Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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ROCK N’ BLING: Amy Winehouse & Ramones Inspired Accessories

Chilli beans watches and sunglasses

Let me repeat! Bling and Rock n’ Roll are my favorite things! Amy Winehouse & Ramones inspired accessories from Chilli Beans are so much fun. Yes, that sentence might be a little confusing if you aren’t familiar with the brand Chilli Beans but I am here to introduce you and can assure you these aren’t your grandmother’s re-fried beans! Chilli Beans is a Brazilian Accessories label that has returned to its musical roots with limited edition Amy Winehouse and Ramones inspired pieces! This has everything I love in the world: Bling and Rock N’ Roll!! Amy Winehouse and Ramones inspired… Continue Reading

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12 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Never Think to Get You (but that you really want!)

12 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Never Think to Get You (but that you really want!)

Picture source If you have a super thoughtful boyfriend, then count yourself lucky! Especially when it comes to birthdays, anniversaries and Christmas. Some guys spend the whole year coming up with ideas of what to get you and how to spoil you. Others just walk into a shop and buy the first thing they see. You know, the cards that say ‘Happy Birthday Grandma’ because they didn’t read it… Yeah, we’ve all had one of those. Even if you do have a thoughtful boyfriend, there are some things they just won’t buy for you. Despite you desperately wanting or even… Continue Reading

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Summer Beauty Products, Accessories & More To Make You Sizzle

Summer products that sizzle

It is so hot in Arizona that I think I may be melting. But, I need a tan. There are a few problems with that statement. One you melt when you lay out in the Arizona sun and two, the risk of skin cancer. When I lived in Los Angeles, I never had an issue but as soon as I returned to Arizona I went for a yearly check up and had a few questionable beauty spots on my skin. So, I have been super cautious and always apply sunscreen. I was given a few lotions from Safe Harbor to… Continue Reading

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Protect Your Selfie With SanDisk iXpand

Protect Your Selfie With SanDisk iXpand

Have you ever wanted to add photos or videos on your Iphone, Ipad and desktop but you can’t because there is no room, it is too hard to do or just takes way too much time? Like when I travel and I want to bring my stilettos, wedges and blender necessary for my frothy protein shake but have completely exhausted all expandable room in my suitcase and have no more time to pack another bag? NO!!! It is the end of the world. But, I really need all of those things. Don’t ask me to choose between the Manolos and… Continue Reading

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Win $200 of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

Win $200 Worth of Gold Jewelry from Cate & Chloe

If you know me you know I love my gold jewels. You will rarely find me not wearing some sort of bling. Bling in the ears, around the neck, circling my wrists and on the fingers! I need to wear some sort (a lot) of jewelry to feel fully dressed. So, when I received an email from Cate & Chloe with the subject title “Black and Gold Jewelry “I had to read more. These pieces are super snarky and fun just like me and I am excited to share them with you! Plus, Cate and Chloe run a VIP program… Continue Reading

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Bang Your Head…Carefully

Bang Your Head..carefully

Bang your head….carefully! I write a blog but it doesn’t always mean I follow my own advice 100% of the time. I’m human! Plus, I can’t be held accountable when some good tunes come on from Metallica or Godsmack. And…..Teddy Brewski accidentally gave me a black eye. Don’t worry- I’m not pressing charges. But, I have frozen broccoli on my face and think the least he can do is get me some frozen corn for tomorrow. Still waiting to see if I’m concussed but pretty sure I am because I watched The Bachelorette and Dancing With The Stars. Question is… Continue Reading

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Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART II

Tis the season to shop! Snarky holiday gift guide 2014 PART II

What did you think of the first part to the gift guide? I thought so? So, now you are pruned and need to get moving out of that hot tub! Time is a wasting and you have places to go and people to impress. Grab the Good Earth Beauty Exclusive products from the natural online beauty and grooming retailer Good Earth Beauty  and get yourself scrubbed and prepped for the evening from their shampoos to body washes so that you can smell like heaven. My two favs are the lip scrub which I could definitely eat – it smells that… Continue Reading

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Tis’ the Season To Shop! Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2014 PART I

Tis th Season to shop: Snarky Holiday Gift guide 2014

In the spirit of the shopping madness that has become more important to some people than turkey stuffing or football, without further adieu let me present you with my snarky shopping guide. Currently, I am in the process of moving, remodeling my new place, running this blog, and I think I feel a sniffle but I always have time to stay snarky and present you with the coolest products and events that come across my laptop. Plus, I love to shop and am a total product nut so it is not too difficult to do. This year is a bit… Continue Reading

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Win $300 Martian Passport Smartwatch You Can Talk & Listen On

You may have seen me sporting some new super cool gear on my wrist from Martian Watches. This is the perfect answer for anyone who always has their hands full with kids, dogs, beer or just can’t seem to locate that damn phone in your over sized purse or in wherever. This watch is not just a Smartwatch, it is smarter than all of the guys I have dated in the last year put together. This is not saying much for my taste in men but I have great taste in watches! The line of watches from Martian works both… Continue Reading

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MelanysGuydlines iPhone6 Case & My Own Store On Zazzle

We have a winner of the Zazzle contest for the iPhone6 case! Congratulations to Karen who told me that she unselfishly and wonderfully is going to gift the case to a friend going through a hard time right now! I think that rocks. Enjoy and keep up that spirit. I wish I had more friends like you. Guess what she is going to put on her friend’s case? She is going to put a picture of her friend’s Pug. Pugs rock! What would you put on your case? I love all of the suggestions on how to customize the iPhone6… Continue Reading

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Tinder for Shoes? Shoe Swipe

We all know that I have been on Tinder a time or 100 and for some reason no matter how many not so great guys I have met on there, I go back for more. It is addicting. Like gambling, but I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter. I am ready to get lucky….get your mind out of the gutter. Click To Tweet It is so fun showing people Tinder and how easy it is to just x out someone’s face like yelling “NEXT” at… Continue Reading

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