It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you?
You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it.
It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not).
So without further adieu, let me recap and add to my thank list….
THE BEST. They are the best (even though I don’t always act like it). They are my rock, my friends, my # 1 supporters, and the ONLY people I can depend on 100% (regardless of my dramatics). I love you! You are truly the best. Plus, they put up with me, which is a tall order even though we all know I am SHORT.
*** Special shout out to Papa Berger! It is his Birthday! Wishing you a very happy and healthy birthday.
My sister who taught me so much. I am thankful that I had 31 years with the most amazing sister and best friend. I cherish every memory, laugh, story we shared each day. Taken too young and too soon. She is truly my eternal best friend.
My main man. My puppy. My assistant. He is awesome and the cutest. Everyone already knows how cool he is that he has his own social media following and gets more likes on IG than I do. I wonder if he will still want me to walk him when he becomes a bigger dog celebrity? Of course he will! Follow him @sirteddybrewski on Twitter and IG.
I can usually depend on these websites to always be there for me and act as my cathartic release, regardless of my bitchiness factor. Thankful for those people I don’t know IRL who support me more than my “friends”. Funny how that works?
I am proud to be an American. I am thankful to be able to have the freedom of speech to write whatever I want about whomever I want without backlash. Some bloggers are not as fortunate in other countries and this is something I appreciate every day.
You rock. You are the best. Even though I don’t know all of you personally, I know you and appreciate you. I can never say thank you enough to the people that support me. Thanks!!!! You are the people that make me want to do more.
Thankfully, there is not a shortage of those and they keep me “snarky” and full of ideas to poke fun at.
See how this one comes after followers and stupid people. Who are your true friends? Lucky to be able to count a few on one hand.
You know who you are and thank you. The other friends – WTF?
ROCK’ N ROLL
(80’s hair bands esp. Tesla & ROCK -Godsmack/Shinedown/Metallica/Sevendust)
Forever! The heavier and louder= the better.
What else would I write about if it did not follow me?
STUPID PEOPLE 2
What kind of flytrap would I be if not for them?
Thankfully I have found people that are entertained by my mutterings and can laugh at/with me. I have made it my life goal for people to laugh at/with me more than once. Laughter is truly the best medicine. Try it!
Every year is a huge lesson with this one. I see you, from a mile away so stay away. Stay very far away because I have cleaned house and YOU are next.
The ability to pick myself up by the bootstraps more than 20 times, shake shit off and put a god-damn smile on my face.
You have given me the ability to share with the entire world. Though, this has ruined my dating life. This would be a wash if it weren’t my job too. Social Media is where my friends live.
I still can’t spell the word without spellcheck but thanks to Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg for making it cool and profitable.
Let’s not talk about the 49ers this year. We can talk about my Warriors and UofA Basketball though.
Old and new. You are never too old to make new memories.
Yep. Thankful for those too. I know what not to do. Life is a learning experience.
I know what not to do and who not to date. BTW: Love bites –but, so do I. -Halestorm
UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA
Wildcat for life and some of my best friends were made there. They have also given my family and I the opportunity to honor my sister with one of the most prestigious scholarships in the Communication Department. Plus, I am honored to be a guest lecturer and advisory board member at the university. Truly an honor.
GEN NEXT MEMBER
I am proud to have accepted an invitation to join some of the most influential leaders and entrepreneurs striving to make change for future generations in global matters specifically education, economic growth and global security. Honored to be a part of this truly exceptional group of distinguished leaders determined to make a change. HONORED. Making a difference every day.
I am the Vox Populi Winner a.k.a. fan favorite for 2015! That rocks.
HAVING GREAT TASTE
How else would I know which brands to work with and introduce you to? SHOP ON!
BEING A GREAT SHOPPER
Google me. I am the snarkiest. Plus, the ability to make money at being snarky is priceless.
Not sure which number I am on but -thank you. Who is counting anyway?
GG and soda in a short glass with lime. All things short are the best. Duh.
This is still my all time favorite. They will always make me laugh.
I am hard to lie to now because I know all of them (I hope). Don’t test me.
You keep me motivated.
Lacking in this category, but working on it.
Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.
There is more to add but what would I do next year if I said all I wanted in this one post?
Happy and healthy Turkey Day!
Melany and Sir Teddy Brewski
**Stay snarky my friends!**