Same Old Story: Too Much, Too Skinny, Too Dumb, or Too Too

Random post.

I wonder why every time I wear no makeup – I get hit on? But, if I am dressed to the nines guys seem to duck under tables. It is so weird. Does wearing makeup make me unapproachable? Or do guys just really like to pick up on girls that look young? I mean every time I am sans makeup I get carded. Thank you – this is awesome but I am totally confused by it. I get carded without makeup often (even though I think this is a quasi-creepy attempt for the bouncer to get all my personal details) but I get hit on too. For example, last week I was sitting at my slot machine in Las Vegas and a cute guy hit on me. Not once, but twice. He came back around the avenue of the slots I was playing an hour later to see if I was winning and to give me his digits. What was I wearing you ask? Lululemons, Tshirt and no makeup! The same night I got in an elevator for a formal party and there was a cute guy in the lift and he said I smelled amazing. Conversation ended there. Weird.

But, if I post a pic on Facebook or IG I get more likes with makeup? What is going on guys? Makeup (ha) your minds!

I mean this guy hit on me and I don't think he dates girls!

I mean this guy hit on me and I don’t think he dates girls!


It is the old story- either you are too skinny or too fat. Like when Jessica Simpson wore those god awful high wasted jeans and was slammed all over the media for it. Hello? It was a bad angle. Now, all I see are girls asses eating shorts as soon as the summer months roll along. I am pretty sure food is served during the summer months so not sure why they are eating shorts. If the shorts are too short – it does not look good! Trust me. But, no worries because everyone is either too fat or too skinny and there is no way around it. My advice is wear what looks good on you and not what you see in the magazines because 9 times out of 10 you will never (or would never want) to look like that.

Ass eating shorts



I know – pretty random but I am just wondering how, where, what and when to do how, where, what and when? It is confusing. Also, it is amazing to me how many stupid people post things that they know nothing about and won’t let the subject matter go. I mean there is such thing as too much. Too much dumb. Please stop. But, have you ever noticed that dumb girls seem to have it a lot easier than girls with a brain? I just don’t get it.



MelanysGuydline #67- Too much of anything is no good. Find a happy medium and stay with it. Plus, people will always know where you stand on things. You know? Like wearing horrible butt eating shorts!

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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28 Responses to Same Old Story: Too Much, Too Skinny, Too Dumb, or Too Too

  1. Libby May 27, 2014 at 9:26 am #

    I agree! I first started seeing the short short/ ass cheek trend at coachella 2013 and thought it was just a festival thing. Where do you even wear those things? Hopefully not to work. Hopefully not in front of your dad. but it’s true the worse you look the more guys are going to talk to you.

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 12:44 pm #

      Those shorts are NEVER EVER OK! They should be illegal. Yeah, maybe I should just go out in a paper bag – maybe then I will snag a guy? LOL

  2. Mary May 27, 2014 at 1:15 pm #

    OMG girl, I can so relate!!! When I am at my frumpiest, men are more flirty & chatty with me or since I am not single, I swear so many guys hit on me! WTF?!

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 2:44 pm #

      I know it is the weirdest thing! I guess I can save a lot of moolah!

  3. Anne May 27, 2014 at 6:04 pm #

    Lol, too funny, seems the older I get the more I get carded! And as for having some intelligence…..thankfully I have someone that appreciates it!

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm #

      Me too! I keep getting carded! It is so funny but I guess I should say “thank you” right?

      • Anne May 27, 2014 at 7:20 pm #

        Lol, funniest time was with my son, I got carded, he didn’t!

        • Melany May 27, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

          I love that! Happens all the time! Good genes we have! Blessed!

  4. Ciara May 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm #

    I seriously hate those damn shorts! Get some class ladies or at least a little dignity. Like my daddy always said “The guy isn’t going to pay for the cow if he can get the milk for free!!!”

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 7:05 pm #

      HA! Right – I hate hate hate them! And…guys dont seem to be too fond of them either.

  5. Mike G May 27, 2014 at 7:14 pm #

    No if’s and’ or butt’s, those cheeks are definitely eating those shorts 🙂

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 7:48 pm #

      Right – good to here from a guy! See, guys don’t like it either!

  6. Kellie May 27, 2014 at 7:16 pm #

    Wow!! Both of those pics are pics of the year!! They don’t get much crazier then that hahahahah yikes!! I have showed so many people that pic of those girls wearing those shorts. Those girls look like street walkers!! I bet you those are the same girls that wonder why they can’t get a boyfriend hmmmm maybe because you look like a slut!! I always do the butt rule when I buy shorts if I bend over and any of my ass sticks out I’m not buying them! Soooo gross!! Yuck I think I lost my appetite 😉

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

      Total street walkers! Those pics still scare me and I was there! Good rule – maybe I should write a post and title it “Butt Rule” – what do you think? LOL

  7. Creighton May 27, 2014 at 7:29 pm #

    Are you sure that’s a guy who’s hitting on you in the first pic?

    • Melany May 27, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

      It was a guy but he was wearing a purse! LOL

  8. Travis Knight May 27, 2014 at 8:37 pm #

    Awesome post MWB! Some guys are attracted to paint by numbers paintings so to speak & clowns. I for one don’t like clowns. I prefer au natural. That’s not to say guys don’t like the effort women have towards makeup. We do, and some guys get frustrated at how long women take putting makeup on. Other guys adore it. So there’s a silver lining in most things but I don’t have a makeup dilemna. I let my beard & goatee do the talking…

    • Melany May 28, 2014 at 9:53 pm #

      HA! Thanks! I will listen to your beard and goattee because I heard they are really smart.

  9. Bryan May 27, 2014 at 8:47 pm #

    Speaking for myself, if a girl wears makeup and looks really good I’ll think she is “out of my league.” Girls seem more approachable without makeup. I guess it kind of levels the playing field.

    • Melany May 28, 2014 at 9:53 pm #

      I hear that! That seems to be the consensus. But, do you really say “Wait, I am not going to talk to her because she is out of my league?” or is that something you think of after the fact? Thanks for the comment!

  10. Alicia May 28, 2014 at 5:40 am #

    I looove the short shorts!! I want every girl to wear them. Why? Because it’s women like that…that make me more attractive. It’s when the guys wear them and accompanies by a mullet that the world needs to turn the camera off! G R O S S.
    I truly believe that women who get dolled up to the nines can be incredibly intimidating for men. They want approachable. They want to know we have a flaw here and there. My friends and I went out one night “as ugly as we dared” had soooo much fun and ended up being the life of of a few parties aaaand I personally had the best make out sesh til dawn. No make up and with an old mans golf outfit on! Haha
    But I like to dress up and parade around with the best of em. Looking forward to prowling around in LA!!

    • Melany May 28, 2014 at 9:51 pm #

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it – maybe we should do an “ugly” happy hour and see how many men we can get?

  11. Nick May 28, 2014 at 10:29 am #

    Wait, that’s a guy hitting on you in that pic?? I swear I thought it was a Miley Cirus impersonator.

    • Melany May 28, 2014 at 9:50 pm #

      Yep it was a guy wearing a purse! LOL

  12. abedabun dawn May 28, 2014 at 7:07 pm #

    I was told that guys feel intimidated by well dressed women. Some guys think she is high maintenance and they probably couldnt afford that. Also, with the make up, some guys like no make up because it makes them think that that woman isnt afraid to get her hands dirty, therefore would be much more fun to be around, and have the impression of “what you see is what you get” and “she is not afraid to just be herself”.

    • Melany May 28, 2014 at 9:49 pm #

      I guess! But, I love my makeup but can also get down and dirty! But, I see your point. Thanks for the comment.

  13. Dean Martin June 23, 2014 at 12:49 am #

    I agree with Bryan when it comes down to thinking a woman is out of your league when she’s dolled up; It can be intimidating. In my own personal preference, I like a woman without make-up. A little lip-stick here and there or maybe some eyeliner but I want to see the real you for the most part. I dated a girl one time who wore tons of make-up and her foundation ruined my shirt. We were dancing close at a night club for most of the night and when we came out, she had sweated most of her make up off. I hadn’t noticed it but she looked at my shoulder and asked me, “What’s that brown stuff on your shoulder?” while brushing it off or trying to, she realized that most of her face was on my shoulder. She laughed, I laughed as well. Make a long story short, she’s a pretty girl and she didn’t need all of that make-up ; most women don’t need all of that make-up it’s just society has fed us this perfect lie sort of speak.

    Put it like this ladies: However you feel about a man wearing TOO much cologne, is how us guys feel about women wearing make-up. A little bit goes a long way… =)

    • Melany June 23, 2014 at 9:39 am #

      That is such a good anology and I wonder why I never thought of that! Thanks for the comment an I will make sure to add just one coat on my face paint! LOL!!!

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