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New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends

happy holidays and pawlidays snarky friends

Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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My Single Holiday Jingle

My Single Holiday Jingle

  Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL FanStyle, Cardinals gear! Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Does anyone know the person in charge of the the tree wishes and jingle requests? Does anyone know the person… Continue Reading

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Instagram Giveaways Galore: iPhones, Cameras, Makeup and More

Instagram Giveaways Galore: iPhone, Camera, Makeup and More

If you have not checked out my Instagram, you should! One –I am snarky. Two – I post fun pictures of my dog. (He has his own IG too if you want to just follow Teddy Brewski. I won’t be jealous. Well, maybe a little). Three – I am doing giveaways every few days through the beginning of December and you will want these items. Trust me! Can you say iPhones, cameras and makeup galore? Currently, I have this one live: WORLDWIDE GIFTS FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! I’ve teamed up with some of our favorite Bloggers and Youtubers to… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day full of KISSEZZ

Happy Mothers Day

  Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the number one mom in the entire world – mine! Since, I can’t be in San Francisco to celebrate the most wonderful mother in the world for Mother’s Day I will start sharing right now! Though, I do not need wait for Mother’s Day to celebrate my mother since I try my best to celebrate her every single day because she is THAT special. Love you more than words and want to wish you a very happy and healthy Mother’s Day!!! Thank you does not say it enough for being my best friend,… Continue Reading

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How To Make Valentine’s Day As Individual As You Are

How To Make Valentine's Day As Individual As You Are

Thank you Laura for this post about Valentine’s day!! It is coming up next week. Are you ready? Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, but what if you’re turned off not on by the usual stuff that comes with the day love is celebrated across the world? If you can’t bear the thought of a giant cuddly toy, a single red rose and a cheesy declaration – don’t panic, you can still enjoy Valentine’s Day with your partner. The secret is making your day as individual as you and your man are. After all, your relationship isn’t the same as everyone… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski

Happy Holidays From MelanysGuydlines

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany! We hope everyone enjoys the snarky content and more provided on the blog and OUR social media sites. REMEMBER: Slow down. Watch your driving. Know they are not giving things away for free at the stores (last time I checked). Smile. Remember why we celebrate these holidays in the first place. K? Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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Sophisticated Ideas For Your Wedding Anniversary Celebrations

Happy day! I am in the process of closing escrow and moving and thank Laura for another amazing post. I would love all of these things, especially to go on a cruise!!! Looks awesome. Wish me luck and enjoy this post. Take it away Laura……. When your wedding anniversary rolls around, you will no doubt want to spend it spoiling the one you love. You will also want to plan plenty of celebrations as well! So how should you spend your anniversary, if you want it to be a sophisticated and stylish affair? Here are some of our top ideas…. Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day 2016: GO DUBS #StrengthinNumbers

Happy Father’s Day 2016

Wishing my daddy a very happy and healthy Father’s Day with a BIG win from the Warriors tonight! Thank you for all of my Golden State gear and I will be wearing my shirt and waving my flag while watching the game tonight! Take a pic at the game please! #strengthinnumbers #dubs Also, thank you for putting up with me and being the best daddy ever. This is a classic picture of my dad! HA! Do you wonder where I get my snarky from?   This one is from the Shorty awards last year! And this is a gem! Hi-five… Continue Reading

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It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To

It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To

Another year. Another Birthday. But, this year is going to be the best yet because I have been reciting my mantra and putting these things into place. It is one thing to say them and it is another thing to actually do what you say. So, for my Birthday this year: – I am not doing anything I don’t actually want to do. – I am not feeling obligated to anyone. – I am only doing what makes me happy. So, if you missed it here is the mantra…… Sound like a plan? I do have a little wish though…. Continue Reading

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Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

I have been scouring the Internet for the BEST Father’s Day gift ideas for all of you! My dad is super cool and loves a lot of things especially the Warriors! GO DUBS! But, he also loves snarky products I give him as I am a professional shopper and blogger. But, we all know that. So, let me share a few of these finds with you. What do you think? 1. Overstock everything especially the Father’s Day gift basket I am giving away! Have you entered yet? You should. Good luck. Remember it includes 15 fatherly-approved items such as a… Continue Reading

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