Thanksgiving 2013 – Thanks & almost full

So, it is time for me to write another Thanksgiving post. I can’t believe that I have been writing this blog long enough and with success to be able to do another installment of “What I am thankful for….” 2014 installment.

I wish I could say this year has been easy but it has not. I work my ass off everyday on this entertainment thing and am so proud of what I have accomplished. I wish more people would actively support! Every bit helps. Yeah – I am talking to you and YOU! So, like, thumbs up, share, subscribe, and comment everywhere and anywhere – support me! HELP ME FEED TEDDY B SINCE HE IS A GRADUATE OF DOG BOOT CAMP! I THANK YOU.

I am also thankful for:

-My parents
I don’t know where I would be without them. They are the best (even though I don’t always act like it). They are my rock, my friends, my # 1 supporters, and the ONLY people I can depend on 100% (regardless of my dramatics). I love you!



-Brenna Berger
I am thankful that I had 31 years with the most amazing sister and best friend. I cherish every memory, laugh, story we shared each day. Taken too young and too soon.

-My Blog/FB/Twitter/Linked In/YouTube
Thank God I can depend on these websites to always be there for me and act as my cathartic release, regardless of my bitchiness factor. Proud to be an American and to be able to have the freedom of speech to write whatever I want about whomever I want without backlash (well, mean girls will be mean girls and haters will be haters).

-Teddy Brewski
My man. My puppy. My asshole. He is awesome and the cutest. Now, he is well behaved thanks to the rockstar trainers at Partners.

-My fans
You rock. You are the best. Even though I don’t know all of you personally, I know you and appreciate you. I can never say thank you enough to the people that support me. Thanks!!!! You are the people that make me want to do more.

-Not getting fired
Thankfully, I am my own boss.

-Rock n Roll (80’s hair bands esp. Tesla & ROCK -Godsmack/Shinedown/Metallica)
Forever! The heavier and louder= the better.

I am a rocker of course!

I am a rocker of course!

-Bullshit –
What else would I write about if it did not follow me?

-Stupid people
What kind of flytrap would I be if not for them.

Thankfully I have found people that are entertained by my mutterings and can laugh at/with me. I have made it my life goal for people to laugh at/with me more than once.

-Fake People
Wow, this year has been a huge lesson with this one. I see you, from a mile away so stay away. Stay very far away because I have cleaned house and YOU are next.

The ability to pick myself up from the bootstraps more than 20 times, shake shit off and put a god-damn smile on my face.

-Social Media
You have given me the ability to share with the entire world. Though, this has ruined my dating life. This would be a wash if it weren’t my job too.

Can’t spell the word without spellcheck but thanks to Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg for making it cool and profitable.


People do not like to read but at least I can be funny on video.

Cheering and being sporty is a great way to meet a guy (hopefully and eventually).

-Second Chances/Surprises
I am thankful for the people who have surprised me by being supportive (and even more surprised by the people who have not).

Old and new. You are never too old to make new memories.

-Being handy (with the computer. Get your minds out of the gutter)
How else do you think I would figure all this shit out?

I can hide behind it if need be.

How the hell would I know where I was going in the many places I call home without it?

I would miss my favorite shows without it especially because I work so much.

-University of Arizona
Wildcat for life and some of my best friends were made there. They have also given my family the opportunity to honor my sister with one of the most prestigious scholarships in the Communication Department (now, that is awesome).

UofA Brenna Berger Scholarship

-Being a great shopper

Google me. I am the snarkiest.

-9 Lives
Not sure which # I am on but -thank you.

Keeps my blonde blonde and blondes really do have more fun.

-Grey Goose Soda & Champagne
My favorite low calorie beverages that help me loosen up.

Don’t knock it until you try it.

-Contagious Laughs
My all time favorite. They will always make me laugh.

I am hard to lie to now because I know all of them (I hope).

You keep me motivated. Just wait- there is so much more for you to be mad at.

Haters and snardsw

(This list goes on and on….but, lets stop there, k?)

Have a very happy and healthy Turkey Day. Thank you again! Lots of hugs n’
KISSEZZ from me to you!

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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6 Responses to Thanksgiving 2013 – Thanks & almost full

  1. Lisa December 2, 2013 at 3:26 pm #

    Great Thanksgiving post!!

    • Melany December 5, 2013 at 10:32 am #

      Thanks lady!!

  2. Steph December 3, 2013 at 4:47 pm #

    Thanks for being you and giving me an outlet on my crazy but boring life. Keep it up sista!!!

    • Melany December 5, 2013 at 10:33 am #

      Thanks woman! Love ya!

  3. Camille December 5, 2013 at 11:29 am #

    Not getting fired! LOL
    I am also thankful for your snark 🙂 lol
    miss you!

    • Melany December 5, 2013 at 1:49 pm #

      Miss you lady! Drinks with snark soon?

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