Life Isn’t Always A Beach

1. Don’t judge someone’s life by what you see online – it is just a sizzle real

2. Don’t DM me if you want a response in near future or ever. Text me.

3. If you disappear or I cut you out- don’t try to come back. I don’t do reunion tours

4. If you reach out to me, begin with common courtesy aka manners like… “how are you” before asking me for something and if I have to tell you this the answer is always “no” !!!!

5. Think before you speak, act or react. Please. Actually just THINK for yourself period.

6. Don’t be on my list of favorite idiots I deal with on a daily basis because it is getting harder to choose my favorite when there are so many.

MelanysGuydLines while waiting for my car. Snarky but true.

Capiche?

**Stay snarky my friends!**