Guys Can be Sloppy Drunky-poo too!

Some things just need a YouTube video and this story is one of them.

This is not the correct way to get a date ladies and gentlemen.

I would like to set the record straight that girls are not the only people that get sloppy drunk. Guys do too and it is not a good look. Beware of sloppy guys picking up on girls and snarky girls messing with drunky-poo guys while doing so. It was just too fun not to mess with,  “blue guy, green, striped guy, plaid guy” and I had to and share with all of you.

Guys can be sloppy drunk too

Really? Really buddy?



That is a hairy pig with fangs? Whatever, I am drunk off his breath!


(BTW – if you know the origin of Javelina – let me know so I am better educated).

Melanysguydlines #58  – You are too drunk to pick up on me if I can get drunk off your breath. (but, leave your cute friends).

Here is what not to do when asking a girl out on a date or back to your apartment……well, unless of course you really do have puppies and moonshine there. Enjoy-

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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10 Responses to Guys Can be Sloppy Drunky-poo too!

  1. miguel nolasco November 8, 2013 at 10:14 am #

    WOW ,and DOUBLE WOW !!! Great job Melany !!! Good Luck with the next guy.

    • Melany November 13, 2013 at 8:44 am #

      Thanks Miguel!

  2. libby November 9, 2013 at 1:24 pm #

    I’m dying!!!

    • Melany November 13, 2013 at 8:34 am #

      Me too!!!

  3. Eli@coachdaddy November 9, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    Puppies? Do they really work?

    Did you know javelinas are even-toed ungulates? I am not one.

    • Melany November 13, 2013 at 8:35 am #

      No – puppies do not work if you do not have them at your apartment. I have no idea what you are talking about with the even-toed ungulates – LOL

  4. Jeremy November 9, 2013 at 10:46 pm #

    Been through a few of these myself. Funny stuff. I really like your video. You need to do more of it. You’re kinda easy on the eye. Can’t believe your still unattached.

    • Melany November 13, 2013 at 8:35 am #

      Thanks!! Happy you liked it.

  5. far December 19, 2013 at 9:42 pm #


    • Melany December 20, 2013 at 9:53 am #


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