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16 Guydlines To Overcoming Being A Workaholic

By Melany on February 26, 2016 in Goodies

I have been working on being on not being a workaholic. How am I doing, you ask? Well, I have been making time for myself! The first part of this process started by getting my ass back in the gym. I can’t tell you how good I feel now that I have been moving around and active for the past month. In all fairness to me, I placed myself in my own prison a.k.a. a walking boot from an injury sustained while playing kickball. Yes, kickball. I’m a total ringer too but one bad step while running through the bag,… Continue Reading

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How to Give Your Love Life a Quick Boost

By Laura on January 22, 2016 in Relationships

This is a lovely post just in time for Valentines Day! I am going to take some of these suggestions and use them. So should you! Thanks Laura for another great post. Valentine’s day is just around the corner, so you might want to perk your love life up a little before it arrives. Whether you’re currently in a relationship or you’re as free as a bird, here are some tips to give your love life a quick boost: Focus on Your Daily Habits Your daily habits will have a lot to do with the state of your current relationship… Continue Reading

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Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016.

By Melany on December 31, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

It is time to say goodbye to the past and hello to the future! Wishing you all the best for 2016! May it be better than 2015. Thank you to each and every one that supports my blog and my social media endeavors. It truly means the world. If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. Snarky! If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. #Snarky! Click To Tweet Remember to always take time and smell the roses. Be safe and be good to… Continue Reading

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6 Things You’re Probably Doing to Turn off Men Without Even Realizing it

By Laura on December 15, 2015 in Relationships

I have a special treat for you today! We have a guest post from a guy’s perspective! Too bad I am guilty of some of these things (5 and 6). HA. Take it away Patrick! Guys love girls. We love the way they smell. We love the way they walk. We love the way they dress in the summer, and the way they snuggle up to us at night. We love it when they laugh at our jokes. And when they let down their hair. Guys love girls but, still, there are a few things girls do that we don’t… Continue Reading

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The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016

By Laura on December 2, 2015 in Relationships

And it is time to throw it over to Laura for another great post! Take it away…… drum roll please: The Ultimate Guide To Meeting The Man Of Your Dreams In 2016 – take notes! We are all on a mission to find the right person for us. Whether we are aware of it or not. Some of us are lucky enough to find ‘the one’ very quickly and make the whole process seem easy and carefree. But for the rest of us struggle to find anybody and always question what is going wrong. It’s important to remember that… Continue Reading

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Happy Thanksgiving: Thank-full

By Melany on November 26, 2015 in Relationships

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving! And…. Classic TBT avi image for you! And…if you missed it yesterday, I wrote a thank list for you snarky people. It ain’t your mommas thank list. Gettting back to my snarky roots and it feels so good. It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? It has been a wild… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

By Melany on November 25, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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The Style Guide: Give Your Man A Makeover

By Laura on November 17, 2015 in Relationships, Snarky

Here are some great tips from Laura for your guy! Remember….a man should be stylin’ too!!…. Take it away…… It’s an unfortunate truth that many guys simply don’t know how to dress well. It’s part of what makes them charming, but sometimes we’d like them to at least know how to make the effort. If you’re going to a formal event, you can feel a little uneasy if your partner isn’t quite dressed for the occasion. I’m here to help you give him a little advice and turn him into a style icon you can be proud of. Where do… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 5: Snarky Truths

By Melany on November 10, 2015 in Snarky

6. Don’t believe everyone who says they are an expert. I can say I am a unicorn but I am not. I don’t have a horn.

I am due for another installment as to why people like memes. It has been a while and I have been collecting a few good “guydlines” for your snarky, reading pleasure. Sometimes there is a theme to the memes I create and sometime there isn’t but it is all based on something I am experiencing at the time. They usually start as Facebook posts or tweet and then develop into picture with pretty colors and interesting fonts. If that is what I have to do to relieve my snarkasm then that is what I am going to do! Make sure… Continue Reading

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How To Help Yourself Relax After A Busy Day

By Melany on November 5, 2015 in Goodies

I am still in LA and definitely not relaxing! I need to take Laura’s tips here to heart and so do some of these for myself! Thanks for another awesome post! Take notes! We all have hectic schedules and busy lives that can leave us feeling exhausted. After a long day at the office, it’s far too easy to spend the evening parked in front of the television. While you might think that this will help to relax you, a night in front of the TV won’t allow your mind to unwind in the right way. Image credit To ensure… Continue Reading

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Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA

By Melany on November 3, 2015 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky

I am in Los Angeles for the week and thought I would revisit a post that describes how living in Los Angeles is not like what you see on TV. There are some great parts about living in Southern California (including the weather and the shopping) but there are some other reasons that make it challenging to live and navigate this harsh environment (they could probably film an episode of Naked and Afraid in some parts of LA). So, while I am in Beverly Hills, I thought I would share one of my favorite snarky posts and see if you… Continue Reading

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Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay

By Melany on October 19, 2015 in Snarky

Happy October and you should all be preparing your costumes for Halloween by now. If you haven’t (like me) then you better get your ass in gear because it is coming up quickly. What I have done to prepare is cleanse myself with a 5 day cleanse. No, it was not easy but yes, totally worth it. I almost ate my own arm last night but was saved by a breakfast burrito to break the fast. I couldn’t take a pic because it didn’t last that long and I don’t typically take pics of food (I’ll leave that to all… Continue Reading

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