Back in LALAland: Hollyweird

While you are reading this, there is a good possibility that I am still waiting for YouTube to upload a 5 minute video. You would think in this day and age I would just have to clap and it would be uploaded. You know like the clapper?
Clap on, clap off.
WTF is going on here?

So, while I wait for one of the most painful experiences in life (waiting for a telephone/internet/cable repair man to show up and fix something properly the first time) you are going to have to watch this video I snuck through the internet waves by some miracle of God. HD is a pain in the ass. Who are the only people that look good on HD? Cartoon characters. I mean you can see every pore, wrinkle and extra pound of fat on EVERY person with clearer HD anyway. Who says it is BETTER?

This video discusses some of my favorite topics: Rockstars and LA. But, not in the way you think. I mean, “Well we all just want to be big Rockstars. The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. We will all stay skinny because we just won’t eat….Hey, hey I want to be a Rockstar.” Nickelback said it best!

UPDATE: It is so cold in LA that I think Hell has officially frozen over. I am taking this as a sign of only good things to come like a NORMAL guy to enter my life.

Also, please tell me you people like free stuff!  I want to give you guys something. What do you want? Why so silent all of a sudden?
Yeah, talking to you hater 1 and hater 2. You usually have plenty to say.

Enjoy!

**Stay snarky my friends!**