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Melany Berger is a “no-holds-barred” blogger and social media influencer. She is the creator of MelanysGuydlines, which is a lifestyle blog with a snarky twist. She will tell you that snarky is witty but younger and better looking and says what most are thinking but do not say themselves. Think Chelsea Handler with a splash of Perez Hilton. MelanysGuydlines won the Best Dating and Relationship Blog of 2014 and the Shorty Awards Vox Populi 2015 for the most fan nominations in the blogger category.In addition to writing about relationships, Melany has proven herself as a trusted brand ambassador and social media influencer. She loves to give back to her readers through partnering with brands and offering exclusive opportunities. She works with top tier brands ranging from Microsoft, Lenovo, Murad, Zazzle, Cox Communication, Bud Light Lime, American Express, Disney, Overstock, USA Networks, the NFL and many more.When Melany is not blogging or representing brands, she can be found engaging with her followers online. She has amassed a large and loyal following of 100,000+ on her social media channels. A professional in the music industry, Melany has worked for major entertainment giants such as MTV, Irving Azoff and William Morris. Knowing the business inside and out, Melany has no shortage of hysterically epic and true tales of what it’s like to be a rock-star or at least party like one! She is an Advisory Board member at the University of Arizona for the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences and enjoys lecturing and teaching students about the future of social media and how they can turn social media influence into a profession. She is an active member on the Student Engagement and Marketing Committees for the Advisory Board as well as a recurring guest lecturer for eSociety at the University of Arizona.Melany’s family created two scholarships in her sister’s name at the University of Arizona after her passing in 2010. The two scholarships are awarded to a male and female student and part of the most prestigious at the University. The Brenna Ilana Berger Memorial Scholarship covers in-state tuition, room and board, and books. It honors her sister’s memory as an At-Risk School Counselor in Los Angeles by enabling students who have faced significant obstacles in the pursuit of their college education. Her family is very active in keeping close contact with the scholarship recipients.

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Reflect, Respect And #RIPChrisCornell: From A Friend and Fan Who Bleeds Rock N’ Roll

Reflect, Respect And #RIPChrisCornell

I wrote this Facebook post after learning of Chris Cornell’s untimely passing this week. It received a lot of feedback and comments so I thought I should share it here as well. Read it. Do it. Reflect. Respect. “Do I miss LA and working in the music business? I am asked this ALL the time. That city and the business has taken so much from me and so many I have known and loved along the way. In just the past few years, Glenn Frey, Scott Weiland and now Chris Cornell have all passed and I am proud to say… Continue Reading

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Happy Mother’s Day full of KISSEZZ

Happy Mothers Day

  Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the number one mom in the entire world – mine! Since, I can’t be in San Francisco to celebrate the most wonderful mother in the world for Mother’s Day I will start sharing right now! Though, I do not need wait for Mother’s Day to celebrate my mother since I try my best to celebrate her every single day because she is THAT special. Love you more than words and want to wish you a very happy and healthy Mother’s Day!!! Thank you does not say it enough for being my best friend,… Continue Reading

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Fashion: No Mo Boho

Fashion: No Mo' Boho

Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion statement. 2. Boho is a no go on most. Word to most – you look like a couch. 3. I left my heart in SF a while ago but pretty sure it wasn’t the 60s. Please! I am so over this look and it is completely contradictory to my ROCKER music taste too btw. So, bring back glamour! I am not sure I would wear my derby day… Continue Reading

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Life Happens

Happy Monday! Just wanted to send a little note here that I did not forget about you but life happens and Teddy Brewski and I have been very busy! He is enjoying his new found fame on social media and his social media posts are exhausting on his paws so I have been helping him type. Make sure you are following him on IG and Twitter @sirteddybrewski. Me: Gone Golfing! Make it a fantastic Monday and a week full of puppy kisses! Stay tuned and snark on.     **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Paws Up, Tail Wagging: Nature’s Recipe Now Available At Walmart

*This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Nature’s Recipe®. The opinions and text are all mine. **I was recently asked by Nature’s Recipe to create some unique tips for using a product and I wanted to share with you. I watch what I eat so of course I only feed Teddy Brewski healthy, beneficial food that keeps him in great shape. He is my best friend and by far the most loyal companion, so his health is important to me so that we can share many years of running around, playing and making snarky barky videos… Continue Reading

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Win $1250 Kristals Cosmetics: Pearl Extra Firming Neck And Chest Kit

Win $1250 Kristals Cosmetics: Pearl Extra Firming Neck And Chest Kit

Happy Spring days remind me that summer is nearly upon us! I can’t believe how fast this year has flown by. Can you? But, you know what warmer weather means? It means it is time to amp up that gym routine, step away from the cupcakes and get your skin looking beautiful because a lot less clothing is in all of our futures (and hopefully a beach with a nice looking young man serving me a Mai Tai or 3 with a little umbrella in it). Yes. Putting away those coats and turtlenecks means less places to hide trouble areas… Continue Reading

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Just In Time For March Madness: Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office

Just In Time For March Madness: Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office

It is my favorite time of year! The weather is amazing (maybe a little toastier than usual in Arizona reaching 95 and 96 degrees the past few days), Spring Training Baseball in the Valley of the Sun (Go Giants) and March Madness College Basketball all over the country. Plus, I just returned from watching my University of Arizona Wildcats win the PAC 12 tournament in Las Vegas and we are already well into the March Madness tournament playing in the Sweet Sixteen tomorrow. Woohoo! Go CATS! BEARDOWN. March 1 is the day that I was interviewed by the Arizona Alumni… Continue Reading

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I Met Wilbur The Porcupine At Out Of Africa Wildlife Park

I Met Wilbur The Porcupine At Out Of Africa Wildlife Park

I am going to cheer on my Arizona Wildcats for the Pac 12 basketball tournament but before I go I  wanted to share the cutest video of another Wilbur I met while at the Out Of Africa Wildlife Park in Camp Verde, Arizona a week ago. Meet Wilbur the porcupine. He is adorable and an Internet sensation with over 10 million views and counting! You might have seen him eating a banana? Or maybe this video of us on the Out of Africa Wildlife Park Facebook page that has nearly 10k views? Thank you for sharing!! If you missed it,… Continue Reading

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Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11AM PST Live on YouTube

Join Me On Cats In The Corner Office Tomorrow, March 1 @11 PST Live on YouTube

Here is a friendly reminder that tomorrow is the day I will be on the University of Arizona’s Cats In The Corner Office web series. Set a reminder to join me live on YouTube where you can submit questions in real time during the show. Looking forward to hearing from all of you. I am an open book! DETAILS: Wednesday, March 1, 2017, 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm Los Angeles 11 a.m.  |  Tucson 12 p.m.  |  Chicago 1 p.m.  | New York 2 p.m\! DIRECT LINK ON YOUTUBE Past guests include some very impressive Cats including Golden State Warrior… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office March 1: University of Arizona Alumni

Melany Berger On Cats In The Corner Office March 1: University of Arizona Alumni

I’m honored and excited to share that I am the next guest for the Cats In The Corner Office show streamed live on YouTube and presented by the University of Arizona Alumni association. Past guests include some very impressive Cats including Golden State Warrior coach Steve Kerr and the “World’s Most Inspirational Marketing and Motivational speaker” Jay Baer. I have some very big shoes to fill but am confident that this show will be full of insight that you will not want to miss! “Cats in the Corner Office is the University of Arizona Alumni Association’s award-winning online speaker series… Continue Reading

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Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

Got Dressed Up For The Occasion: Adore Cosmetics Gold Magnetic Face Mask Video

You know I love doing videos and I have not done a snarky one in a while. Plus, it was raining this weekend and I thought I should put on my Gold Magnetic Face Mask from Adore Cosmetics and make a video. What else does one do in the rain? I didn’t want to just make a boring video applying the mask. I put some sparkely snark into it! You know? It is hard to look cute with a face mask on…. so I did my best! This video is funny.  It made me lol. Plus, I have received so… Continue Reading

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Blogger And Social Media Influencer: How to Work With Brands You Love #MediaChat Answers

Being a Blogger/Social Media Influencer: How to Work With Brands You Love #MediaChat Answers

Wow, my #Mediachat guest spot last week with Aaron Kilby was a huge success! Thank you to everyone who attended and contributed. The numbers were insane and we even had an entire class from University of Florida there. I was the guest of honor and did not even know it! They were hungry Gators! I won’t hold it against them even though I am a proud Wildcat For Life! BEARDOWN Since there were so many tweets (thank you) I thought I would share the questions and tweet-able answers I prepared for the chat just in case you missed them. There… Continue Reading

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