BTW….. It’s Valentine. Not Valentime. There is no such time. SNARK ON! Happy Valentine’s Day from 🙋 and my main 🐶 Teddy Brewski aka the cutest puppy then and now. Be good to… Continue Reading
What Time Is It? It’s Valentine’s Day 2018
My Date For The Phoenix Open 2018: Arnold Palmer Spiked #ApWellPlayed
If you follow me on social media, which you should, you all know I went to the craziest golf tournament on the planet last week. I went three times (Greenskeepers, 16th hole skybox and 17th hole members) and my feet are still paying me back for wearing wedges. The Waste Management Phoenix Open is more about the fashion and the partying than it is about golf. I do love my golf but this is the first time after attending the par-tee in the past 5 years that I have understood anything about golf! I still have not learned my lesson… Continue Reading
The Higher The Hair, The Closer You Are To The Stage
I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoenix Open Golf Tournament – 3 Times Flo Rida (wearing my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur) Attending UofA vs. ASU Basketball Game (BEAR DOWN) San Francisco Giants Spring Training Games – 3 Times Parents in town Hosting A University of Arizona Advisory Board Meeting Traveling To Las Vegas for the Pac 12 Tournament (BEAR DOWN) Plus, trying to decide what to wear to… Continue Reading
Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass
We all have a lot of pictures on our phones, right? Well, some of us more than others. My last count of images on my phone is over 48,000 pictures (mostly of my dog, Teddy Brewski and terrible selfies I forget to delete) but who is counting? Last month, I was going through pictures from my vacation with my parents where we visited the Wynwood Walls in Miami. The Wynwood Walls is one of the most hashtagged places in the world featuring an outdoor destination with larger than life, ever changing, colorful street murals by artists from around the globe…. Continue Reading
Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us
I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath products. It makes me laugh because it was a few years back (which is a long time in the blogger/social media influencer world time) and it happens. It happens to the best of us. Raises hand and smiling from ear to ear while typing on keyboard (with super friendly fresh breath, of course). I present you with a blooper. A blogger blooper…. Continue Reading
Win $1500 Apple Pack: iPhoneX, Apple Watch 3, Puppies Make Me Happy Gift Card
Happy New Year! Did you have a wonderful holiday and ring in 2018 like a champ? I hope you did! I know this is going to be the best year yet. I did not kiss a prince but I am collecting an impressive group of frogs or toads…..is there really a difference at this point? Oh well! To 2018 bringing me my perfect match. (If you know anyone normal….you know where to find me). However, I couldn’t help but notice a perfect pair when watching that ball drop in Times Square on New Years Eve. Did you see them? They… Continue Reading
New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever
As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading
Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends
Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**
My Single Holiday Jingle
Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL FanStyle, Cardinals gear! Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Does anyone know the person in charge of the the tree wishes and jingle requests? Does anyone know the person… Continue Reading
Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms
Last week I attended a holiday party and a girl stopped me as I was washing my hands after using the facilities. She asked if I could take a photo of her in the bathroom. We were at the W Hotel in Scottsdale with a plethora of places to capture her impromptu photo shoot in her dress or shirt (wasn’t quite sure which one) but sure the bathroom works. Why not? So, I took more than a few pictures of her like a seasoned blogger does, holding the phone above my eyes with the mandatory downward angle ensuring maximum flattering… Continue Reading
Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski
Happy after Thanksgiving week! WOW! It has been insane over here! What about for you? I wanted to post this video last week but life happened. You might have seen it on social media but if not, here it is. I luckily have the rights to the cutest video on the Internet right now (IMO). Are you ready for a daily dose of cuteness with my main man Teddy Brewski? Here you go! I am totally calling this video “Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski” and we want you to enjoy it as much as we… Continue Reading
Serving Gratitude And Attitude With A Side Of Snark For Thanksgiving
Serving gratitude and attitude and a side of snark for Thanksgiving 2017! I don’t know how it is already the holidays but it is and there is very little time for me to sit down and write snarky posts. I miss being able to sit down and just letting the snark flow through my fingers tips. But, I keep telling myself I see a clearing at the end of this tunnel of non-stop obligations, appointments and never ending to-do lists! I hope. So, today I thought I would throw it back to one of my first Thankful lists that is… Continue Reading