Some things just need a YouTube video and this story is one of them.
This is not the correct way to get a date ladies and gentlemen.
I would like to set the record straight that girls are not the only people that get sloppy drunk. Guys do too and it is not a good look. Beware of sloppy guys picking up on girls and snarky girls messing with drunky-poo guys while doing so. It was just too fun not to mess with, “blue guy, green, striped guy, plaid guy” and I had to and share with all of you.
(BTW – if you know the origin of Javelina – let me know so I am better educated).
Melanysguydlines #58 – You are too drunk to pick up on me if I can get drunk off your breath. (but, leave your cute friends).
Here is what not to do when asking a girl out on a date or back to your apartment……well, unless of course you really do have puppies and moonshine there. Enjoy-
**Stay snarky my friends!**