Dear Hackers: Hack Off




Dear Hackers (a.k.a. cheaters with no life),

I am not sure what is going on but this is the second time someone has tried to hack into my blog in the past two years. I have security and we are on to you. So, go somewhere else or think of another profession that involves your own creativity because this is dumb.

Plus, I have security on this site and it alerts me every time your dumb ass tries to infect me. How about you go think of your own idea, name, blog, site, url, and get a life? How does that sound?

I mean, I respect the fact that you want to be me, host all fun giveaways, try and be snarky, and win a shorty award but the reality is  – YOU NEVER WILL!

Plus, Teddy Brewski is back at boot camp learning how to bite anyone who threatens me or hack my site. 


Thanks. Bye, assholes.

I bite hackers - Melanysguydlines


**Stay snarky my friends!**


6 Responses to Dear Hackers: Hack Off

  1. Esther January 27, 2015 at 4:43 pm #

    Too funny. Also, so sad that people have nothing better to do with their lives. BTW,you didn’t mention the size of Teddy’s fangs.

    • Melany January 27, 2015 at 9:47 pm #

      Umm his fangs are huge…have a scar to prove it!

  2. Anne January 27, 2015 at 5:27 pm #

    No account, good for nothing asses that find it amusing to try and wreak havoc on someone’s livelihood!!!

    • Melany January 27, 2015 at 9:46 pm #

      Right? Unbelievable – and again! But, this time I was ready for these assholes!

  3. Laurie B February 1, 2015 at 11:14 pm #

    Wow, some people really need a life! LOL Go enter contests or something instead of hacking! Glad your site wasn’t compromised.

    • Melany February 3, 2015 at 4:57 pm #

      YEA! Thank you so much! Right? Contest entries are much more fun!

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