As most of you know, I drove to Arizona a few weeks ago for relaxation and to step away from my keyboard. And….I failed miserably at relaxing plus got a speeding ticket along the way. So, not the most fun trip but, I did take part in a discussion with the Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger and Perez Hilton discussing love, dating and sex findings from Match.com 2014 study. The event looked Ah–mazing in New York and I am bummed that I could not actually be at there in RL. However, I was selected to represent the West Coast blogging community and participate via the Livestream event. It was such a success that the events hashtag #SinglesInAmerica trended on Twitter for the second year in a row!
I had the pleasure of meeting Patti Stanger as she invited me to her home where we chatted about online dating profiles. My luck in that area has not improved but I should totally get an “A” for effort. I admit that currently, I have my mother checking my online dating inbox and she is weeding out all the future “Douchebag Hall of Famers” for me. Thanks mom! I wonder if these idiots know that they are actually talking to you? LOL! True story.
We all know Perez Hilton and he has been wonderful to us here at Melanysguydlines. I go way back with Perez. Part of one my job requirements when working in the music business was to check his site every hour for the latest gossip. Perez is also the self-proclaimed, “Queen of All Media” and I am coming after the title. Just kidding….kinda. Thanks Perez for all you have done for the blogging world.
Patti Stanger and Perez Hilton are snarky to the N’th degree and I am so happy to have crossed paths with them again in my blogging journey. Now, maybe one of them can find me a goddamn date! SHIT!
Here are some of my tweets during that Livestream Event! What would you have asked them if given the opportunity?
Patti and Perez wasted no time and got into the goods right away:
Yes @PerezHilton -girls like porn! @pattistanger -you tell them #singlesinamerica @Match
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
Surpirsingly
Men envision a future w/their dates on a first date more than women! Women have the power @pattistanger @Match
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
And yes – sadly
Number one way singles meet for a first date – ONLINE! works for everyone but me so far… @pattistanger #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
I NEVER commit to an entire meal with someone I don’t know. This ensures I can leave after one drink. Also, if that person is snorseville/psycho I can leave without feeling obligated to eat tiramisu when I would rather shove his face in the dish.
What is a great first date? @PerezHilton says coffee & @pattistanger says you are cheap! LOL #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
And why is this? Friends…..a little help! Actually, don’t know why I am asking them….
I never get set up. Why doesnt that happen more often between friends for single friends? @pattistanger @PerezHilton #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
I ALWAYS get picked up at gay bars! Why is that? And- Hey, stop taking all the best men!
I have been picked up at a gay bar. Why do straight girls get picked up at gay bars? #singleinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
I mean, really? 3 day rule? What is this Cosmo or real life?
Yes – I agree @PerezHilton F’ the 3 day rule! I want to hear right away if a date was good! #singlesinamerica @match.com @pattistanger
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
If you are a real man, you would….
I agree @pattistanger after a date, a man should see if she got home ok-text/call! Love manners- very important! #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
Truth!
Yes women are just as sexual as men but not sure if men are ALL romantic as women! @pattistanger #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
And this was a random tweet in response to Dr. Helen Fisher’s comment which was:
I once knew a jigalow because I was making a lot of speeches to hookers in new york…. lol OMG! #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
Some things are best left unsaid –
I don’t want to know my partners REAL number – better if I don’t. Some things best unsaid #singlesinamerica @pattistanger
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
Hmmm – is it because it is cold in NY and hot in LA. But, ok – I am moving!
Single in NY have more sex compared to singles in LA! Now, I should def move? #singlesinamerica @pattistanger
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
Sorry mom – LOL
one night stands turn into partnerships all the time. Just ask me 🙂 #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
I have said it once and I will say it again – Online dating has hurt my dating life!
A lot of hot single guys & hot single girls online. Hottie buffet & everyone loves samples w/out commitment #singlesinamerica @pattistanger
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
Melanysguydlines #62 –
You shouldn’t get married just to settle. Age doesn’t really matter -what matters is if the person is the right one. #singlesinamerica
— MelanysGuydlines ® (@Melanyb12) February 8, 2014
AND
Melanysguydlines #63 – Women don’t want short, uneducated or bald men. The Match.com study says. #singlesinamerica
BTW – if you like my tweets – NOMINATE me for a shorty in #blogger! Thanks for all that have and the #comedian nominations are funny –who me? MWAH
**Stay snarky my friends!**
Well there is a reason I did not tune in. I totally STRIPPED the Million Dollar Diva in my blog because she was at my nail salon and was a BEEOTCH to everyone and very loud and winy in her nasally, winy voice… All I can say is anyone who listens to her will wonder why they did. PROMISE. She is SINGLE for a reason.
Lisa – tell me how you really feel!
I think you are better at advise than Patti S. She’s blunt and crude. You’re just funny and can make your opinions with a little bit of levity. You need to get an agent and push for your own show. I’ve heard you speak and I would listen.
Thanks! Are you sure that is what you want? LOL
i loved listening to this chat, your tweets are so spot on!!
It was fun right? Thanks!