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Put That Phone Down!!!

By on September 21, 2019 in Relationships, Snarky

Nothing like deleting 7,500 of 44,572 photos for 2 hours from my phone to realize: 1. How many selfies it takes to get a sharable melfie. What a waste of time. 2. How many dumb asses I have dated. All of them…. but it’s a learning experience, right? 3. How many “emotional vampires” I have known, dumped and how many I still need to get rid of (Thanks Steph for the perfect term). Cleaning house feels so good. 4. How bad shopping is online and that nothing ever looks the same once you order and try it on at home…. Continue Reading

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My Havanese Dog Vs. Owl Scarecrow

By on August 9, 2019 in Snarky
Havanese Dog Vs. Owl Scarecrow

HOO HOO HOO Hello. Is this thing on? It has been a little while and I am squeezing in this post in the middle of the most chaotic 6 months of my life because I have to share. As most of you know, Teddy Brewski (my Havanese) and I live in Arizona. He is never without me on the other end of a leash outside. Who is walking whom, is debatable but that is beside the point. Anyway, there are so many wild animals in Phoenix and I have named them all in hopes that they will play nicely but… Continue Reading

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All American Pet Photo Day

By on July 12, 2019 in Snarky

#AllAmericanPetPhotoDay I had to share this adorable image of my pupper Teddy Brewski on this here blog because it is too cute! Plus, he is first team all American in my book every single day. Thank you to 12 News in Arizona for recognizing patriotic pups like mine and sharing this image on the @12NewsAZ social media channels. Follow him… Continue Reading

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Life Isn’t Always A Beach

By on July 10, 2019 in Snarky

1. Don’t judge someone’s life by what you see online – it is just a sizzle real 2. Don’t DM me if you want a response in near future or ever. Text me. 3. If you disappear or I cut you out- don’t try to come back. I don’t do reunion tours 4. If you reach out to me, begin with common courtesy aka manners like… “how are you” before asking me for something and if I have to tell you this the answer is always “no” !!!! 5. Think before you speak, act or react. Please. Actually just THINK… Continue Reading

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#SephoraSquad: Beauty Influencer For Sephora Love Needed

By on March 4, 2019 in Goodies

Happy Monday beautiful people. I am sitting down this sunny morning to tackle 2000 emails in my Inbox but wanted to take a moment to ask you for a minute of your time. I was invited to be a part of the brand new influencer #SephoraSquad for Sephora via Fohr.co and I need YOUR help!! I use products from Sephora every single day! From intense workout days without makeup to a night rocking out at a concert loud and proud with high hair and a lot of eye makeup! Remember, the higher the hair the closer your seats are to… Continue Reading

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FabFitFun Describes Me To A Tee: Proud To Be A #FabFitFunPartner

By on January 22, 2019 in Goodies

FabFitFun describes me to a tee (heehee) and proud to be a #fabfitfunpartner !!! The FabFitFun box is an amazing value! Each box is filled with FULL size products from only the best brands. They are having the biggest sale ever right now with 40% off your first box by using my code “MB”. FabFitFun always brings you the latest and greatest in FULL-size beauty, fashion, fitness, and lifestyle goodies valued at well over $200! Seriously! No little bottles and mini items ever. Check out the Winter Editor’s Box they sent me, which supports the Kindness Factory encouraging acts of… Continue Reading

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University of Arizona: New Media In The Classroom

By on January 7, 2019 in Goodies, Snarky

Happy 2019! Can you believe it is 2019? I can’t. My 2018 calendar was filled with so many exciting events and opportunities. Can’t wait to see what is in store this year for MelanysGuydlines. One event that I had the pleasure of organizing and speaking at was held at the beautiful Mountain Shadows Resort in Paradise Valley, Arizona. We wanted to rally the University of Arizona alumni living in the Phoenix area and showcase what is new in education at the UofA! There is a lot going on and we wanted the opportunity to share and get more alumni excited… Continue Reading

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New Years Resolutions Are Lame: Snarky Guydlines Are Forever 2019

By on December 31, 2018 in Relationships, Snarky

As I sit here on the eve of 2019, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? This year is no different.  It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2019 because it has to be better than 2018 and hope that I don’t repeat mistakes of the past. Like I always say,… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays & Pawlidays 2018

By on December 25, 2018 in Snarky

Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health!! Be good to one another! PLEASE 🙂 Here is a throwback of the Teddy Brewski because it is just too darn cute not to repost and who doesn’t like a dog in a Santa Hat? I know I do! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2019. SNARK ON and ROCK ON! May the snark be with you – ALWAYS! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Hanukkah Gift Ideas 2018 – Hall Of Frames

By on December 3, 2018 in Goodies
Hanukkah gift ideas from Hall of Frames

Wishing all of my family and friends a happy and healthy Hanukkah! Check out this super cute video I did with Hall of Frames featuring Teddy Brewski of 8 great gift ideas for Hanukkah 2018. We helped start night one off with a Woof 🐶 🙂 What do you think?   View this post on Instagram   Wishing all of my family and friends a happy and healthy Hanukkah! Check out this video I did with @hall_of_frames featuring @sirteddybrewski for 8 great gift ideas -we helped start night one off with a Woof 🐶 🙂 Thank you to @007skogan for… Continue Reading

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I Am Most Thankful For…..REMIX Thanksgiving 2018

By on November 22, 2018 in Snarky

Happy Thanksgiving! This post is a classic remix from when I first started this blog in 2012! It gave me a LOL! Feel free to add to it in the comments. I am THANKFUL for: Being raised by the 2 most amazing people who have been supportive through all my 9 lives and taught me never to be scared of my own shadow. Being blessed to have had a sister that I shared everything with and knowing that she is watching over me every day. Having the strength to kick ass literally and figuratively. Puppies. All of them, especially Teddy… Continue Reading

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