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Snarky Holiday Gift Guide 2015

Gift Guide 2015

Happy holidays! If you are like me you are still trying to find the “right” gift for your friends and family. This year I thought I would do things a little bit differently and highlight a few products that stood out for me in my never ending emails for holiday gift guide ideas! 1. Since, I am the snarky queen I had to put the Aunty Acid Books on this list. I received the Aunty Acid Office Manual a few months back and it is hysterical. If you don’t know Aunty Acid – you should! I share a lot of… Continue Reading

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Happy Hannukah

Happy Hannukah

Teddy Brewski and I would like to wish all of our friends celebrating a very happy and healthy Hannukah! “May the lights of Hannukah use a better world for mankind”  – Unknown Author       **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Happy Thanksgiving: Thank-full

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving! And…. Classic TBT avi image for you! And…if you missed it yesterday, I wrote a thank list for you snarky people. It ain’t your mommas thank list. Gettting back to my snarky roots and it feels so good. It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? It has been a wild… Continue Reading

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Smell The Roses Or The Turkey: Thank-full

ROSES Take time to smell them. No matter how fast life travels there is always time to find the beauty in each and every one of our lives.

It is about that time to stuff our faces with turkey and bust out of our pants but before you start stuffing your punim with pie let me thank each of you for being supportive of this snarky blog! If you don’t support, what is wrong with you? You know, it is never too late to fix stupid. So, do it. It has been a wild and crazy ride these past few years but I am thankful that I can do what I love and make money being the snarky betch you have all come to love or (not). So… Continue Reading

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Vizo & Waveborn Sunglasses Giveaway: 2 Winners, $200 Each Pair

Happy almost turkey day and hope you are getting ready for the holidays and planning some snarky celebrations with your friends and family. My inbox has been flooded with the best new products for the holiday season and I am excited to share a few of those with you by offering a super fun and stylish giveaway. ‘Tis the season for giving back and you know that I love hosting giveaways and today is no different. We are going to change it up a bit this time as I have partnered with 2 of the coolest brands to bring you… Continue Reading

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Why People Like Memes 5: Snarky Truths

6. Don’t believe everyone who says they are an expert. I can say I am a unicorn but I am not. I don’t have a horn.

I am due for another installment as to why people like memes. It has been a while and I have been collecting a few good “guydlines” for your snarky, reading pleasure. Sometimes there is a theme to the memes I create and sometime there isn’t but it is all based on something I am experiencing at the time. They usually start as Facebook posts or tweet and then develop into picture with pretty colors and interesting fonts. If that is what I have to do to relieve my snarkasm then that is what I am going to do! Make sure… Continue Reading

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Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA

Hollywood (Hollyweird): So Cliché, But This Is LA

I am in Los Angeles for the week and thought I would revisit a post that describes how living in Los Angeles is not like what you see on TV. There are some great parts about living in Southern California (including the weather and the shopping) but there are some other reasons that make it challenging to live and navigate this harsh environment (they could probably film an episode of Naked and Afraid in some parts of LA). So, while I am in Beverly Hills, I thought I would share one of my favorite snarky posts and see if you… Continue Reading

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Must Have Lotion For Fall: Vaseline Intensive Care Advanced Repair Spray

Must Have Lotion For Fall: Vaseline Intensive Care Advanced Repair Spray

Wow. That went fast. I blinked and summer is over. Sad face. I love the sun but the sun doesn’t love my skin that much. Since relocating part time to Arizona I have visited the dermatologist more than I would like but it makes me even more neurotic about caring for my skin! One of the reasons I moved to AZ is to take advantage of being outside as much as possible. Of course, this doesn’t apply when it is 115 degrees outside and hard to breathe while standing in the desert. Right now, we are having amazing weather and… Continue Reading

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Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay

Happy Almost #DressLikeASlutDay aka Halloween!

Happy October and you should all be preparing your costumes for Halloween by now. If you haven’t (like me) then you better get your ass in gear because it is coming up quickly. What I have done to prepare is cleanse myself with a 5 day cleanse. No, it was not easy but yes, totally worth it. I almost ate my own arm last night but was saved by a breakfast burrito to break the fast. I couldn’t take a pic because it didn’t last that long and I don’t typically take pics of food (I’ll leave that to all… Continue Reading

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My Guest Lecture At The University of Arizona On Social Media

My Guest Lecture At The University of Arizona On Social Media

Last week, I drove to the University of Arizona to speak to the College of Social and Behavioral Sciences Department students about Blogging, Social Media, and being a Social Media Influencer. The school offers several different options of Majors and Minors focusing on a variety of topics surrounding the innovation and technological advancements of computer technology including the ever-changing landscape of Social Media. I wish they had these options when I was in school. The students were a bit hesitant at first but opened up pretty quickly. The professor had them prepare questions prior to my arrival, which was a… Continue Reading

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Everyone’s Favorite Snack and Win $100 From Fiber One

Everyone’s Favorite Snack and Win $100 From Fiber One

Fiber One is literally everyone’s favorite snack. Just look at the comments I have received doing these posts! While working on the Fiber One campaign, I have had almost 1000 messages from people of all walks of life leaving reasons from A-Z as to why they eat these tasty treats. The cat is out of the bag that Fiber One rocks (but don’t let the cat steal all of them). Plus, I am so happy to be able to tantalize those (very) few people who have not had the opportunity to try them yet! I didn’t even realize what a… Continue Reading

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