Ho Ho Ho – Don’t be a Ho on Halloween. It is not cute.
For this blog post I am going to break down what to wear and what not to wear on Halloween in my YouTube video. I mean, if you are a slut you do not need to wait for Halloween to dress like one. But, please spare me the bikini tops when you are flat as a board unless you are signaling Ms. Miley Cyrus.
Also, in this video I will address the well known “frienemy” epidemic which plagues most women. Don’t be one of them!
Watch, like, share and enjoy! (People were so quick to watch this video that I did not even have a chance to put this post together yet and I already have 301 + views in 10 hours and needs to be verified for a more accurate number. This is a a great thing! So, go and watch! WOW – and thanks to the 701 new subscribers in under a month. Holy shit. I better stay funny or else.)
I am off for a vacay so you will have to guess where I am from my next video? Like where is Waldo except I am Melany and this is Melanysguydlines.
**Stay snarky my friends!**
Agree! When did costumes go from original to lets just see how short we can make them? Think I heard a shot out to Ali!!
Yes! It is so sad. There was indeed a shout out to Ali and to you little munchkin as a dinosaur! LOL
What is worse is that I can’t find a female costume that is not indecent . I have I one year old who is going to be a dragon. I wanted to be a princess and my husband a knight. Cute idea right? Wrong! I type in princess costume and unless I turn into a 4 year old, my only options are slutty whore princess!!!!
I know it is sad isn’t it? I love a 1 year old dragon! SO CUTE. Yes, you are def a royal couple and that would have been cute. Maybe learn to sew? LOL
I think there is a time and place for all kinds of costumes. I’m good with sexy / slutty if it looks awesome. But I also love creativity, and design… It’s all about having fun. 🙂
I agree – it is all about having fun and it is no fun to be hanging out in all the wrong places.
GREAT VIDEO , it left me wanting MORE !!! AND I am happy to hear YOU got 10,000 likes now .YOU ROCK MELANY !!!
Awesome Miguel! Happy you liked the video. Don’t worry – I will do a lot more! Any requests?
Last year, I saw a woman picking out a small dress for a kid out of the chaos of Oct. 31 costume shopping. I joked, “hey, that’s going to be kind of short on you, you know.” “I know,” she answered, wiggling her eyebrows.
I think she could pull it off, though.
Sad thing is it was probably for her. She wore it after her daughter went to bed.