OK kids, as promised it’s time to throw a bone to the best friends a blog could ask for — our snarky Twitter followers! Last month we put together a little thank you once we reached the 3,000 benchmark. This…
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It’s 3 AM. You’re tired, you’re groggy, and it feels like someone is hammering an ice pick into your bladder. You stumble out of the comfort of your bed, wandering your hallway like zombie on Walking Dead. You find the…
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Well, I made it through another birthday celebration with only 1 more wrinkle, right? Life has been a crazy roller coaster ride and I am not sure which out of my 9 lives I am on, but they are getting…
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I decided to take a break from LALA land to attend the AllFacebook and AllTwitter Marketing conference in the land of people who make too much money and feel extremely entitled (a.k.a. I would never touch them with a 10…
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND WE ARE CELEBRATING ONE YEAR FOR MELANYSGUYDLINES.COM!! I CANT BELIEVE HOW FAR WE HAVE COME IN A SHORT YEAR. IT HAS BEEN A LOT OF HARD WORK, SWEAT, TEARS, LAUGHTER, AND SOME OTHER (@!@#$#$%) WORDS! “What…
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Alright people, round 2. In the month or so since Pt. 1 – The Instrument was published, you should have been able to master your weapon of choice. Remember, talent is a negligible factor in this equation. Strap on that…
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I wanted to write something about dating but again, my dating life is slightly boring and totally protected at this point in time. There are a few people I promised I would never write about (unless they did something so…
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Tonight, Melany’s Guydlines (@melanyb12) will hit 3,000 followers, and we here at the office are shamelessly proud. What’s better than having scores of hilarious “friends” to bolster your internet notoriety? It’s 2013 man, if you don’t have an online posse,…
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