Trouble in Online dating part 2,233,557 – Drunk texting at 2AM

These things only happen to me right? Where do I get rid of my crazy magnet? Online dating is not fun or snarky – again! It sucks. Here is another reason (as if I needed another one).

Let me set this up for you –

A week ago, I log on to mydatenightmares.com to a really nice email from an equally as nice looking young man (holy shit it is a miracle, right?) So, I do not delay and send my number when he asks for it! And wait….

1. Nice pics – (no come hither poses on beds or strange pics with animals)  – CHECK
2. Has a job –CHECK
3. Creative (well, he wrote an original email = which will just count as creative at this point. I mean come on? You have seen what I receive in that inbox. Will give it to him.) -CHECK
4. Speaks English – (as far as I can tell) – CHECK
5. Likes dogs  – CHECK

It’s a match! Right? Nope. Why?

Well, because I kept waiting and waiting and never heard from the guy so I figured he just put my number in the jar where all numbers go to die! That would have been better than what really happened which was receiving a text from this (so-called) suitable bachelor at 2:00AM on Saturday night.

Melanys Guydlines #49 – Remember which website you are using when contacting women for the first time. Don’t get your escorts mixed up with your Match.com matches.

Bonus:  This is just a good rule of thumb men –

Melanys Guydlines #50 – When calling a potential match for the first time do not ever start the conversation with “Yo”  – try using something more refined like “Hello” or something like that.

**Stay snarky my friends!**