Some things just need a YouTube video and this story is one of them.
This is not the correct way to get a date ladies and gentlemen.
I would like to set the record straight that girls are not the only people that get sloppy drunk. Guys do too and it is not a good look. Beware of sloppy guys picking up on girls and snarky girls messing with drunky-poo guys while doing so. It was just too fun not to mess with, “blue guy, green, striped guy, plaid guy” and I had to and share with all of you.
Really? Really buddy?
That is a hairy pig with fangs? Whatever, I am drunk off his breath!
(BTW – if you know the origin of Javelina – let me know so I am better educated).
Melanysguydlines #58 – You are too drunk to pick up on me if I can get drunk off your breath. (but, leave your cute friends).
Here is what not to do when asking a girl out on a date or back to your apartment……well, unless of course you really do have puppies and moonshine there. Enjoy-
**Stay snarky my friends!**
WOW ,and DOUBLE WOW !!! Great job Melany !!! Good Luck with the next guy.
Thanks Miguel!
I’m dying!!!
Me too!!!
Puppies? Do they really work?
Did you know javelinas are even-toed ungulates? I am not one.
No – puppies do not work if you do not have them at your apartment. I have no idea what you are talking about with the even-toed ungulates – LOL
Been through a few of these myself. Funny stuff. I really like your video. You need to do more of it. You’re kinda easy on the eye. Can’t believe your still unattached.
Thanks!! Happy you liked it.
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