American Idol: Nicki Minaj or Fran Drescher’s “The Nanny”

I can barely watch American Idol this year. Just listening to Nikki Minaj’s voice makes me want to jump out my window. The show with Fran Drescher, The Nanny– yeah, that is what Nikki sounds like. Since when does she have the proper credentials to judge someone on their singing voice when she can’t sing (or speak in a somewhat tolerable voice?) One hit wonder is more like it! She should stick to creating edible hair and using Crayolas to draw on her face.

Nicki Minaj - not as a good of a rapper as the tootsie roll wrapper

Nicki Minaj is not as a good of a rapper as this tootsie roll wrapper!

Does anyone see anything wrong with the lyrics in Justin Bieber and Nikki Minaj’s song, “Beauty and a Beat” besides the fact that Bieber sounds like a prepubescent child and the title is just lame for its weak link to the Disney Movie? Ahh  – that is the connection! Bieber and Disney. Now I get it….kinda.These are lyrics? WOW! Entertainment what?

Show you off

Tonight I wanna show you off (aye,aye,aye)

What you got

A billion could’ve never bought (aye,aye,aye)

We gonna party like it’s 3012 tonight



What the hell is 3012????? Is that a time or a year or what? Or is he counting because he is playing hide and go seek with Ms. Minaj? She can’t hide with an ass like that. Please someone clarify? What, where, who, how is 3012? This is a #1 song? Bring back some good rock n’ roll please.

Justin Bieber is NOT Rock n' Roll!

Justin Bieber is NOT Rock n’ Roll!

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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5 Responses to American Idol: Nicki Minaj or Fran Drescher’s “The Nanny”

  1. gwenn March 1, 2013 at 2:17 pm #

    so true so true.

    • Melany March 1, 2013 at 3:27 pm #


  2. Anne July 25, 2014 at 2:21 pm #

    LMAO as always Melany!! So true!! I swear your thoughts come right out of my head some times!! Love it!

    • Melany July 25, 2014 at 3:25 pm #

      HA! Isnt it true? LOL!

    • Melany July 25, 2014 at 3:26 pm #

      I know I think I have enough for a part 2 and 3 by now. Any stories you want to add? LOL

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