holidays

Happy Holidays and Pawlidays 2022 from MelanysGuydlines and Teddy Brewski

By Melany on December 19, 2022 in Relationships, Snarky

I wanted to take a moment and wish each and every single one of you a very happy and healthy holiday season! Cheers to a better 2023 for us all. I know I am looking forward to a better year ahead full of snark and happiness. Also, I wanted to take a moment and thank you all for supporting MelanysGuydlines through the years. It is always fun to read all of your comments and interact with you here and on social media. A special thank you to all of my new and seasoned followers on Facebook and Twitter who have… Continue Reading

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Passover Isn’t Cancelled: Why Is It Different From All Others?

By Melany on April 8, 2020 in Relationships

We ask, “Why is tonight different from all other nights?” Mah nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot? Passover is about uniting as one and overcoming a treacherous journey through unfamiliar land, while persevering with strength and faith. It celebrates The Exodus of the Jewish people escaping freedom from slavery and the 10 plagues which struck down their oppressors. The Jews were protected from these plagues and their homes were “Passed Over” by having faith and following the commandments of Moses. This Passover is not cancelled. It is a time for us to reflect. Why is this Passover different from all… Continue Reading

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Right Foot First Into 2020

By Melany on January 1, 2020 in Relationships

You can’t reach your goals for the future if you have one foot still chained to the past!!!! No looking back. Follow me in moving forward with the RIGHT foot first into 2020! Wishing all of you a happy and healthy new year. To quote one of my followers on Instagram: @gregaltmeyer ” There is a reason why the windshield is large and the rear view mirror is small! Here’s to your best year yet!“ Lots of love always, Melany and Teddy Brewski a.k.a. Mr. December. You can’t reach your goals for the future if you have one foot still… Continue Reading

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Rosh Hashanah: Spiritual Healing Begins From Within

By Melany on September 29, 2019 in Relationships

To all my family and friends who observe, wishing you a very happy and sweet Rosh Hashanah. During the commencement of the Jewish New Year let this first night begin a spiritual journey of introspection and repentance. Let us sit quietly for a moment away from our electronics and focus on ourselves. Spiritual healing and forgiveness must begin from within. From there we may then ask ….. To those I may have wronged…..I ask for forgiveness. To those I may have helped….I wish I had done more. To those I may have neglected to help….I ask for understanding. To those… Continue Reading

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New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Snarky Guydlines Are Forever 2019

By Melany on December 31, 2018 in Relationships, Snarky

As I sit here on the eve of 2019, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? This year is no different. It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2019 because it has to be better than 2018 and hope that I don’t repeat mistakes of the past. Like I always say,… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays & Pawlidays 2018

By Melany on December 25, 2018 in Snarky

Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health!! Be good to one another! PLEASE 🙂 Here is a throwback of the Teddy Brewski because it is just too darn cute not to repost and who doesn’t like a dog in a Santa Hat? I know I do! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2019. SNARK ON and ROCK ON! May the snark be with you – ALWAYS! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Hanukkah Gift Ideas 2018 – Hall Of Frames

By Melany on December 3, 2018 in Goodies

Wishing all of my family and friends a happy and healthy Hanukkah! Check out this super cute video I did with Hall of Frames featuring Teddy Brewski of 8 great gift ideas for Hanukkah 2018. We helped start night one off with a Woof ???? 🙂 What do you think? View this post on Instagram Wishing all of my family and friends a happy and healthy Hanukkah! Check out this video I did with @hall_of_frames featuring @sirteddybrewski for 8 great gift ideas -we helped start night one off with a Woof ???? 🙂 Thank you to @007skogan for… Continue Reading

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I Am Most Thankful For…..REMIX Thanksgiving 2018

By Melany on November 22, 2018 in Snarky

Happy Thanksgiving! This post is a classic remix from when I first started this blog in 2012! It gave me a LOL! Feel free to add to it in the comments. I am THANKFUL for: Being raised by the 2 most amazing people who have been supportive through all my 9 lives and taught me never to be scared of my own shadow. Being blessed to have had a sister that I shared everything with and knowing that she is watching over me every day. Having the strength to kick ass literally and figuratively. Puppies. All of them, especially Teddy… Continue Reading

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice

By Melany on March 17, 2018 in Snarky

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriously. Check out these cool shots taken by my friend Linford Toy on my favorite green of them all a.k.a. the golf course! Follow him on Instagram at @latoyii right now! Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s Day this year full of birdie juice. Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s… Continue Reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

By Melany on December 31, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky

As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends

By Melany on December 23, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky

Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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My Single Holiday Jingle

By Melany on December 22, 2017 in Snarky

Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL FanStyle, Cardinals gear! Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Does anyone know the person in charge of the the tree wishes and jingle requests? Does anyone know the person… Continue Reading

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