I posted another video for your viewing pleasure. My educated guess is that more people like watching 3-4 minute clips of my animated self than reading 500-750 plus words of carefully, detailed, humorous stories. That’s Ok. I can be included in this majority sometimes so I won’t hold it against you. People always ask what my blog/vlog is about? It is humor people! Snarky humor!
While on my vacation (what a joke – have not had one day without and appointment since I have been here) I took advantage of an amazing dog training school opportunity for my beloved Teddy Brewski!
While he may look cuddly and cute – these are the things that lead him to be a bit of an asshole sometimes. He has everyone wrapped around his paw –including and mostly me! I am guilty. I don’t dress him in stupid clothes like Paris Hilton or push him in baby carriages (which is the most ridiculous invention ever, worse than the Chia Pet). Dogs want to walk people. Stop selling and using those stupid things!! Please. I beg you. So, I decided to enroll Mr. Brewksi in dog boot camp where he will learn to less of a holy terror. I was able to view him through a window yesterday but he did not make bail, as his behavior is not up to par yet to return home with me.
Mom always told me that if a guy were too good looking he would want to look at himself more than me. This is true. It is the same thing as Teddy Brewski knowing he is the best looking dog from Beverly Hills to Scottsdale and needs to be taken down a notch. If I could only enroll some potential dates and friends in the same boot camp – I would be set for life!
Really people? Are we 5 years old? At least tell me why you don’t want to be my friend anymore (but not like I really give a shit if the way you deal with your personal relationships is by ending them via social media, dummy). Good luck with that!
**Stay snarky my friends!**