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Not All Followers Are Created Equal

#notallfollowersarecreatedequal

If you missed me last night…here is the Blab after few technical mishaps, dog barking, spelling errors, echoed sound, mother nature fighting me for bad lighting! Seriously. Can anyone recommend a small lighting kit that doesn’t suck or can you ask Mother Nature for a little more natural light for me please?! Thanks ‪#‎socialmediaproblems‬ Take 2. We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! We are all human and sometimes technology doesn’t play well with others and that was me last night! Click To Tweet Scroll to about the 19… Continue Reading

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Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Melany Berger On Blab Tonight: How To Work With Brands

Happy Monday! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. It has been a few months since my last Blab discussion and I am excited to be interviewed by Shon Hyneman from Kairos Social about one of my favorite topics: How to work with brands. Tonight is the night where I will finally catch up with Shon Hyneman on Blab. What are my secrets…well, maybe not all of them! Join me tonight talking Working With Brands on @KairosSocial Blab. What are my secrets…well, maybe not all of them! Click To Tweet Join us tonight, Monday 3/28/16 @ 6:30PM/PST – be there!!… Continue Reading

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Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peeves

Social Media “No-No’s” and Pet Peaves

Let’s face it. The majority of us spend a lot of time online. I think I might spend more than the average person (and Teddy Brewski more than the average puppy) on some form of electronic device. To be fair, it is my job and there are many things I love about being fully online and engaged with people from all over the world on my computer or phone. However there are some “no-no’s” that people do online that drive me up the wall. 1. Being a flat out nasty, hater or troll. We are very lucky to enjoy our… Continue Reading

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MG Runs On Dunkin’ Donuts: Pistachio Coffee & All Day Breakfast

MG Runs On Dunkin’ Donuts: Pistachio Coffee & All Day Breakfast

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Dunkin’ Donuts through Blog Meets Brand. All snarky thoughts are my own. Happy Spring! I love this time of year because there is so much going on and a lot of things to do! The only problem I have right now is that I have less energy trying to be everywhere and do everything on time. It seems like I have an event every single day and I don’t want to miss anything. So, I need coffee! Sometimes, I even need a cup twice a day. Seriously. Like today,… Continue Reading

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We Are Better Than This

Violent protesting is not OK. Freedom of speech is OK. Come on America. Be better than th

I don’t cover politics on my blog or on my social media channels. MelanysGuydlines was created as a cathartic outlet for snarky jokes and laughter. Don’t we have enough to deal with on a daily basis? MG should be a place to come and escape issues we face in our daily lives. But, today I wanted to share something on the blog because it should be shared here too. First, I tweeted this. Second, I shared on Facebook and some moron replied to the post with such a rude comment that I won’t repeat it here. What I said in… Continue Reading

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Must Have Hysterical App – MSQRD

This is not a sponsored post. I am not getting paid to write this. But, let me tell you that my new favorite app has to be MSQRD. It stands for masquerade because you can change your face with different masks and 3D camera tricks to become all different types of people, animals, characters and more. It is so funny that I am still laughing at the videos I recorded a few days ago. Hysterical and provides hours of entertainment for the whole family. This was my first try using the app..LOLOL My new favorite app has to be #MSQRD… Continue Reading

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16 Guydlines To Overcoming Being A Workaholic

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I have been working on being on not being a workaholic. How am I doing, you ask? Well, I have been making time for myself! The first part of this process started by getting my ass back in the gym. I can’t tell you how good I feel now that I have been moving around and active for the past month. In all fairness to me, I placed myself in my own prison a.k.a. a walking boot from an injury sustained while playing kickball. Yes, kickball. I’m a total ringer too but one bad step while running through the bag,… Continue Reading

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I know I’m A Workaholic. I’m Working On It.

A Workaholic. I’m Working On It.

Happy almost Valentines Day! I am doing something I never do this weekend and going out of town without my computer for almost two whole days. Don’t worry; I will have a ton to share with you as I am traveling to Sedona, Arizona for the first time. Sedona is supposed to be magical and I need that right now! My life has been insane and it is time for a little rest and relaxation. I don’t want to spoil the trip so I am trying not to look at pics online so that I can be surprised when I… Continue Reading

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Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

Win ZOOLANDER 2: Phoenix, AZ. VIP Screening Tickets & Prize Pack

I have something super fun for all of you #ridiculouslygoodlooking people in Phoenix, Arizona and the surrounding areas. You might have heard ZOOLANDER is coming out with a Part 2? Part 1 was hysterical and I know part 2 will not disappoint. So, as you guessed by the title of this post, I have something exclusive for local Phoenicians in Arizona. (Sorry everyone, I am only able to host this giveaway for Phoenix, Arizona unless you want to leave the snow for the desert but I promise I will have something snarky, cool for you soon! If you have friends… Continue Reading

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Beverly Hills Ain’t So 9021-OHHH!

Beverly Hills Ain't So 9021-oh

I am in Beverly Hills right now doing one of the most dreaded task a person has to do…..pack a house and move! So, while I am traveling my mom and I thought it would be fun to treat ourselves to a suite at the SLS Hotel. WRONG! This has been anything but relaxing and I would have been better off sleeping on the hardwood floor of my house with no bedding, no electricity, and curled up next to piles of cardboard boxes (which roaches love to breed in- BTW). This hotel charges a lot of money for us to… Continue Reading

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Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016.

Goodbye 2015. Hello 2016. Melanysguydlines

It is time to say goodbye to the past and hello to the future! Wishing you all the best for 2016! May it be better than 2015. Thank you to each and every one that supports my blog and my social media endeavors. It truly means the world. If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. Snarky!  If you don’t support, you know what I think about that and where you should go. #Snarky! Click To Tweet Remember to always take time and smell the roses. Be safe and be good to… Continue Reading

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