year I thought I would do things a little bit differently and highlight a few products that stood out for me in my never ending emails for holiday gift guide ideas! 1. Since, I am the snarky queen I had to put the Aunty Acid Books on this list. I received the Aunty Acid Office Manual a few months back and it is hysterical. If you don’t know Aunty Acid – you should! I share a lot of… Continue Reading

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NFL Fall Fashion Picks: Cheering The Cardinals To The Playoffs

By on December 3, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits

I am a fan of a lot of things but some of my most passionate fanaticisms come in the form of favorite sporting teams and fashion! Sports and fashion go together for me like peanut butter & jelly, snarky & Melanysguydlines and Teddy Brewski & Melany Berger, and…well, you get it. I am a sporty chick, but just because I can throw and catch a ball better than most men, does not mean I don’t know how to dress for a sporting event. Trust me. There is a right and wrong way to dress for a football game and you… Continue Reading

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The Style Guide: Give Your Man A Makeover

By on November 17, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky
The Style Guide: Give Your Man A Makeover

Here are some great tips from Laura for your guy! Remember….a man should be stylin’ too!!…. Take it away…… It’s an unfortunate truth that many guys simply don’t know how to dress well. It’s part of what makes them charming, but sometimes we’d like them to at least know how to make the effort. If you’re going to a formal event, you can feel a little uneasy if your partner isn’t quite dressed for the occasion. I’m here to help you give him a little advice and turn him into a style icon you can be proud of. Where do… Continue Reading

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