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Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Rosé All Day For My Birthday

Well, here we are. June 12, 2018 and another year in the books! I usually say it is my 30 ‘ish ‘ish Birthday but this year it is the 30’st as in the most a.k.a. best 30-something Birthday ever! It has been a wild year full of way too much stress and weird experiences. Like I always say “ I am flytrap for stupid people” and this year was no exception. Let’s hope I am losing some of that stickiness this year. Please! There is only so much snark one person can share. Seriously! THIS year I need to recite… Continue Reading

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Snarky: With A “Y”

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Hello. Is this thing on? I have been taking some much-needed time off! My body told me it was time and I couldn’t argue. I miss writing on this here blog and will resume just as soon as I am totally rested and recharged! If you are missing me, you can always check me out on my social media channels. See those little icons in the top right hand corner – use them. I am posting there and promise it will not disappoint. I hope. So, in the meantime let me share with you my favorite compilation of videos for… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day To The Best Mom: MINE

Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the BEST mom in the world – mine! I do not know what I would do without her. She is my everything and I feel so lucky to have her as my mom. Like I have said in the past, I do not need wait for Mother’s Day to celebrate my mother since I try my best to celebrate her every single day because she is so special. Love you more than words and want to wish you a very happy and healthy Mother’s Day!!! Thank you does not say it enough for being… Continue Reading

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Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

Social Media Influencer Campaign Done Right: MillerCoors Arnold Palmer Spiked

A few months ago, I was offered a dream campaign for my Instagram account from MillerCoors unveiling the new Arnold Palmer Spiked drink at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. This campaign was a perfect fit for me for all of these reasons and more: 1. I like to drink. I really like spiked lemonade drinks that taste good! 2. I love to golf! I would rather be golfing now. 3. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is one of the coolest events I have ever been to and I have been to A LOT of events. I mean….it is called the… Continue Reading

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Best Ducking Day Ever!

The Best Ducking Day Ever!

Last Friday was the best ducking day ever! Look who came to get me for my tee time. QUACK! FORE!   **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer

Mountain Shadows Hosts Arizona “Ballers” a.k.a. Children Fighting Cancer

Part of my job as a social media Influencer and probably the best part as of late is using my voice to spread the word about amazing organizations and causes. Today, I am excited to share a very special event taking place at the gorgeous and newly re-opened Mountain Shadows Resort in Paradise Valley, AZ this Saturday March 24 from 3:00PM-7:00PM. The event is called, Ballsfest West and supports the “Ballers” or children with life threatening cancer and their families. “The term “BALLSFEST” was created by BALLSFEST Founder Frank DeBlasi, a testicular cancer survivor and keen supporter of children living… Continue Reading

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Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green: Birdie Juice

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green

Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriously. Check out these cool shots taken by my friend Linford Toy on my favorite green of them all a.k.a. the golf course! Follow him on Instagram at @latoyii right now!   Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s Day this year full of birdie juice. Wishing you all a hole in one and birdies kind of St. Paddy’s… Continue Reading

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What Time Is It? It’s Valentine’s Day 2018

It’s Valentine. Not valentime. There is no such time.

BTW….. It’s Valentine. Not Valentime. There is no such time. SNARK ON! Happy Valentine’s Day from 🙋 and my main 🐶 Teddy Brewski aka the cutest puppy then and now. Be good to… Continue Reading

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My Date For The Phoenix Open 2018: Arnold Palmer Spiked #ApWellPlayed

My Date For The Phoenix Open 2018: Arnold Palmer Spiked

If you follow me on social media, which you should, you all know I went to the craziest golf tournament on the planet last week. I went three times (Greenskeepers, 16th hole skybox and 17th hole members) and my feet are still paying me back for wearing wedges. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is more about the fashion and the partying than it is about golf. I do love my golf but this is the first time after attending the par-tee in the past 5 years that I have understood anything about golf! I still have not learned my lesson… Continue Reading

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The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage

The Higher The Hair The Closer Your Tickets Are To The Stage

I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoenix Open Golf Tournament – 3 Times Flo Rida (wearing my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur) Attending UofA vs. ASU Basketball Game (BEAR DOWN) San Francisco Giants Spring Training Games – 3 Times Parents in town Hosting A University of Arizona Advisory Board Meeting Traveling To Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tournament (BEAR DOWN) Plus, trying to decide what to wear to… Continue Reading

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Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass

Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass

We all have a lot of pictures on our phones, right? Well, some of us more than others. My last count of images on my phone is over 48,000 pictures (mostly of my dog, Teddy Brewski and terrible selfies I forget to delete) but who is counting? Last month, I was going through pictures from my vacation with my parents where we visited the Wynwood Walls in Miami. The Wynwood Walls is one of the most hashtagged places in the world featuring an outdoor destination with larger than life, ever changing, colorful street murals by artists from around the globe…. Continue Reading

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Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us

Blogger Blooper Outtake: It Happens To The Best of Us

  I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath products. It makes me laugh because it was a few years back (which is a long time in the blogger/social media influencer world time) and it happens. It happens to the best of us. Raises hand and smiling from ear to ear while typing on keyboard (with super friendly fresh breath, of course). I present you with a blooper. A blogger blooper…. Continue Reading

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