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Instagram Giveaways Galore: iPhones, Cameras, Makeup and More

By on November 16, 2017 in Goodies
Instagram Giveaways Galore: iPhone, Camera, Makeup and More

If you have not checked out my Instagram, you should! One –I am snarky. Two – I post fun pictures of my dog. (He has his own IG too if you want to just follow Teddy Brewski. I won’t be jealous. Well, maybe a little). Three – I am doing giveaways every few days through the beginning of December and you will want these items. Trust me! Can you say iPhones, cameras and makeup galore? Currently, I have this one live: WORLDWIDE GIFTS FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! I’ve teamed up with some of our favorite Bloggers and Youtubers to… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day full of KISSEZZ

By on May 13, 2017 in Relationships
Happy Mothers Day

  Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the number one mom in the entire world – mine! Since, I can’t be in San Francisco to celebrate the most wonderful mother in the world for Mother’s Day I will start sharing right now! Though, I do not need wait for Mother’s Day to celebrate my mother since I try my best to celebrate her every single day because she is THAT special. Love you more than words and want to wish you a very happy and healthy Mother’s Day!!! Thank you does not say it enough for being my best friend,… Continue Reading

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How To Make Valentine’s Day As Individual As You Are

By on February 10, 2017 in Relationships
How To Make Valentine's Day As Individual As You Are

Thank you Laura for this post about Valentine’s day!! It is coming up next week. Are you ready? Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, but what if you’re turned off not on by the usual stuff that comes with the day love is celebrated across the world? If you can’t bear the thought of a giant cuddly toy, a single red rose and a cheesy declaration – don’t panic, you can still enjoy Valentine’s Day with your partner. The secret is making your day as individual as you and your man are. After all, your relationship isn’t the same as everyone… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski

By on December 22, 2016 in Snarky
Happy Holidays From MelanysGuydlines

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany! We hope everyone enjoys the snarky content and more provided on the blog and OUR social media sites. REMEMBER: Slow down. Watch your driving. Know they are not giving things away for free at the stores (last time I checked). Smile. Remember why we celebrate these holidays in the first place. K? Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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Sophisticated Ideas For Your Wedding Anniversary Celebrations

By on August 9, 2016 in Goodies, Relationships

Happy day! I am in the process of closing escrow and moving and thank Laura for another amazing post. I would love all of these things, especially to go on a cruise!!! Looks awesome. Wish me luck and enjoy this post. Take it away Laura……. When your wedding anniversary rolls around, you will no doubt want to spend it spoiling the one you love. You will also want to plan plenty of celebrations as well! So how should you spend your anniversary, if you want it to be a sophisticated and stylish affair? Here are some of our top ideas…. Continue Reading

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Happy Father’s Day 2016: GO DUBS #StrengthinNumbers

By on June 19, 2016 in Relationships
Happy Father’s Day 2016

Wishing my daddy a very happy and healthy Father’s Day with a BIG win from the Warriors tonight! Thank you for all of my Golden State gear and I will be wearing my shirt and waving my flag while watching the game tonight! Take a pic at the game please! #strengthinnumbers #dubs Also, thank you for putting up with me and being the best daddy ever. This is a classic picture of my dad! HA! Do you wonder where I get my snarky from?   This one is from the Shorty awards last year! And this is a gem! Hi-five… Continue Reading

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It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To

By on June 12, 2016 in Snarky
It’s My Birthday And I Will Do What I Want To

Another year. Another Birthday. But, this year is going to be the best yet because I have been reciting my mantra and putting these things into place. It is one thing to say them and it is another thing to actually do what you say. So, for my Birthday this year: – I am not doing anything I don’t actually want to do. – I am not feeling obligated to anyone. – I am only doing what makes me happy. So, if you missed it here is the mantra…… Sound like a plan? I do have a little wish though…. Continue Reading

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Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

By on June 6, 2016 in Goodies, Snarky
Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

I have been scouring the Internet for the BEST Father’s Day gift ideas for all of you! My dad is super cool and loves a lot of things especially the Warriors! GO DUBS! But, he also loves snarky products I give him as I am a professional shopper and blogger. But, we all know that. So, let me share a few of these finds with you. What do you think? 1. Overstock everything especially the Father’s Day gift basket I am giving away! Have you entered yet? You should. Good luck. Remember it includes 15 fatherly-approved items such as a… Continue Reading

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Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630

By on May 19, 2016 in Goodies
Win a Father’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $630

Happy day AGAIN! YAY! If you didn’t win the Mother’s Day gift basket from Overstock last month I am here to save the day for Father’s Day! MelanysGuydlines has partnered with Overstock again (3rd time) for an amazing giveaway featuring 15 different fantastic items dad is going to love. Make Dad glad this year and get him something he’ll really use – and enjoy. What dad doesn’t love a little BBQ action? This gift pack features a portable gas grill and super snarky accessories to make him look and perform like the top chef he is while grilling outdoors! If… Continue Reading

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World Cocktail Day 2016: Recipes for Double Fri-Yay The 13th

By on May 13, 2016 in Snarky
World Cocktail Day 2016: Recipes for Double Fri-Yay The 13th

Happy Friday the 13th. CHEERS! I bet you didn’t know that today is not just Fri-yay the 13th but something even cooler! If doughnuts can have a holiday so can cocktails. While we never need much of a reason to mix up a post-work-week cocktail, if you’re looking for an excuse to get creative, today, May 13th is World Cocktail Day! Double Fri- yay. My favorite color is grey goose! My favorite color is grey goose! #worldcocktailday Click To Tweet My go to drink is: Grey Goose Soda with Lime Grey Goose Soda with a splash of lime in a… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day: I Won

By on May 6, 2016 in Relationships
Happy Mother's Day - I won

It is Mother’s Day weekend and I know I am giving away a Mother’s Day prize pack but I won the ultimate prize with my mommy! You probably know her, as she is my biggest fan and supporter. The only woman in my life that I love with all of my heart, can count on no matter what, tells me the truth even though it sometimes hard to hear, loves me unconditionally and my BEST friend. She is there for me any time of day or night and is always ready to fly out and spend time with her baby… Continue Reading

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