Dating & Sex with Patti Stanger & Perez Hilton for

As most of you know, I drove to Arizona a few weeks ago for relaxation and to step away from my keyboard. And….I failed miserably at relaxing plus got a speeding ticket along the way. So, not the most fun trip but, I did take part in a discussion with the Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger and Perez Hilton discussing love, dating and sex findings from 2014 study. The event looked Ah–mazing in New York and I am bummed that I could not actually be at there in RL. However, I was selected to represent the West Coast blogging community and participate via the Livestream event. It was such a success that the events hashtag #SinglesInAmerica trended on Twitter for the second year in a row!

I had the pleasure of meeting Patti Stanger as she invited me to her home where we chatted about online dating profiles. My luck in that area has not improved but I should totally get an “A” for effort. I admit that currently, I have my mother checking my online dating inbox and she is weeding out all the future “Douchebag Hall of Famers” for me. Thanks mom! I wonder if these idiots know that they are actually talking to you? LOL! True story.

We all know Perez Hilton and he has been wonderful to us here at Melanysguydlines. I go way back with Perez. Part of one my job requirements when working in the music business was to check his site every hour for the latest gossip. Perez is also the self-proclaimed, “Queen of All Media” and I am coming after the title. Just kidding….kinda. Thanks Perez for all you have done for the blogging world.

Patti Stanger and Perez Hilton are snarky to the N’th degree and I am so happy to have crossed paths with them again in my blogging journey. Now, maybe one of them can find me a goddamn date! SHIT!

Here are some of my tweets during that Livestream Event! What would you have asked them if given the opportunity?

Patti and Perez wasted no time and got into the goods right away:



And yes – sadly

I NEVER commit to an entire meal with someone I don’t know. This ensures I can leave after one drink. Also, if that person is snorseville/psycho I can leave without feeling obligated to eat tiramisu when I would rather shove his face in the dish.


And why is this? Friends…..a little help! Actually, don’t know why I am asking them….

I ALWAYS get picked up at gay bars! Why is that? And- Hey, stop taking all the best men!


I mean, really? 3 day rule? What is this Cosmo or real life?

If you are a real man, you would….



And this was a random tweet in response to Dr. Helen Fisher’s comment which was:


Some things are best left unsaid –

Hmmm – is it because it is cold in NY and hot in LA. But, ok – I am moving!


Sorry mom – LOL

I have said it once and I will say it again – Online dating has hurt my dating life!


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6 Responses to Dating & Sex with Patti Stanger & Perez Hilton for

  1. Lisa Jey Davis February 12, 2014 at 7:23 pm #

    Well there is a reason I did not tune in. I totally STRIPPED the Million Dollar Diva in my blog because she was at my nail salon and was a BEEOTCH to everyone and very loud and winy in her nasally, winy voice… All I can say is anyone who listens to her will wonder why they did. PROMISE. She is SINGLE for a reason.

    • Melany February 12, 2014 at 7:26 pm #

      Lisa – tell me how you really feel!

  2. Esther February 12, 2014 at 7:43 pm #

    I think you are better at advise than Patti S. She’s blunt and crude. You’re just funny and can make your opinions with a little bit of levity. You need to get an agent and push for your own show. I’ve heard you speak and I would listen.

    • Melany February 12, 2014 at 7:43 pm #

      Thanks! Are you sure that is what you want? LOL

  3. Helene in Between February 13, 2014 at 8:26 am #

    i loved listening to this chat, your tweets are so spot on!!

    • Melany February 13, 2014 at 5:06 pm #

      It was fun right? Thanks!

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