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Melany Berger is a “no-holds-barred” blogger and social media influencer. She is the creator of MelanysGuydlines, which is a lifestyle blog with a snarky twist. She will tell you that snarky is witty but younger and better looking and says what most are thinking but do not say themselves. Think Chelsea Handler with a splash of Perez Hilton. MelanysGuydlines won the Best Dating and Relationship Blog of 2014 and the Shorty Awards Vox Populi 2015 for the most fan nominations in the blogger category. In addition to writing about relationships, Melany has proven herself as a trusted brand ambassador and social media influencer. She loves to give back to her readers through partnering with brands and offering exclusive opportunities. She works with top tier brands ranging from Microsoft, Lenovo, Murad, Zazzle, Cox Communication, Bud Light Lime, American Express, Disney, Overstock, USA Networks, the NFL and many more. When Melany is not blogging or representing brands, she can be found engaging with her followers online. She has amassed a large and loyal following of 100,000+ on her social media channels. A professional in the music industry, Melany has worked for major entertainment giants such as MTV, Irving Azoff and William Morris. Knowing the business inside and out, Melany has no shortage of hysterically epic and true tales of what it’s like to be a rock-star or at least party like one! She is an Advisory Board member at the University of Arizona for the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences and enjoys lecturing and teaching students about the future of social media and how they can turn social media influence into a profession. She is an active member on the Student Engagement and Marketing Committees for the Advisory Board as well as a recurring guest lecturer for eSociety at the University of Arizona. Melany’s family created two scholarships in her sister’s name at the University of Arizona after her passing in 2010. The two scholarships are awarded to a male and female student and part of the most prestigious at the University. The Brenna Ilana Berger Memorial Scholarship covers in-state tuition, room and board, and books. It honors her sister’s memory as an At-Risk School Counselor in Los Angeles by enabling students who have faced significant obstacles in the pursuit of their college education. Her family is very active in keeping close contact with the scholarship recipients.

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Win 2 Def Leppard/Journey Tickets Of Your Choice, ICJUK + Prize Pack $600

Win 2 Def Leppard/Journey Tickets Of Your Choice, ICJUK + Prize Pack $600

Hello there! Did you read that right? I am super excited to share this rockin’ giveaway with you! I wanted to make sure that I continue to bring you only the best giveaways here on MelanysGuydlines and this one is for the books! I’m Not Foolin’ you. You ready to Rock, Rock Til’ You Drop? Well, I am always ready! So, Pour Some Sugar On Me because this giveaway is so “hot sticky sweet” that it might cause mass Hysteria! YES! If you haven’t had a chance to see Def Leppard live, you must enter this giveaway now! If you… Continue Reading

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Interview: Conversations With Melany Berger Via VoyagePhoenix

Interview: Conversations With Melany Berger Via VoyagePhoenix

Thank you to VoyagePhoenix Magazine for interviewing me for their feature as a top Trailblazer/Influencer in Scottsdale. Honest and real answers about what make me who I am, where I came from, inspirations, what I have overcome and an all around really informative interview for friends, family and followers. Some of you might know and most of you don’t! You have never walked a day in my shoes and I have not walked a day in yours but this gives a glimpse of moi. Enjoy! Can you briefly walk us through your story – how you started and how you… Continue Reading

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Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

Retail Therapy Is Causing Me To Need Therapy

Remember the days when you could walk into a store and shop for things that were actually in the store? You didn’t have to ask for a size and have the retail associate tell you to order it online. If I wanted to sit at home and buy these ugly styles from the comfort of my own home, I would. I came to this store to see and try on these drapes, I mean, clothes. I want to see them, feel them and try them on so that I could decide if it looks like I am wearing my grandmother’s… Continue Reading

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VoyagePhoenix Lists MelanysGuydlines: Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona

VoyagePhoenix Lists MelanysGuydlines: Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona

I hope everyone is staying cool and enjoying the summer! It is hot here and going to hit 118 in the valley of the sun next week a.k.a. Phoenix, Arizona. I am very pleased to share with you that MelanysGuydlines was featured by VoyagePhoenix Magazine as a Top Influencer in Phoenix, Arizona. “VoyagePhoenix owes a huge debt to the incredible local community of influencers – from fashion bloggers to foodies – who put in countless hours of work uncovering hidden gems throughout Phoenix, Scottsdale, Tempe and more. We’d like to introduce you to some of the city’s most gifted tastemakers… Continue Reading

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Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Well, here we are. June 12, 2018 and another year in the books! I usually say it is my 30 ‘ish ‘ish Birthday but this year it is the 30’st as in the most a.k.a. best 30-something Birthday ever! It has been a wild year full of way too much stress and weird experiences. Like I always say “ I am flytrap for stupid people” and this year was no exception. Let’s hope I am losing some of that stickiness this year. Please! There is only so much snark one person can share. Seriously! THIS year I need to recite… Continue Reading

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Snarky: With A “Y”

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Hello. Is this thing on? I have been taking some much-needed time off! My body told me it was time and I couldn’t argue. I miss writing on this here blog and will resume just as soon as I am totally rested and recharged! If you are missing me, you can always check me out on my social media channels. See those little icons in the top right hand corner – use them. I am posting there and promise it will not disappoint. I hope. So, in the meantime let me share with you my favorite compilation of videos for… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day To The Best Mom: MINE

Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the BEST mom in the world – mine! I do not know what I would do without her. She is my everything and I feel so lucky to have her as my mom. Like I have said in the past, I do not need wait for Mother’s Day to celebrate my mother since I try my best to celebrate her every single day because she is so special. Love you more than words and want to wish you a very happy and healthy Mother’s Day!!! Thank you does not say it enough for being… Continue Reading

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Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

A few months ago, I was offered a dream campaign for my Instagram account from MillerCoors unveiling the new Arnold Palmer Spiked drink at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. This campaign was a perfect fit for me for all of these reasons and more: 1. I like to drink. I really like spiked lemonade drinks that taste good! 2. I love to golf! I would rather be golfing now. 3. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is one of the coolest events I have ever been to and I have been to A LOT of events. I mean….it is called the… Continue Reading

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Best Ducking Day Ever!

The Best Ducking Day Ever!

Last Friday was the best ducking day ever! Look who came to get me for my tee time. QUACK! FORE!   **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer

Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer

Part of my job as a social media Influencer and probably the best part as of late is using my voice to spread the word about amazing organizations and causes. Today, I am excited to share a very special event taking place at the gorgeous and newly re-opened Mountain Shadows Resort in Paradise Valley, AZ this Saturday March 24 from 3:00PM-7:00PM. The event is called, Ballsfest West and supports the “Ballers” or children with life threatening cancer and their families. “The term “BALLSFEST” was created by BALLSFEST Founder Frank DeBlasi, a testicular cancer survivor and keen supporter of children living… Continue Reading

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriously. Check out these cool shots taken by my friend Linford Toy on my favorite green of them all a.k.a. the golf course! Follow him on Instagram at @latoyii right now!   Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s Day this year full of birdie juice. Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s… Continue Reading

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What Time Is It? It’s Valentine’s Day 2018

It’s Valentine. Not valentime. There is no such time.

BTW….. It’s Valentine. Not Valentime. There is no such time. SNARK ON! Happy Valentine’s Day from 🙋 and my main 🐶 Teddy Brewski aka the cutest puppy then and now. Be good to… Continue Reading

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