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Working Relationships in Hollywood: Top 12 things I LOL’d on the Boulevard

Each day, I am privileged to witness very strange relationships in Hollywood– oh LA, LA, land! Reviewing this list it is no wonder why I have so many online dating stories and remain single in the land of the stars. I am always surprised or maybe humorously entertained watching the people up and down the Boulevard. With these kinds of observations wouldn’t you want to live here? Or at least stay for a while? Promise you will never be bored and probably remain single as well. Let’s take a look at the top 12 snarky, funny things I was lucky enough to witness on Hollywood Boulevard last week.

1. A little girl sitting on the KISS star on the walk of fame to take a picture. Do those parents know what is on Hollywood Blvd? They are probably better off not knowing and not reproducing ever again.

People doing weird things on hollywood blvd

SICK – do you know what people do on those stars?

2. A Japanese couple getting super excited over a specific star on the walk. Which one you ask? Kevin Kline of course. Who?

3. Another couple getting even more excited about Nathan Lane! Birdcage anyone?

Oh My!

Oh My!

4. Pee pee pad for a dog in an office with 6 people who I am sure do not all share custody of that little white dog. That’s a nice neighbor. I heard of cat pee but come on! Dogs go outside!

5. An employee with a little white dog telling me about an elaborate shirt he made for his pup out of old yoga pants to offer the pup some security. Puppy looked secure in his dress but not snarky. Good job! We are probably not a match.

6. A man seeing me pull up to the stop light at Hollywood and La Brea suddenly stop and take out a few cardboard signs and finally choosing the one that said “smile it will make you feel better” and showing it to me. Again, not a match.

7. A toddler walking a 125 pound pit bull. Not one adult around him thought this was a problem. They should not reproduce again either.

Little boy walking huge dog on hollywood blvd

8. Smelling a strong odor of marijuana coming out of the handicap stall of the work bathroom. They should probably check the security tapes for that.

9. Spiked, yellow fluorescent heels that I once saw on Lady Ga Ga on an office desk. I am sure they were a new type of bookend.

10. A man walking a yellow, albino python LIGHTLY wrapped around his neck (only reason I am sure of the type of snake is because my college freshman year boyfriend had the same kind).

11. Man driving a plumbers work truck rocking out to Journey at the top of his lungs. Well, it is good singing music (and the SF Giants theme song!)

12. Young, good looking man walking up to me (in Christian Dior heels) and ask if I was working. NO – NOT A MATCH.

Yep –

Melanys Guydline #51 -If you take pics on Hollywood Blvd be sure to bring sanitary bathroom seat covers. You never know what you will bring home with you.

**Stay snarky my friends!**

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10 Responses to Working Relationships in Hollywood: Top 12 things I LOL’d on the Boulevard

  1. Eli@coachdaddy July 9, 2013 at 7:36 am #

    I think the dude in Christian Dior heels wanted to take you back to the Nathan Lane star.

    Just a guess.

    • Melany July 9, 2013 at 9:26 am #

      hahaha! I was wearing the heels -but if it was the way you described and he was wearing the heels than yes! HA!~

  2. Erin July 9, 2013 at 7:48 am #

    So so so so true! The Blvd is one disgusting giant pool of germ-y grossness, yet it never disappoints on an entertainment level!

    • Melany July 9, 2013 at 9:26 am #

      Right? Best.entertainment.ever.for.free

  3. Libby July 9, 2013 at 8:36 am #

    LOL! You can’t forget the time we saw Elmo with a rolling suitcase, Marilyn Monroe’s resurrection from the grave (and she doesn’t look good) and of course the time we walked into a nice restaurant and saw Captain Jack Sparrow at the bar.

    • Melany July 9, 2013 at 9:25 am #

      I will never forget those! Probably will have to make the “best of” post!

  4. Irene July 18, 2013 at 9:34 am #

    The KISS star and the pit bull stories … talk about the wrong people reproducing!

    • Melany July 19, 2013 at 9:06 pm #

      Right? You should have to apply for a license to reproduce!

  5. Esther B July 8, 2016 at 9:00 pm #

    And you escaped all the madness at the right time. Good for you and so true all of it

    • Melany July 13, 2016 at 7:52 pm #

      YES I DID! Makes a great post or 5. LOL

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