It is Rocktober people and I want to encourage you to get back into the dating game this fall. If you are a little rusty let me offer you a “guydline” so that you can break the ice and not look like you are trying too hard. If batting your eyelashes, sticking out your chest, and giving a come hither stare does not work in getting you potential date’s attention then I suggest a few things. Pick a body part that you like and compliment his (get out the gutter ladies) eyes. Tell them they are as blue as the ocean or grab his forearms while asking him what positions he plays because he must be a ball player. Guys love compliments right? So, tell them but don’t forget your breath! If it is bad he will run the other way. The worst thing ever is to be approached by a cutie but when he opens his mouth he blows you away with his horrific breath. So sad. Do something about that.
Let me introduce you to the best way to say hello to your new date by using hello seriously friendly oral care products. The hello line will ensure that your breath smells like roses…….well, maybe not the flowers but definitely like Sweet Cinnamint, Pink Grapefruit Mint, Supermint or Mojito mint. There are so many flavors to choose from you could make a fruit cocktail with them! Start your evening with the toothpaste to ensure the right hello from the moment you leave the house. Then try the hello mouthwash, which is not like any other because it does not contain alcohol to dry out your mouth. You will never get that flavored salt lick instead of a mouth fit to say hello with these oral products. For touchups at the club or bar you will be the envy of all your friends because of your hello breath and the beautifully designed products by BMWDesignworksUSA which are pocket sized and so sleek. How cool is that? Everyone will want to chat and know where you got that pocket rocket (again, minds out of the gutter). Not only can snag the date by saying hello with these products but you can feel good that all products are made in the USA and never, ever tested on animals. Teddy Brewski uses Yip-Yaps by the way.
You can’t buy dates. Well, I don’t recommend it. But, you can buy hello seriously friendly oral care at many of your favorite retailers such as Walgreens, Target, and more. Find the full list of where to buy hello here.
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We asked some of our favorite friends “How do you say hello?” and this is what they said. I crack up each time I watch this video. Thanks for the honesty guys! Comment with your best pick up line!
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Melany , you sold me on those HELLO products . I wonder if there will be other choices in the near future. I’m not too interested into the ones. You listed. I also loved the video. Peace
Cool! Happy you liked it.
I agree… bad breath = buzz kill. It’s all over then. LOL
strike out with bad breath!
is beer breath, bad breath? only to non-alcoholics.
I don’t have satan’s dungeon or eat brussel sprouts (score!)
my best line is asking a girl “Where’s your boyfriend tonight?” (saving me serious time)
and if they say “I Don’t” I respond, “I know the feeling, I don’t have one either.” that usually elicits a smile, to which a compliment/move to the bar usually follows. you got a secret out of moi, Melany 😛 I’ll have to use hello! next time I use that line. fab vid!
Thanks so much for this comment David. Beer sometimes is not bad breath depending who you ask and if the person has been drinking beer as well. Happy you caught
“satan’s dungeon and brussel sprouts line” though I have no idea where that came from…lol.
Good move – I may have to try that with a guy next time and ask where his gf is?