Amongst a sea of Urban Outfitters and white kids dressed as Indians was the world’s largest music festival. Hosting over 80,000 people and bands most of us have never heard of, we decided Coachella goers needed a few guydlines to help them survive the weekend.
Coachella Guydline #1: Go with an open mind, but please, beware of any guy who wants to show you his “wand”.
Coachella Guydline #2: Find sensible shoes, you might step on acid and wake up 5 days later in the middle of the desert wondering what the hell happened to you.
Coachella Guydline #3: Opt for a fanny pack instead. Just trust me on this one.
Coachella Guydline #4: Find a killer Indian outfit, didn’t you know “Coachella” is native American for “stupid white boy”.
Coachella Guydline #5: But remember to wear a bra.
If you enjoyed 2 Door Cinema’s “Get the F*ck Out of my Pool” as much as we did then we’ll be sure to see you back at Coachella next year. Next stop, Stagecoach, so don’t make an ass of yourself.
For more Coachella photos and some of our favorite outfits check us out!