My Birthday Date: A Little Ass

It is 7:45PM on my 30ish ish ish Birthday. YEAH ME!  It has not been as snarky as I would have hoped because I am feeling a little under the weather. I am totally sure it has nothing to do with the Madness that ensued in Las Vegas in my last post?? Right? Read it. It’s funny and entertaining.

Blow!

I did want to say a big “THANK YOU” to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday today and the entire week before! One of my bff’s said she was wondering if she lost her mind when people started wishing me a happy Birthday on Monday because my actual Birthday was not until today. She started to second guess herself as to what the actual day was? ME TOO! LOL

I appreciate all of the wishes and hope this year is better than the past few. I deserve it. Thank you to all my friends, frienemies, boyfriends, ex boyfriends, lovers, little people, people I never hear from except for the Birthday reminder on Facebook, dogs, wildcats and ferrets who wished me a happy Birthday via their favorite social media outlet. You know I am on them all  – ALL the time. I wonder if this explains why that little gold device I tweet and text on made a few weird ring-like sounding noises today. Remember when people actually picked up a phone and called to wish you a happy Birthday? I do – there were a few of you that did that today—- so I am impressed!

Happily, I feel like I have a great handle on what I want in the year to come and that is to find some normal (or at least as normal as I am normal) friends to play with. I am cleaning house and if you don’t hear from me that means that you went out with last years Melany’s trash. I tried really hard to find a place to recycle “frienemies” and “users” but it does not exist so you will have to settle for a good, old fashioned, black dumpster in the alley behind my house. It smells like 90210 trash so don’t worry.  K?

Here is my little pic of the day but at this rate the only “ass” I will see tonight is Teddy Brewki’s and that is fine with me.

Snarky enough for ya? LOL

**Stay snarky my friends!**