March, 2015 | Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines

Work. Pack. Travel For Work. Repeat. Tweet. #SMMW15

By Melany on March 30, 2015 in Relationships

Happy Monday people! I am one step away from falling on my face but thought I would check in here first before I fall…down for a bit. The last few weeks have been insane but awesome nonetheless. Work. Pack. Travel for work. Repeat. I hate packing but you know that already from this 16 Things I Pack But Never Wear While Traveling. 1) 2 Types of zit cream. I think one is enough and even then, I never use it. 2) Cute shoes on the floor. They should stay there and if they are not comfy at home – why… Continue Reading

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Don’t Do These Things At A Social Media Conference

By Melany on March 24, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

How big is your Klout? #smmw15pickuplines15

And…. commence packing ….again! I hate packing but have decided not to fully empty my suitcase any more because I am always on the road. Thanks to BMW for giving me this M suitcase so I can travel in style. And where am I off to next? Well, Social Media Marketing World in San Diego, CA. This is by far one of the best conferences and I highly suggest attending if you have the chance. Last year, I wrote a post called 16 Things Not To Do At (Any/Social Media) Conference and I just re-read that post and LOL’d. No… Continue Reading

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March Madness Makes Me Social: Win With ArizonaSOCIAL

By Melany on March 20, 2015 in Goodies

It’s one of my favorite times of the year! Bring it on! What am I talking about? I am talking March Madness tournament people. Of course, it makes it a lot sweeter that I just got back from watching my University of Arizona Wildcats win the Pac 12 championship in Las Vegas last week and that they won yesterday for their first showing in the NCAA tournament. If you haven’t noticed I love my sports, music, fashion, snark and can’t help but share with you on this blog. The 6 questions I get asked all the time are: What do… Continue Reading

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Are You Feeling Lucky This St. Patrick’s Day? You Need VH1’s Walk of Shame Shuttle

By Melany on March 17, 2015 in Goodies

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all of you! Hope you have a fantastic day today. Pinch me! I just got back from Las Vegas and have over 2000 emails to check so not sure I will be having the most memorable celebration until I get through all of these. Then, I can promise you I will need a bunch of drinks. I did come home to one of the cutest packages from VH1. They sure thought I was going to get lucky tonight. Check out this adorbs Walk of Shame Survival kit from the new hit show, “Walk of Shame… Continue Reading

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Spring Beauty Essentials: evian® Facial Spray & Giveaway

By Melany on March 10, 2015 in Goodies

My travel schedule is insane the next month! They are all good things though. I am off to Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tourney, then San Diego for Social Media Marketing World and then to New York for the Shorty Awards (fingers crossed because I am a finalist in blogger). With all this travel, my poor skin takes a beating. I mean really. So, I found this little trick a while back and it is called evian® Facial Spray. It is a little bottle so it fits in my purse and when I look a little less than snarky,… Continue Reading

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It Is International Women’s Day Every, Single Snarky Day!

By Melany on March 8, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

It is Women's Day Every Single, Snarky Day!

Today is International Women’s Day and I come from an amazing family of exceptional women. I am very proud to be a strong woman and owe that to my grandmother, mother, and sister as my daily inspirations in life. The word “Hero” is the only choice to describe all three of them. They are and were my strength and what pushes me to be a better woman every day. Being a determined, hard working woman… Continue Reading

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Video Did Not Kill The Radio Star: 16 Times I Wish I Had Video Proof

By Melany on March 7, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

recording my life because weird things are attracted to me like flies to shit

I am going to tell you something that might not surprise you. People don’t love to read. I would totally look at pretty pictures and funny videos if I could learn everything I needed to know by doing just that. Wouldn’t you? I am so ADD and OCD that sometimes I can’t even re-read my own blog posts. But, don’t tell anyone because that could be a bad look for someone who blogs full time. HA! Anyway, watching a video is so much fun. I wish I had my camera on me for so many experiences I have had along… Continue Reading

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I Am A Shorty Awards Finalist in Blogger: MelanysGuydlines

By Melany on March 2, 2015 in Goodies, Greatest Hits, Snarky

I AM A FINALIST FOR THE SHORTY AWARD IN BLOGGER!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL ALL 577 NOMINATIONS! The official announcement went out in the The Hollywood Reporter today!! Plus, I was the fan favorite, which is awesome and a special distinction for having the most nominations in the blogger category!!! I am a proud Vox Populi Shorty Award winner in blogger for 2015. The Vox Populi is a distinction given to finalists with exemplary campaigns and the most nominations. I am so excited and honored to be listed along side some of the most talented celebrities, actors, actresses,… Continue Reading

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