Relationship Status: Viva La “Rock N’ Roll” Vegas

I just got back from Las Vegas and my Birthday is tomorrow so I thought I would do a review in pics and video for you snarky people. Isn’t it so much fun to view the madness in living color?

From my FAVORITE people in the entire world. The never forget me!

From my FAVORITE people in the entire world. They never forget me!

Here goes.

The first night in Las Vegas, I went Beacher’s Madhouse at the MGM with a friend who lives in Sin City. Please note, that she has a little bit of a fear (not of clowns) but of little people. I’ll let the pics do the talking! I recommend going to this club, which is super popular with celebs, at least once. You probably don’t need more than that and you HAVE to get a table. Do whatever you need to do to make that happen. K?

Elmo was looking down my shirt!

Elmo was looking down my shirt!

Our facial expressions were not planned BTW!

Our facial expressions were not planned BTW!

Elmo UP!

Elmo UP!

Elmo down…man down!




Then this happened

Remember my friend with the fear? Well, little Miley and Little Little John did not help!


Little Miley and Little Little John


Her reaction was….



Also, I seem to really like the Pussies. You know? The dollar lions (aka pussycats) machines and Tigers (Tigger).

I love Pussies!

I love Pussies!


Second night, we went off the strip to an AMAZING place called Count’s Vamp’d and I HIGHLY recommend it. I finally met a few of my rock sisters in person and of course had to thank my fav DJ on the best rock station 92.3 KOMP Las Vegas. It rocks – if you don’t listen – do it! Mel from KOMP introduced me to another one of my bff’s (Claire Jane from ICJUK below) who has become a really great friend. Plus, Mel was with another one of my best twitter followers who is nuts about Def Leppard and appropriately named @Defeuphoria. It was a good old rock reunion!

Vam’d Vegas

Great place to see a show and amazing sound! We checked out Firehouse (1980s rock band) and they totally rocked. This video doesn’t do it justice – but just take my word for all of the above! YEAH, yeah, yeah, yeah?

Third night, was Guns N’ Roses. Claire came and brought her entire posse to meet up at the Hard Rock which plays the best music out of any casino in Vegas – obviously. BTW – the skulls are original ICJUK. Go and get yourself one!

ICJUK rocks and so do we!

ICJUK rocks and so do we!

Then, these crazy guys opened for Guns N’ Roses! Dice owns a hair salon down the street and I had the pleasure of working for him too a while back. Ford Fairlane in the house with Nick Cage.

Nice shirt and cane!

Nice shirt and cane!




What can I say but Axl was Axl. After he finally graced us with his presence a little after 12AM and stopped running off the stage to check how he looked in the monitor – it rocked! He warmed up and sounded good. DJ Ashba was super talented but I have a very big connection to my boys and former bosses in Slash and Duff on the Velvet Revolver some years back. ROCK ON.






And I have come to the conclusion that my relationship status is:


In a relationship with musicFourth night, I won and lost and won and lost. It is Vegas. I needed to do a little of sleeping, so I did that too.

Also, watched the madness of Wet Republic. Check out Saturday v. Sunday at the pool club!



Fifth night I packed and worked. I actually relaxed and that included more gambling.

Early yesterday, I got a call from Teddy Brewski’s Pet Hotel and they told me my baby one was not feeling well and they had to take him to the vet. So, travel was filled with stress – a lot of stress. He is my favorite and date for my Birthday.


Teddy Brewski

Teddy Brewski

By the time I got to him at the vet, he was feeling much better. When they gave me his PAWGRESS report I concluded that he probably was partying as hard as I was in Vegas and started my B’day festivities without me. He had a bit of a nasty hangover.

But, not to worry all is OK – in Teddy-Beverly-Hills-Ville.

Yep. Takes after me.

Yep. Takes after me.

Here is to another year of rock and roll!

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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20 Responses to Relationship Status: Viva La “Rock N’ Roll” Vegas

  1. Carmen June 11, 2014 at 1:16 pm #

    LOL!! Loved reading it – I believe I may have officially fought my fears!! Until next time my sweet Melany!! BIG HUGS – your friend from Sin City!! (LOL)

    • Melany June 11, 2014 at 2:02 pm #

      Thank you my Sin City friend! LOL!!!! Try not to do names on most of the posts to protect the innocent! LOL

  2. Mel June 11, 2014 at 1:52 pm #

    Super fun night!

    • Melany June 11, 2014 at 2:02 pm #

      YES MEL it was! Thanks for always playing the BEST music on KOMP and for being one of my fav rockers chicks ever!!

  3. Anne June 11, 2014 at 2:56 pm #

    Sounds like an awesome birthday week!

    • Melany June 11, 2014 at 6:51 pm #

      Was cool! Thanks

  4. CJ June 12, 2014 at 9:15 am #

    Loved seeing you as always! Sucks both our baby boys had go on fluids ( party animals ) Thanks for the mention and your first stop next time you’re in LV is the ICJUK HQ!! kisses! Xox

    • Melany June 12, 2014 at 10:37 am #

      Loved seeing you too! I know – how weird about both of our furry animals not feeling well at the same time! YES ICJUK HQ!!!

  5. Miguel Nolasco June 12, 2014 at 11:31 am #

    Looks like you had a lot of F U N. Peace

    • Melany June 12, 2014 at 5:20 pm #

      Thanks – was crazy!

  6. Helene June 12, 2014 at 11:49 am #

    looks like you had an incredible time!! so much fun! now i want to go!

    • Melany June 12, 2014 at 5:20 pm #

      HA – was a good time! You should go!

  7. Boston Single Girl (@BostnSingleGirl) June 12, 2014 at 6:49 pm #

    OMG I LOVE Vegas!!!! Looks like you had an awesome birthday bash. Hope you met some sexy men while you were away 😉 Love GNR, especially November Rain! That’s awesome that you got to see them. Happy Birthday!!

    • Melany June 17, 2014 at 5:25 pm #

      Thank you so much! Was super cool but have been paying for it -been sick the past 5 days 🙁 BOO!!!

  8. Brenda June 12, 2014 at 9:55 pm #

    Looks like you and friends had a Blast! I’ve never been to Vegas but , Thinking about maybe going there in the future. Great Pictures by the way.

    • Melany June 17, 2014 at 5:24 pm #

      Thanks – happy you enjoyed it! You have to go!!!

  9. Single Dating Diva June 15, 2014 at 8:53 am #

    Happy Birthday! Glad you had a great time!

    • Melany June 17, 2014 at 3:52 pm #

      Thank you so much!

  10. Dana Rodriguez June 15, 2014 at 4:31 pm #

    LMAO @ Little Miley and Little Little John ..haaahahaaaa looks like a fun time!

    • Melany June 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm #

      HEHE – I still lol when I look at this post!

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