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Melany

Melany Berger is a “no-holds-barred” blogger and social media influencer. She is the creator of MelanysGuydlines, which is a lifestyle blog with a snarky twist. She will tell you that snarky is witty but younger and better looking and says what most are thinking but do not say themselves. Think Chelsea Handler with a splash of Perez Hilton. MelanysGuydlines won the Best Dating and Relationship Blog of 2014 and the Shorty Awards Vox Populi 2015 for the most fan nominations in the blogger category.In addition to writing about relationships, Melany has proven herself as a trusted brand ambassador and social media influencer. She loves to give back to her readers through partnering with brands and offering exclusive opportunities. She works with top tier brands ranging from Microsoft, Lenovo, Murad, Zazzle, Cox Communication, Bud Light Lime, American Express, Disney, Overstock, USA Networks, the NFL and many more.When Melany is not blogging or representing brands, she can be found engaging with her followers online. She has amassed a large and loyal following of 100,000+ on her social media channels. A professional in the music industry, Melany has worked for major entertainment giants such as MTV, Irving Azoff and William Morris. Knowing the business inside and out, Melany has no shortage of hysterically epic and true tales of what it’s like to be a rock-star or at least party like one! She is an Advisory Board member at the University of Arizona for the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences and enjoys lecturing and teaching students about the future of social media and how they can turn social media influence into a profession. She is an active member on the Student Engagement and Marketing Committees for the Advisory Board as well as a recurring guest lecturer for eSociety at the University of Arizona.Melany’s family created two scholarships in her sister’s name at the University of Arizona after her passing in 2010. The two scholarships are awarded to a male and female student and part of the most prestigious at the University. The Brenna Ilana Berger Memorial Scholarship covers in-state tuition, room and board, and books. It honors her sister’s memory as an At-Risk School Counselor in Los Angeles by enabling students who have faced significant obstacles in the pursuit of their college education. Her family is very active in keeping close contact with the scholarship recipients.

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Z Living’s #FindingFido Helps Dogs In Need And Awards Grants To Animal Shelters

Finding Fido

I love my job but what I love even more is giving back to organizations that do amazing, selfless work in this world. Being a social media influencer gives me a mouthpiece that reaches people and brands on many levels. Currently, I joined the Z Living Entertainment social media campaign promoting their new T.V. shows. One show on Z Living is called Finding Fido and about giving dogs a chance in finding a forever home. Working this campaign gave me the opportunity to nominate an outstanding animal shelter for a grant. I nominated Wonder Dog Rescue in San Francisco which… Continue Reading

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My Resolutions: Guyd For 2017

Take time to stop and smell the roses.

This year I am going to try a few new things. I am going to stick with these promises to myself because that is what resolutions are – aren’t they? I better or I am going to be really upset with myself. Plus, I will have no one to blame but me. 1. Make appointments in my calendar for “ME” time. Seriously. I have two “meetings” a week labeled in my calendar as “Zumba” and at least one titled “Golf Lesson”. I work hard and these “meetings” help with my sanity. The only way I can consistently attend them is… Continue Reading

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Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

Happy New Year: Jump Into 2017

Happy and healthy new year to all of my family and friends near and far! KISSEZZ from Teddy Brewski and his assistant….me, of course! Let’s jump into 2017 and make this a better year than the last. (PLEASE) Be nice to one another. Be safe.  Be snarky. Be barky. Be happy.  Be healthy. Be prosperous. Be thankful. I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU! Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Thank you to all that support and for those that don’t……you know what I think about that. Click… Continue Reading

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Keeping This New Year Resolution to Stay Smoke-Free

Keeping This New Year Resolution: a.k.a. Quit Season Time

Here we are again. I can’t believe how fast this year has flown by! Things are great. I am single again but happy! I am healthy; have a fantastic group of girlfriends (me? YES), the most amazing parents, and a celeb dog; I’m making changes in this world one day at a time; and I have a brand new home! It is almost the New Year and a time to continue to make good changes, reset my battery and shed unwanted people, things, and bad habits from my life. I try not to wait until the New Year to rid… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays And Pawlidays From MelanysGuydlines And Teddy Brewski

Happy Holidays From MelanysGuydlines

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany! We hope everyone enjoys the snarky content and more provided on the blog and OUR social media sites. REMEMBER: Slow down. Watch your driving. Know they are not giving things away for free at the stores (last time I checked). Smile. Remember why we celebrate these holidays in the first place. K? Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Enjoy your family and friends this holiday season and be nice to one another. Click To Tweet… Continue Reading

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Amazon Prime Photos New Features: Enter To Win $500 Gift Card Sweepstakes Provided by Amazon.com

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Excited to share this post with you about Amazon Prime Photos new features because I use Amazon Prime every, single day! Seriously, proud Amazon Prime member right here (raises hand and jumps up and down). It’s the best but just got even better with the all new, Prime Photo experience with Family Vault! Now, Amazon Prime members can share their benefits of unlimited photo storage with family and friends at no additional cost. Prime Photos is free for Prime members and you can be sure that it is safe. Family members and friends can easily store and share their favorite… Continue Reading

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Win $1500 Deep Sea Cosmetics HEXALIN™ Kit: My Beauty Secret Revealed

Win $1500 Deep Sea Cosmetics HEXALIN™ Kit: My Beauty Secret Revealed

Mom knows best! Right? Well, mine ALWAYS does. (Trust me! I have learned this the hard way especially with picking boyfriends. HA!) When it comes to cosmetics it is no different. She hit the nail on the head by suggesting Deep Sea Cosmetic. My mother suggested their products after discovering and falling in love with them a year ago! Since that time, my entire family (including dad) uses the HEXALIN™ Expression Corrective Cream from Deep Sea Cosmetics. As you can tell from the title of this blog post, I am working with Deep Sea Cosmetics right now and they were… Continue Reading

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Join Me For Golf And Freebies From Jofit Apparel Dec. 8, 2016 In Tempe, AZ

Join Me For Golf And Freebies From Jofit Apparel Dec. 8, 2016 In Tempe, AZ

Tempe, Arizona! Where are my ladies that golf and would like to be my guest at a super fun event with my favorite women’s athletic clothing line called Jofit Apparel? Their tag line describes them to a “tee” (couldn’t help myself – FORE). “Real Women. Real Bodies. Real Solutions” and I am a fan of all of their workout gear. #teamjofit all the way. All… Continue Reading

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Puppies Make Me Happy: I’m Wearing The Happiest Clothes On Earth

Seriously! I am wearing the happiest clothes on earth. Can you say puppies, the softest fabric ever, and giving back to pups of all breeds? Let me introduce you to Puppies Make Me Happy because they are truly the happiest clothes on earth and I love them. This is not a sponsored post, this is a post because this brands rocks. I was introduced to the clothing company at Teddy Brewski’s salon in Scottsdale, Arizona called Oh My Dog! Boutique and bought a rocker dog shirt that was a variation of “Howl At the Moon” puppy style. Bonus points if… Continue Reading

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What Would You Like To Print In 3D?

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A few weeks ago I attended the University of Arizona Wildcat Spirit Expo in Phoenix to celebrate the over 100 donors helping the Arizona NOW campaign reach it’s fundraising goals. It was an awesome event with alumni and future Wildcats. Congratulations to the University of Arizona! That is fantastic and thank you for the coolest 3D pic of yours truly! Check it out. Advancements in technology are amazing! Aren’t they? What would you like to print in 3D if you… Continue Reading

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Thank You Veterans This Veterans Day And Every, Single Day

Thank You Veterans Today And Every Single Day

THANK YOU VETERANS. Give thanks and respect to those who have served and continue to serve to honor, protect and fight for our freedom as Americans of the United States of America! The greatest country in the world. Thank you…. Continue Reading

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All That Glitters Is Gold: Euphorie Cosmetics 24 K Anti Aging Kit Unboxing

All That Glitters Is Gold: Euphorie Cosmetics 24 Karat Anti Aging Kit Unboxing

You need this! You know how much I love gold so why wouldn’t I put gold on my face if I could. Well I did! Thank you to Euphorie Cosmetics for sending over the “Remember Me? Anti Aging Reversal kit” to try. I even reviewed this awesome kit in a video on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. It rocks and you need it. Say “Hello” to the fountain of youth. It makes me look 21ish… Continue Reading

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