I totally swiped right on your face because you have/are:
1. A clear mugshot as your main profile photo.
2. Posing with the infamous hand on your hip pose to hide whatever you think you are hiding but are not and everyone knows it.
3. A selfie of you in the gym sans sleeves and wired headphones in your ears with a perfectly pressed shirt.
4. Failed to fill out the one and only question listed on the app.
5. A picture with a bunch of ladies surrounding you.
6. A picture with a bunch of guys so I have no idea which one you are out of all those guys.
7. Wedding pic with your wife.
8. Several pics of you in a wig, bra and sky high heels.
9. A picture of you doing a sporting activity but I would never know it was you because you have no other pics of your face. Yeah- I saw that cool wakeboard/hiking pic in a magazine too.
** insert donkey emoji here
The joys of online dating. OMG. HELP ME.
**Stay snarky my friends!**
Swiping right.. ???????????????????????????? now that was a good read. I know a few people that should read that. Hope you are having a great day!!
HAHAHA!!! Thanks for reading!