Not a Certified Relationship Expert: Going Certifiably Insane Dating!

Since I started writing this blog, many people ask me so many questions regarding relationships, dating and online dating. I never said I was a certified expert in dating or relationships but I have a hell of a lot of experience in this arena (unfortunately)! I have dated every idiot from the top to the bottom of California (a little in Arizona, Washington, Texas, Florida and New York but who is keeping track?) and am looking for someone to save me from the horrible dating party and online dating predicament I am in! I am not a certified relationship expert but I am going to go certifiably insane dating all of these morons.

Not a Certified Relationship Expert: Going Certifiably Insane Dating!

But, I am truly flattered to have many actual dating experts interested in my blog and wanting to be associated in some way. I tell them that I don’t sugar coat shit and say what most people are too afraid to say. You want the truth? You have come to the right place. As harsh as it may sound, I am just trying to save us all from common experiences we share that lead to utter embarrassment in one way or another.

Also, if we can’t poke fun at ourselves then what can we laugh at people?  Life just sucks sometimes and the best way to digest the sucky parts is with humor. Snarky humor.

Snarky advice = Pretty saracasm for real world experiences. Take notes. Got a pen? Well, now you can watch me because we all know that watching is so much easier than reading (I am included in this statement). Let’s be lazy together.

I am on YouTube now and you should be subscribing to me there YouTube.  Are you? I offer nuggets of information ranging from dating nightmares, to your best frienemy (I have gone through my fair share of those and want to say “hi” because I know my haters check my site more than some friends do) to sports, music, and Teddy Brewski.

Leave me comments and ask away (if you are a great catch, ask me out on a date and tell me why we should date). If not, stop by for some relationship expertise from someone not certified to give it. However, I have been there and done that a million times and am trying to warn all of you to not make the same mistakes and just follow the dating “guydlines” and relationship tips I have!

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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8 Responses to Not a Certified Relationship Expert: Going Certifiably Insane Dating!

  1. Ms. Cheevious October 4, 2013 at 5:38 pm #

    Whaaaa??? you are NOT a certified relationship expert? Is there such a thing? PFFFF!!! We don’t need no stinkin’ certified expert… Certifiable is PERFECT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Melany October 4, 2013 at 5:41 pm #

      I am not and yes there are because they contact me a lot!!

  2. Lisa Jey Davis October 4, 2013 at 5:40 pm #

    HA! Just DON’T.BE.DUMB. That’s a TALL order for most guys (and girls, by the way)… LOL!!!

    • Melany October 4, 2013 at 5:42 pm #

      Don’t be dumb is apparently hard for everyone – girls included.

  3. Miguel Nolasco October 4, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

    Way to tell it like it “is” with you Melany . No pulled punches from you. See ya soon !! Was that a date request ?? No , I just waiting until Metallica comes back to LA. Now that would be a date. Peace

    • Melany October 4, 2013 at 6:23 pm #

      I tell it like it is – you are right. You know I LOVE METALLICA!

  4. NolaChef February 8, 2014 at 2:49 pm #

    Yan Can cook was flawless. I could say more…but I might say something really dumb.

    *backs away slowly.

    • Melany February 8, 2014 at 9:00 pm #

      Love Yan Can Cook!

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