About Melany Berger

Melany Berger (Better than a hotdog) a.k.a. – “Snarky” or Queen of Snark

All snark, all true. Nine lives worth of short stories, advice & raw judgement on relationships, life, products and everything in between.

These have all happened to me and I just write it like I see it. You may not like it, but I probably don’t like you. I have lived at least 9 lives and thought I would offer a window into some of them. Chill out and get over yourself before you read these! Words of wisdom from one of the smartest people I ever knew. KISSEZZ.

I write about being young, single and working (unknowingly) as a flytrap for ALL the stupid people in the world. I have been told that I need to write a book so, I started blogging!

From Northern California originally, but moved to Los Angeles to work for William Morris, Irving Azoff, MTV, CAA and all the other big dogs (old men) in the music business (behind the scenes because I break car windows and make dogs bark when I try and sing). This was fantastic until I realized I was approaching 30 and no longer wanted to be a groupie in a rock band. So, I packed my things and relocated back to San Francisco where the freaks got weirder and my dating life nearly stopped because the guys were more interested in looking at each other than me which brought me back to Los Angeles. In LA, I had the opportunity to work in Marketing and Promotions with numerous high profile tours. After suffering a few personal hardships, I decided I wanted a change. This is when I started I found my voice and cathartic outlet writing this blog and have never looked back.


Melany Berger is a “no-holds- barred” blogger and social media influencer. She is the creator of MelanysGuydlines, which is a lifestyle blog with a snarky twist. She will tell you that snarky is witty but younger and better looking and says what most are thinking but do not say themselves. Think Chelsea Handler with a splash of Perez Hilton. MelanysGuydlines won the Best Dating and Relationship Blog of 2014, the Shorty Awards Vox Populi 2015 for the most fan nominations in the blogger category and became Fohr Card verified in 2017.

In addition to writing about relationships, Melany has proven herself as a trusted brand ambassador and social media influencer. She loves to give back to her readers through partnering with brands and offering exclusive opportunities. She works with top tier brands ranging from Microsoft, Lenovo, Cox Communication, Bud Light Lime, Amazon, American Express, Disney, Overstock, USA Networks, the NFL and many more.

When Melany is not blogging or representing brands, she can be found engaging with her followers online. She has amassed a large and loyal following of 280,000+ on her social media channels.

A professional in the music industry, Melany has worked for major entertainment giants such as MTV, Irving Azoff and William Morris. Knowing the business inside and out, Melany has no shortage of hysterically epic and true tales of what it’s like to be a rock-star or at least party like one!

She is an Advisory Board member at the University of Arizona for the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences and enjoys lecturing and teaching students about the future of social media and how they can turn social media influence into a profession. She is an active member on the Student Engagement and Marketing Committees for the Advisory Board as well as a recurring guest lecturer for eSociety at the University of Arizona. Melany’s family created two scholarships in her sister’s name at the University of Arizona after her passing in 2010. The two scholarships are awarded to a male and female student and part of the most prestigious at the University. The Brenna Ilana Berger Memorial Scholarship covers in-state tuition, room and board, and books. It honors her sister’s memory as an At-Risk School Counselor in Los Angeles by enabling students who have faced significant obstacles in the pursuit of their college education. Her family is very active in keeping close contact with the scholarship recipients.

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Did I mention that I offer consulting? Well, I do!  Melany Berger: Your social media rockstar consultant.

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Another reason you should contact me is that I am proud to announce that I am the newest (and youngest) member for the Social and Behavioral Sciences Advisory Board at the University of Arizona. Smart Cookie. Check me out in this flyer – GO CATS! Wildcat for LIFE!

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**Stay snarky my friends!**