Trouble in Online dating part 2,233,557 – Drunk texting at 2AM

These things only happen to me right? Where do I get rid of my crazy magnet? Online dating is not fun or snarky – again! It sucks. Here is another reason (as if I needed another one).

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Let me set this up for you –

A week ago, I log on to to a really nice email from an equally as nice looking young man (holy shit it is a miracle, right?) So, I do not delay and send my number when he asks for it! And wait….

1. Nice pics – (no come hither poses on beds or strange pics with animals)  – CHECK
2. Has a job –CHECK
3. Creative (well, he wrote an original email = which will just count as creative at this point. I mean come on? You have seen what I receive in that inbox. Will give it to him.) -CHECK
4. Speaks English – (as far as I can tell) – CHECK
5. Likes dogs  – CHECK

It’s a match! Right? Nope. Why?

Well, because I kept waiting and waiting and never heard from the guy so I figured he just put my number in the jar where all numbers go to die! That would have been better than what really happened which was receiving a text from this (so-called) suitable bachelor at 2:00AM on Saturday night.

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online dating drunk texts problems

Melanys Guydlines #49 – Remember which website you are using when contacting women for the first time. Don’t get your escorts mixed up with your matches.

Bonus:  This is just a good rule of thumb men –

Melanys Guydlines #50 – When calling a potential match for the first time do not ever start the conversation with “Yo”  – try using something more refined like “Hello” or something like that.

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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8 Responses to Trouble in Online dating part 2,233,557 – Drunk texting at 2AM

  1. Ms. Cheevious June 30, 2013 at 9:20 pm #

    OMFG… What the? Who the? Why the? …. NEXT… ROFL!!! Lady you get too many of these!!!! LOL!

    • Melany June 30, 2013 at 9:22 pm #

      Right? Seriously! UNCLE UNCLE!!!!

  2. Esther June 30, 2013 at 10:08 pm #

    Too funny.

    • Melany July 1, 2013 at 7:14 am #

      sad too?

  3. mo July 1, 2013 at 10:35 am #

    I don’t know; I kind of like “Yo” to kick off a conversation. Shows that you’ll have a casual conversation.. with a dork.

    • Melany July 1, 2013 at 12:49 pm #

      HA! …with a dork!

  4. Erin July 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm #

    OMG!!!! How do men or shall I say boys think that this kind of behavior is anywhere near remotely okay?!?!?!?!?

    • Melany July 1, 2013 at 3:36 pm #

      I dont know? Can someone please tell me!!!

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