Back in LALAland: Hollyweird

While you are reading this, there is a good possibility that I am still waiting for YouTube to upload a 5 minute video. You would think in this day and age I would just have to clap and it would be uploaded. You know like the clapper?
Clap on, clap off.
WTF is going on here?

So, while I wait for one of the most painful experiences in life (waiting for a telephone/internet/cable repair man to show up and fix something properly the first time) you are going to have to watch this video I snuck through the internet waves by some miracle of God. HD is a pain in the ass. Who are the only people that look good on HD? Cartoon characters. I mean you can see every pore, wrinkle and extra pound of fat on EVERY person with clearer HD anyway. Who says it is BETTER?

This video discusses some of my favorite topics: Rockstars and LA. But, not in the way you think. I mean, “Well we all just want to be big Rockstars. The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. We will all stay skinny because we just won’t eat….Hey, hey I want to be a Rockstar.” Nickelback said it best!

UPDATE: It is so cold in LA that I think Hell has officially frozen over. I am taking this as a sign of only good things to come like a NORMAL guy to enter my life.

Also, please tell me you people like free stuff!  I want to give you guys something. What do you want? Why so silent all of a sudden?
Yeah, talking to you hater 1 and hater 2. You usually have plenty to say.


**Stay snarky my friends!**

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8 Responses to Back in LALAland: Hollyweird

  1. miguel nolasco December 11, 2013 at 11:27 am #

    You are looking better than ever Melany !!! Keep up the GREAT VIDEOS !!

    • Melany December 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm #

      Thanks Miguel! Now, what do you guys want???

  2. lisajey December 11, 2013 at 11:34 am #

    okay that was a funny rambling of sh*t… and i loved it! i don’t have the ability to watch the video from the computer I’m on (pilates studio about to teach a hard core class) but will check it out later. And welcome to MY WORLD – now you know why I edit the shit out of my videos. I gotta get those fine lines down to a minimum! LOL

    • Melany December 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm #

      Yes-utter rambles without the video to accompany the post! LOL

  3. Crystal December 11, 2013 at 12:52 pm #

    You are really animated. You should be on TV.

    • Melany December 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm #


  4. Erin January 9, 2014 at 8:47 am #

    Very funny!

    • Melany January 9, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

      Thanks so much!!!

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