Basketball

March Madness Makes Me Social: Win With ArizonaSOCIAL

By Melany on March 20, 2015 in Goodies

It’s one of my favorite times of the year! Bring it on! What am I talking about? I am talking March Madness tournament people. Of course, it makes it a lot sweeter that I just got back from watching my University of Arizona Wildcats win the Pac 12 championship in Las Vegas last week and that they won yesterday for their first showing in the NCAA tournament. If you haven’t noticed I love my sports, music, fashion, snark and can’t help but share with you on this blog. The 6 questions I get asked all the time are: What do… Continue Reading

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Are You Ready For The College Hoops Tournament? Win $400 From Retro Brand: 3 Winners

By Melany on February 16, 2015 in Goodies

Why hello there! How many of you caught the SNL 40th Anniversary special last night? What did you think? I loved it. Great show! I could have had #morecowbell #sitdownkanye and Eddie Murphy’s laugh should have made an appearance. Also, where was Drunk Uncle? The only person I saw was David Spade with a mini bottle? Snarky! Anyway….. Love me some laughs and sports obviously from the title of this post! Well, we are all sad that football season is over but do you know what that means? It means that it is almost College Hoops Tournament time. Basketball!… Continue Reading

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16 Things I Pack But Never Wear While Traveling

By Melany on March 25, 2014 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

Tomorrow, I leave for San Diego to attend Social Media Marketing World and excited to meet some more people in my field. What I am not looking forward to is packing. I mean let’s be honest – I am living out of a suitcase in my spare bedroom from my last trip. My bathroom products are still in protective double plastic bags in my other sink. I double bag all my products – I am a product whore – we have already established that but each lotion, remover and whatever else l think I am going to need while on… Continue Reading

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$200 RETRO BRAND Gear Giveaway!

By Melany on January 17, 2014 in Goodies

Exciting news today! So, you all know that I am a rocker, love college basketball (especially my #1 Arizona Wildcats), pop-culture, baseball and beer! That is a given. For a while now, I have been a HUGE fan of a clothing company that was created by a fellow University of Arizona Wildcat alumnus, Marc Herman. Marc’s company, Retro Brand produces KICK ASS gear for snarky people like you and me! Retro Brand and Melanysguydlines are giving you the chance to win $200 buckeroos to buy whatever your little heart desires on their site! THIS IS AWESOME! I have a bunch… Continue Reading

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Female Lakers Fans

By Emily S. on April 24, 2013 in Fans, Snarky

Alright, as this painful seasons continues I cannot go any longer without giving a breakdown of the female fans. I’ve had enough of your generic tweets and conveniently timely statuses to believe that all of you are true fans. So here ya go.. my views on girls who are Los Angeles Laker fans. Girls who don’t know and don’t care I mean, at least these girls are honest. They don’t pretend to know who the players are or clog our news feed with fake statuses pretending they care. Its okay! You’re allowed to live in Los Angeles and not scream at… Continue Reading

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Weekend Preview : Final Four Primer

By Matt Bailey on April 4, 2013 in Fans, Snarky

It’s been a long, ugly road to get here. Between the lowest scoring output since 1985 (zzzz) and Kevin Ware treating us to a glance of his skeleton, you might have hopped off the March Madness bandwagon by this point. I’m here to tell you to stick it out, because we have two killer matchups for Saturday in Atlanta. Here’s the guydlines breakdown. (9) Wichita St. v (1) Louisville Saturday, April 6 3:09 PM PT TV: CBS At this stage of the tournament, throw seeds out the window. Actually, at any stage of the tournament, throw logic out the window. Louisville… Continue Reading

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Kevin Ware’s Injury : A Breakdown

By Matt Bailey on April 1, 2013 in Fans, Snarky

Every day — whether I’m conscious of it or not — is an effort to avoid passing out. You see, I deal with an incredibly mild, and completely self-diagnosed case of anxiety disorder. My understanding of the term is thin, but I know it involves phobias, breathing into paper bags and Xanax prescriptions. My issue? I tend to collapse like somebody pulled my plug when I see shit like I saw on Sunday. You could have given me a king size Xannie bar, and it would have had no affect when I saw poor Kevin Ware’s leg snap like something… Continue Reading

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Matt’s Bio

By Matt Bailey on April 1, 2013 in LALA Land, Snarky

That being said, one thing we did have was basketball. The iconic, sepia-toned shots of Hoops hanging on barns. Hoosiers for Christ sakes. So when a bleach blonde, Beverly Hills sucker wanted to wax poetic about her perspective on roundball, I’m licking my chops. Enter Arizona Wildcat basketball fanatic Melany G. I wrote a piece that can be found RIGHT HERE that came to Melany’s attention, and as fate would have it, I hardly mention her team from Tucson. In fact, I dive head first into denouncing Pac-12 teams in general, dismissing the current state of West Coast hoops as… Continue Reading

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Sin City: Best Massage Nuts and Basketballs

By Melany on March 12, 2013 in Fans, Snarky

Here is a little piece I wrote for Travelvegas.com about the upcoming Pac 12 tournament in Las Vegas this week. I have a lot of readers that attended Pac 12 schools, are fellow Arizona Wildcats fans, or just love to eat, drink, party and be entertained in Las Vegas (shocker). Anyone going? I would be there but I am still trying to put my brain back in my head from my trip to Austin, Texas for the SXSW conference (yeah, not sure why they call it a conference because the only work I got done was trying to see how… Continue Reading

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