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Melany

Melany Berger is a “no-holds-barred” blogger and social media influencer. She is the creator of MelanysGuydlines, which is a lifestyle blog with a snarky twist. She will tell you that snarky is witty but younger and better looking and says what most are thinking but do not say themselves. Think Chelsea Handler with a splash of Perez Hilton. MelanysGuydlines won the Best Dating and Relationship Blog of 2014 and the Shorty Awards Vox Populi 2015 for the most fan nominations in the blogger category. In addition to writing about relationships, Melany has proven herself as a trusted brand ambassador and social media influencer. She loves to give back to her readers through partnering with brands and offering exclusive opportunities. She works with top tier brands ranging from Microsoft, Lenovo, Murad, Zazzle, Cox Communication, Bud Light Lime, American Express, Disney, Overstock, USA Networks, the NFL and many more. When Melany is not blogging or representing brands, she can be found engaging with her followers online. She has amassed a large and loyal following of 100,000+ on her social media channels. A professional in the music industry, Melany has worked for major entertainment giants such as MTV, Irving Azoff and William Morris. Knowing the business inside and out, Melany has no shortage of hysterically epic and true tales of what it’s like to be a rock-star or at least party like one! She is an Advisory Board member at the University of Arizona for the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences and enjoys lecturing and teaching students about the future of social media and how they can turn social media influence into a profession. She is an active member on the Student Engagement and Marketing Committees for the Advisory Board as well as a recurring guest lecturer for eSociety at the University of Arizona. Melany’s family created two scholarships in her sister’s name at the University of Arizona after her passing in 2010. The two scholarships are awarded to a male and female student and part of the most prestigious at the University. The Brenna Ilana Berger Memorial Scholarship covers in-state tuition, room and board, and books. It honors her sister’s memory as an At-Risk School Counselor in Los Angeles by enabling students who have faced significant obstacles in the pursuit of their college education. Her family is very active in keeping close contact with the scholarship recipients.

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Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

A few months ago, I was offered a dream campaign for my Instagram account from MillerCoors unveiling the new Arnold Palmer Spiked drink at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. This campaign was a perfect fit for me for all of these reasons and more: 1. I like to drink. I really like spiked lemonade drinks that taste good! 2. I love to golf! I would rather be golfing now. 3. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is one of the coolest events I have ever been to and I have been to A LOT of events. I mean….it is called the… Continue Reading

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Best Ducking Day Ever!

The Best Ducking Day Ever!

Last Friday was the best ducking day ever! Look who came to get me for my tee time. QUACK! FORE!   **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer

Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer

Part of my job as a social media Influencer and probably the best part as of late is using my voice to spread the word about amazing organizations and causes. Today, I am excited to share a very special event taking place at the gorgeous and newly re-opened Mountain Shadows Resort in Paradise Valley, AZ this Saturday March 24 from 3:00PM-7:00PM. The event is called, Ballsfest West and supports the “Ballers” or children with life threatening cancer and their families. “The term “BALLSFEST” was created by BALLSFEST Founder Frank DeBlasi, a testicular cancer survivor and keen supporter of children living… Continue Reading

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriously. Check out these cool shots taken by my friend Linford Toy on my favorite green of them all a.k.a. the golf course! Follow him on Instagram at @latoyii right now!   Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s Day this year full of birdie juice. Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s… Continue Reading

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What Time Is It? It’s Valentine’s Day 2018

It’s Valentine. Not valentime. There is no such time.

BTW….. It’s Valentine. Not Valentime. There is no such time. SNARK ON! Happy Valentine’s Day from 🙋 and my main 🐶 Teddy Brewski aka the cutest puppy then and now. Be good to… Continue Reading

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My Date For The Phoenix Open 2018: Arnold Palmer Spiked #ApWellPlayed

My Date For The Phoenix Open 2018: Arnold Palmer Spiked

If you follow me on social media, which you should, you all know I went to the craziest golf tournament on the planet last week. I went three times (Greenskeepers, 16th hole skybox and 17th hole members) and my feet are still paying me back for wearing wedges. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is more about the fashion and the partying than it is about golf. I do love my golf but this is the first time after attending the par-tee in the past 5 years that I have understood anything about golf! I still have not learned my lesson… Continue Reading

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The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage

The Higher The Hair The Closer Your Tickets Are To The Stage

I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoenix Open Golf Tournament – 3 Times Flo Rida (wearing my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur) Attending UofA vs. ASU Basketball Game (BEAR DOWN) San Francisco Giants Spring Training Games – 3 Times Parents in town Hosting A University of Arizona Advisory Board Meeting Traveling To Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tournament (BEAR DOWN) Plus, trying to decide what to wear to… Continue Reading

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Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass

Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass

We all have a lot of pictures on our phones, right? Well, some of us more than others. My last count of images on my phone is over 48,000 pictures (mostly of my dog, Teddy Brewski and terrible selfies I forget to delete) but who is counting? Last month, I was going through pictures from my vacation with my parents where we visited the Wynwood Walls in Miami. The Wynwood Walls is one of the most hashtagged places in the world featuring an outdoor destination with larger than life, ever changing, colorful street murals by artists from around the globe…. Continue Reading

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Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us

Blogger Blooper Outtake: It Happens To The Best of Us

  I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath products. It makes me laugh because it was a few years back (which is a long time in the blogger/social media influencer world time) and it happens. It happens to the best of us. Raises hand and smiling from ear to ear while typing on keyboard (with super friendly fresh breath, of course). I present you with a blooper. A blogger blooper…. Continue Reading

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Win $1500 Apple Pack: iPhoneX, Apple Watch 3, Puppies Make Me Happy Gift Card

Win $1500 Apple Pack: iPhoneX, Apple Watch 3, Puppies Make Me Happy Gift Card

Happy New Year! Did you have a wonderful holiday and ring in 2018 like a champ? I hope you did! I know this is going to be the best year yet. I did not kiss a prince but I am collecting an impressive group of frogs or toads…..is there really a difference at this point? Oh well! To 2018 bringing me my perfect match. (If you know anyone normal….you know where to find me). However, I couldn’t help but notice a perfect pair when watching that ball drop in Times Square on New Years Eve. Did you see them? They… Continue Reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends

happy holidays and pawlidays snarky friends

Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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