Snarky Relationship & Social Media Tips from Vegas

I am deliriously typing this from Las Vegas and rocking out to Metallica on 92.3 KOMP (which is now giving me an aggressive burst of energy). So, please forgive me for the briefness and random nature of the post. I do love Las Vegas but unfortunately when people tell me that I will find love when I least expect it – they LIE! I have been here for almost 7 days, not looking and found nada. So – boo! Oh, and please stop asking single people, “Why are you still single?” because if you do, I give them all permission to punch you in the nose. HARD….and numerous times.

On the plus side, I have learned a lot during the last week attending the New Media Expo and Consumer Electronic Show. Some of the things I learned are:


-I love gambling in the morning except for the amateurs still up from the night before breathing fire in my face.

-Slot Machines are the best boyfriends because they are givers (most of the time).

-Telling people “I have a dog and a blog” is a sure laugh.

-My feet are Las Vegas’s worst enemy no matter how many shoes I bring.

-People love free shit and I am working on getting more of that swag.

-The only other blondes attending social media/electronic conferences are usually clad in short; promotional dresses fit for 5-year-old girls and handing out lollipops.

-Vibators are exhibited near the cell phone cases because they are now controlled by apps. True story.

-The true meaning of irony is having no WiFi at a social media conference.

-People are always shocked when I open my mouth because I am smarter than I look.

-I don’t want to speak at a conference in fear of having my teleprompter fail on me resulting in my fleeing the stage.

-I feel so much better when I don’t eat the entire buffet, just half.

-People at “tech – y” conferences lack proper interpersonal communication skills such as flirting or speaking to women while looking into their eyes.

-There are some cool new electronics coming out and I want it. All of

-I may get into a fight with Valentines Day as it was just New Years Eve and I think we all deserve a break from being bombarded and forced to have a great time on hallmark holidays.

These are just the highlights from my brains current wave activity and that is not saying much.

But, I have discovered that people like my muttering and you can see the best of ….(so far) here.

Do me a flavor, please check out my YouTube page and enter the latest contest for the Beats By Dre Wireless Headphones! You won’t be sorry. I mean look – here is a pic of our last lucky winner and her awesome Kindle Fire HD. Thanks Laurel.

laurel winner of melanysguydlines

Wooohoo! I won a Kindle Fire HD from Melanysguydlines! CONGRATS LAUREL! You two look great together!!

Until next time! Peace and love. Oh never mind! Just let me win some money back!

**Stay snarky my friends!**

8 Responses to Snarky Relationship & Social Media Tips from Vegas

  1. Miguel olasco January 7, 2014 at 9:54 pm #

    Hi Melany ! Happy New Year ! W0W Sin City must be showering with Much Love . Great post. I love Metalica myself . Hit ’em Slots hard and peeps harder who cant understand Why u r still Single . Peace and love to U2 !

    • Melany January 8, 2014 at 11:12 am #

      Thanks and happy new year! Metallica rocks – my fav!

  2. Steven B.............. January 9, 2014 at 1:24 am #

    Vibrators and Cell Phones,, LMAO,,,,,, really? Random and funny, Been sick the past couple days and this made me smile before sleep. Why am I single??? BECAUSE I”M SMART…. fist into a face!!!!!! or should I say because I dont treat woman like shit to keep them. Like so many do!?? Whats up with that anyway? You should write a blog about this. Why woman and men are attracted to the ones who treat them like shit (cheaters, players physical and mental) and yet they stick with them through all that??? and when the rest of us, who genuinely are sweet in the heart, treat our other half better than most do, love cherish and blah blah blah mushy stuff and so on, and we are asked whats wrong with us? ufff I could just go on and really right a story…
    Ok whew, that was a “blow of steam” kinda moment.
    Loves this one as I do most of them but this was good.
    Love Ya…..

    • Melany January 9, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

      Thanks so much for the comment Steven! I wish you all the best. I don’t know the answer but I can guest. Happy you liked this one and here is to both of us finding NICE people.

  3. Esther January 9, 2014 at 5:13 pm #

    Oh do I have some ideas, I wonder where these ideas come from. You have such an eye for this stuff.

    • Melany January 9, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

      OH! Thank you so much!!

  4. Wendy Leatherwood January 14, 2014 at 9:37 am #

    i think women and men stay in abusive relationships because they are afraid of change. and fear of the unknown. I love you Melany because you have such a great sense of humor and don’t take seriously being single. Sure it sucks sometimes, but better than a bad relationship!!
    I just spent a fabulous weekend in Napa Valley with the man of my dreams, but by the end of the weekend (today as I pack up to leave) he is no longer the man of my dreams. hahahaha

    • Melany January 14, 2014 at 4:55 pm #

      Thanks for the comment Wendy! AT least you had a fabulous weekend in Napa! Right? Better to know now!!

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