Melanys Guydlines

Twitter Follower Appreciation pt. 2 : 5,000!
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June 19, 2013 posted by Matt Bailey

Twitter Follower Appreciation pt. 2 : 5,000!

OK kids, as promised it’s time to throw a bone to the best friends a blog could ask for — our snarky Twitter followers!  Last month we put together a little thank you once we reached the 3,000 benchmark.  This…

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You Can’t Wash This Potty Mouth Out With Soap
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June 18, 2013 posted by Libby D

You Can’t Wash This Potty Mouth Out With Soap

It’s 3 AM.  You’re tired, you’re groggy, and it feels like someone is hammering an ice pick into your bladder.  You stumble out of the comfort of your bed, wandering your hallway like zombie on Walking Dead.  You find the…

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Snarky thank you to you snarky bitches!
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June 17, 2013 posted by Melany

Snarky thank you to you snarky bitches!

Well, I made it through another birthday celebration with only 1 more wrinkle, right? Life has been a crazy roller coaster ride and I am not sure which out of my 9 lives I am on, but they are getting…

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Stay off my online profile MOM
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May 31, 2013 posted by Melany

Stay off my online profile MOM

I wanted to write something about dating but again, my dating life is slightly boring and totally protected at this point in time. There are a few people I promised I would never write about (unless they did something so…

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A Salute to Our Favorite Twitter Followers!
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May 29, 2013 posted by Matt Bailey

A Salute to Our Favorite Twitter Followers!

Tonight, Melany’s Guydlines (@melanyb12) will hit 3,000 followers, and we here at the office are shamelessly proud.  What’s better than having scores of hilarious “friends” to bolster your internet notoriety?  It’s 2013 man, if you don’t have an online posse,…

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