I am deliriously typing this from Las Vegas and rocking out to Metallica on 92.3 KOMP (which is now giving me an aggressive burst of energy). So, please forgive me for the briefness and random nature of the post. I do love Las Vegas but unfortunately when people tell me that I will find love when I least expect it – they LIE! I have been here for almost 7 days, not looking and found nada. So – boo! Oh, and please stop asking single people, “Why are you still single?” because if you do, I give them all permission to punch you in the nose. HARD….and numerous times.
On the plus side, I have learned a lot during the last week attending the New Media Expo and Consumer Electronic Show. Some of the things I learned are:
-I love gambling in the morning except for the amateurs still up from the night before breathing fire in my face.
-Slot Machines are the best boyfriends because they are givers (most of the time).
-Telling people “I have a dog and a blog” is a sure laugh.
-My feet are Las Vegas’s worst enemy no matter how many shoes I bring.
-People love free shit and I am working on getting more of that swag.
-The only other blondes attending social media/electronic conferences are usually clad in short; promotional dresses fit for 5-year-old girls and handing out lollipops.
-Vibators are exhibited near the cell phone cases because they are now controlled by apps. True story.
-The true meaning of irony is having no WiFi at a social media conference.
-People are always shocked when I open my mouth because I am smarter than I look.
-I don’t want to speak at a conference in fear of having my teleprompter fail on me resulting in my fleeing the stage.
-I feel so much better when I don’t eat the entire buffet, just half.
-People at “tech – y” conferences lack proper interpersonal communication skills such as flirting or speaking to women while looking into their eyes.
-There are some cool new electronics coming out and I want it. All of
-I may get into a fight with Valentines Day as it was just New Years Eve and I think we all deserve a break from being bombarded and forced to have a great time on hallmark holidays.
These are just the highlights from my brains current wave activity and that is not saying much.
But, I have discovered that people like my muttering and you can see the best of ….(so far) here.
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Until next time! Peace and love. Oh never mind! Just let me win some money back!
**Stay snarky my friends!**