Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines

Plug Me Back In: Hump Day Snarkiness

By Melany on May 18, 2016 in Snarky

Good Morning and happy Hump Day! In celebration of it being just that I thought I would share a little known skill I possess and might need to add to my media kit. I can rap (ish) the entire Humpty Dance by Digital Underground. Yes, that is me in an Uber. Highly recommend using uber when you feel a little happy of have a drink or 4. It is awesome. Also, take a look at my updated media kit if you have a product or work for a brand that might be a snarky fit for MelanysGuydlines. Always looking for… Continue Reading

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World Cocktail Day 2016: Recipes for Double Fri-Yay The 13th

By Melany on May 13, 2016 in Snarky

Happy Friday the 13th. CHEERS! I bet you didn’t know that today is not just Fri-yay the 13th but something even cooler! If doughnuts can have a holiday so can cocktails. While we never need much of a reason to mix up a post-work-week cocktail, if you’re looking for an excuse to get creative, today, May 13th is World Cocktail Day! Double Fri- yay. My favorite color is grey goose! My favorite color is grey goose! #worldcocktailday Click To Tweet My go to drink is: Grey Goose Soda with Lime Grey Goose Soda with a splash of lime in a… Continue Reading

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FORE: Gone Golfing

By Melany on May 10, 2016 in Snarky

I did it. I finally got in touch with a golf pro and am now on the golf course taking lessons. It is super challenging and takes patience, which I don’t usually have but need if I am going to be good at this sport. Yes, this is a sport. I apologize to my friend in seventh grade when I said golf wasn’t a sport. Wow – was I wrong! In my defense, I was an avid softball player and couldn’t see anything else but a softball bat and a ball (and cute baseball players). So, I am finally taking… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day: I Won

By Melany on May 6, 2016 in Relationships

It is Mother’s Day weekend and I know I am giving away a Mother’s Day prize pack but I won the ultimate prize with my mommy! You probably know her, as she is my biggest fan and supporter. The only woman in my life that I love with all of my heart, can count on no matter what, tells me the truth even though it sometimes hard to hear, loves me unconditionally and my BEST friend. She is there for me any time of day or night and is always ready to fly out and spend time with her baby… Continue Reading

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3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow

By Laura on May 4, 2016 in Relationships

Love this super snarky post from Laura! She is really getting the hang of the snark! Well done and great tips here. I would have been equally annoyed with this guy and probably would have told him where he could go before he proceeded with point two. Take it away. Last night I came face to face with my first ever real life ‘Life Coach’. And I can quite honestly say that I could have gone my entire life without meeting him, or any other life coach for that matter, and been perfectly happy. But this article is not about… Continue Reading

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Win A Mother’s Day Gift Basket From Overstock Worth $325

By Melany on April 26, 2016 in Goodies

Win Overstock Mother's Day basket worth $325

Happy day! Wow. I have a real treat for you this Mother’s Day. MelanysGuydlines has partnered with Overstock again for an amazing giveaway featuring 9 different fantastic items mom is going to love. Whether the mom in your life is a foodie, DIY interior designer or fashionista, you can always find the perfect present at Overstock.com that will show you value her. Here are ALL the items we would love to give away to one lucky winner. This Mother’s Day basket from Overstock is worth $325. You had me at win a Margarita and Slush Maker from Overstock!!! You had… Continue Reading

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I Just Let Go With the letgo App: Try It and letgo

By Melany on April 20, 2016 in Goodies, Snarky

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of letgo for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. Well, we all have stuff and if you are like me then, we both have a lot of stuff. Some things seem like a good buy and then you get home and ask yourself “Self, do I really need 5 different colors of the same exact shirt or skirt or glasses?” Recently, I moved (again) and can’t believe how little time it takes to accumulate things that I just can’t use because I am only one person and don’t have enough… Continue Reading

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Win Personalized Jewelry from Origami Owl: 3 Winners

By Melany on April 15, 2016 in Goodies

You all know I love my bling and can’t get enough of it ever! All my favorite jewelry has special meaning. From my necklace that was made from my late grandfather’s tie clip to the chain I wear around my neck reminding me of my grandmother every day. Jewelry is so much more than just something I wear. It tells a story. Let me introduce you to Origami Owl. Origami Owl is a line of meaningful jewelry that can be customized with charms to tell one’s personal story. Founded by Bella Weems, Origami Owl’s signature Living Locket line has caught… Continue Reading

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All The Best Beauty Tricks For Impressing On A First Date

By Laura on April 13, 2016 in Relationships

Thank you Laura for the guest post! Take notes ladies. Some good “guydlines” here from Laura. Having a great time on a first date is all about confidence, which is why it’s so important that you look good. When you look good, your confidence levels soar, making you happier and more relaxed. First dates are stressful enough, without the added worry of whether you look nice. That’s why when it comes to wowing on a first date, it’s important that you get your beauty routine spot on. Want to ensure that you look and feel fantastic on your next date?… Continue Reading

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Fashion Music Festivals Musts By ICJUK: Coachella, EDC and WMC

By Melany on April 7, 2016 in Goodies

Music festivals are my favorite! I love all types of festivals from rock to electronic. I used to attend the World Music Conference in Miami every year, rock EDC in Los Angeles and Las Vegas and Coachella of course. If you don’t know, Coachella is right around the corner. Preparing for a music festival means your fashion needs to be on point from head to toe. Please, don’t wear a romper with your ass hanging out. It is not cute on anyone and I don’t care how thin you are but cheeks dropping under shorts should never be a look…. Continue Reading

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I’m Going to Guns N’ Roses: Do You Have Your Tickets Yet?

By Melany on April 6, 2016 in Goodies

Remember summer- itis when you were young and in school and didn’t want to do any work before summer break? Well, I have Guns N’ Roses-itis for this weekend in Las Vegas! Are we there yet? Can’t wait for the show!!! ?? If you have been following me for a while you know I am a rocker and always know… Continue Reading

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Find Gift Inspiration for Friends with My Guide

By Laura on March 30, 2016 in Goodies, Relationships

It has been a few weeks since we have enjoyed a post from Laura. Happy to share this great post for friend gift inspo. BTW: she mentions jewelry here and you should stay tuned for an exciting jewelry announcement next week! Getting gifts for friends can be easy, or it can take you forever. It’s often harder when you haven’t been friends long. Then it gets easier as you get to know each other better, and then harder again when you start running out of ideas. I love shopping for my besties, but wanting to make them happy means it… Continue Reading

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