Hello, hello! I am back in LALAland and just in time to rock out to some 80’s rock n’ roll tonight! Stephen Pearcy from Ratt and roll is playing at the Whisky and how could I miss it? Well I am not! I lucked out and jumped on an earlier plane yesterday so that I could get home and apply all the new social media and blogging knowledge to this blog! Of course, I had a lady on my plane who thought that she was the only person on the aircraft. She was no Alec Baldwin but I would have loved to see this bitch get kicked off the plane. She was talking to someone who appeared to be her assistant ( I was listening – she was yelling) and talking about nothing. Nothing! But, she did feel super important in her power suit. I mean what woman wears a suit like that anymore beside Ellen? Anyway, after the flight attendant requests politely for her to hang the phone up and the pilot asks over the loud speaker to stop TALKING on cell phones, she FINALLY hangs up.
The plane begins to move and she grabs her phone and starts dialing. So, the same flight attendant comes back to tell her to put the phone away and her response is “I just need to make the call. It will be two minutes and is too long to text” and the plane stops because of this lady. Stops. We can’t go because of her dumb ass! Finally, she hangs up the God damn phone and we are able to go home now. Hope she was saving the world but from my experience in the entertainment business, she was getting off on being a bitch to her assistant and yelling at him in a crowd of people which scored her another color power suit! Get over yourself – you are not that important!
I met so many fascinating people at the New Media Expo and CES conferences I attended in Las Vegas that I am completely determined to get Melanysguydlines in front of as many people as possible. How do you do this? Don’t sleep! Seriously! Sad but true but blogging is a more than full time gig and I love it!
I also love the look on people’s faces when I tell them I blog. They look at me like I have a third eye. Maybe I do.
The point of this post is to tell people to follow me on yet – WAIT FOR IT – another social medium. Follow my blog with Bloglovin
So, do that K? Also, people want more. Much more so I need to blog more. Yes-MORE? There is another point I wanted to make here but I have been up since 5:30AM so it will have to wait…..
If you did not already, pretty please go and nominate me for the the Shorty Awards. Why? Because I am short and fun! http://shortyawards.com/Melanyb12
There are going to be a lot of great changes coming to Melanysguydlines and can’t wait for you to see them. What do you think of Melanysguydlines Merchandising Madness giveaways? You like them right! Well, there are more coming every month so be sure and check back often.
Let me leave you with this:
The Funniest PR request of the week is from the MOB WIVES and I have to do the interview just for shits and giggles oh….and maybe she can take care of some of those pesky ex boyfriends or ladies in power suits holding up airplanes for me! LOL
“In How to Use a Meat Cleaver: Secrets and Recipes from a Mob Family’s Kitchen (February 4, 2014) the Graziano sisters share 100 of their favorite and most coveted family recipes. They also share never-before-heard stories and anecdotes from inside the most famous mob family of our day (like how to sneak meatballs to family members in prison). ”
I need a copy!
Now, it is time to go get Teddy Brewski from Pet Smart jail! I miss that little guy when he is gone! Happy Friday and have an awesome weekend people.
**Stay snarky my friends!**
Welcome Melany !! 3 words …. I missed You !!
Thanks Miguel! Good to see you the other night!
I am sure you would have quite a bit of use for that cleaver. I think I would too, ha, ha.
Yes-we both would have use for it!
I’m not looking forward to the day that cell phones are allowed in flight–I’ve had the same thing with people on planes that just can’t seem to let go of their damn phones.
Just wanted to stop by & say HI; had a blast with you in Vegas & hope to do that again sometime!
Thanks Ann! It was so much fun!! Hope to do it again soon as well!
Oh, I’d completely and totally love to see people like the cell phone lady arrested by air marshals or something insane. The level of entitlement is just insane.