December, 2016 | Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines

Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

By Melany on December 31, 2016 in Goodies, Snarky

Happy and healthy new year to all of my family and friends near and far! KISSEZZ from Teddy Brewski and his assistant….me, of course! Let’s jump into 2017 and make this a better year than the last. (PLEASE) Be nice to one another. Be safe. Be snarky. Be barky. Be happy. Be healthy. Be prosperous. Be thankful. I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Click… Continue Reading

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Keeping This New Year Resolution to Stay Smoke-Free

By Melany on December 27, 2016 in Goodies

Keeping This New Year Resolution: a.k.a. Quit Season Time

Here we are again. I can’t believe how fast this year has flown by! Things are great. I am single again but happy! I am healthy; have a fantastic group of girlfriends (me? YES), the most amazing parents, and a celeb dog; I’m making changes in this world one day at a time; and I have a brand new home! It is almost the New Year and a time to continue to make good changes, reset my battery and shed unwanted people, things, and bad habits from my life. I try not to wait until the New Year to rid… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski

By Melany on December 22, 2016 in Snarky

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany! We hope everyone enjoys the snarky content and more provided on the blog and OUR social media sites. REMEMBER: Slow down. Watch your driving. Know they are not giving things away for free at the stores (last time I checked). Smile. Remember why we celebrate these holidays in the first place. K? Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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Amazon Prime Photos New Features: Enter To Win $500 Gift Card Sweepstakes Provided by Amazon.com

By Melany on December 17, 2016 in Goodies

Excited to share this post with you about Amazon Prime Photos new features because I use Amazon Prime every, single day! Seriously, proud Amazon Prime member right here (raises hand and jumps up and down). It’s the best but just got even better with the all new, Prime Photo experience with Family Vault! Now, Amazon Prime members can share their benefits of unlimited photo storage with family and friends at no additional cost. Prime Photos is free for Prime members and you can be sure that it is safe. Family members and friends can easily store and share their favorite… Continue Reading

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Win $1500 Deep Sea Cosmetics HEXALIN™ Kit: My Beauty Secret Revealed

By Melany on December 5, 2016 in Goodies

Mom knows best! Right? Well, mine ALWAYS does. (Trust me! I have learned this the hard way especially with picking boyfriends. HA!) When it comes to cosmetics it is no different. She hit the nail on the head by suggesting Deep Sea Cosmetic. My mother suggested their products after discovering and falling in love with them a year ago! Since that time, my entire family (including dad) uses the HEXALIN™ Expression Corrective Cream from Deep Sea Cosmetics. As you can tell from the title of this blog post, I am working with Deep Sea Cosmetics right now and they were… Continue Reading

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Join Me For Golf And Freebies From Jofit Apparel Dec. 8, 2016 In Tempe, AZ

By Melany on December 4, 2016 in Goodies

Tempe, Arizona! Where are my ladies that golf and would like to be my guest at a super fun event with my favorite women’s athletic clothing line called Jofit Apparel? Their tag line describes them to a “tee” (couldn’t help myself – FORE). “Real Women. Real Bodies. Real Solutions” and I am a fan of all of their workout gear. #teamjofit all the way. All… Continue Reading

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The Pitfalls of Finding Love in The Digital Age

By Laura on December 1, 2016 in Relationships

Thank you Laura for this post! You hit the nail on the head once again. Finding love in the digital age is not easy for sure. Finding love is pretty high on most people’s life goals lists. But in case you have been under a rock for the last 10 years you might have notice that the playing field has changed somewhat. No longer do people meet in real life. No that is just too simple. Now you have to negotiate a complex system of online trials before you a granted an audience. These include your ability to take a… Continue Reading

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