I wonder how many times a day I shake my head at all the idiots I know? When I say that I work as a flytrap for all the stupid people in the world, I really do. So, what does one do when they can’t believe all the stupidy around them? One takes to Facebook to ask for a little help from their real friends.
This is a real thread from my snarky friends on Facebook! Thanks to everyone who replied! I told you this was good for a post!
Here is the question?
What is a good word to describe someone who is a little more than a little “dingdong-y” aka not the sharpest tool in the shed?
Alison McIlroy – Doo-mass
Melany Berger – HA! or…POPSICLE..F**KO
Mike Melise – Why u talk about me?
Stephen J. Caggiano – An Entrepreneur.
Melany Berger – Dumber than a bag of hammers
Long Paul – Boss
Brandon Reynolds – Box of rocks.
Christin Jones Kardos – I was typing out the “bag of hammers” thing when I saw you already used it. Hmm…. Rocket surgeon. I use that a lot. Or brain trust.
Summer Armstrong – Sandwich short of a picnic
Jolee Brewer – 90% of the candy is missing from the pinata.
Ryan Kerr – Corky Thatcher.
Creighton Rabs – Loony (though as Anne can attest, that would make said loony worth one Canadian dollar, or 80 U.S. cents)
Susan Harrison – Omg… Melany, I can’t believe that you are talking about me! #allaboutme?
Ira Haberman – A few fries short of a happy meal.
Anne Drysdale Shaw – Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Melany Berger – Yes, Ira Haberman a few fries short but nothing wrong with being short
Rob Crawford – A sandwich short of a picnic!!
Anne Drysdale Shaw – There’s also not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree?
Anne Drysdale Shaw – And a completely Canadian one… A couple of cans short of a two four
Ronni Margolis Kotwica – A few french-fries short of a Happy Meal!
Ronni Margolis Kotwica – Not the sharpest pencil in the box
Ronni Margolis Kotwica – Not playing with a full-deck!
Ronni Margolis Kotwica – Light doesn’t go all the way on.
Matthew Ross – A muppet
Erika Gimenesm – Ex-husband
Mary Lansing – A taco short of the combo plate
Zachary Harmony –A dull tool
Zachary Harmony – 1 card short of a full deck
José G. Arzate – Ding bat (Moms favorite!)
Melany Berger – Elevator doesn’t go to the top floor
Eric Mitchell –A dodger fan.
Melany Berger –No one home!
Melany Berger – A couple of screws loose
Eric Mitchell – Old co- host
Melany Berger Hahah is that like my ex- boyfriend?
Esther Berger – Lost their marbles
Steven Berman – A dull nail!
Steven Berman – I have said to some one that : “you need jumper cables ’cause you’re a “dead battery”
Steven Berman – One more. “A Limp soggy bisquit”
Esther Berger – The light is on but nobody is home
Marc Berman – As dull as unbuttered toast.
Thanks to all my friends who didn’t know this would turn into a post and helped me create this list!
Do you have any to add? Come on! I know you do! It is fun!
(Special shout out to the one person I was totally talking about that de-friended me! LOL! SNARK ON!)
**Stay snarky my friends!**
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