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SUPERBOWL CONTEST= FREE STUFF $$$

By on January 24, 2013 in Goodies

Prize worth up to $100!!! I have wanted to give back to all my wonderful supporters for a while now. I am cooking up a great surprise for ALL of you in the next few weeks and actually want the prize myself. But, in the meantime we have a little wager going here at melanysguydlines.com and want to know which MG’s Avatar picture you like the best. If you could not tell, we are creative people and super passionate about a few things: Humor, music, and SPORTS! The contest is as follows: (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Super Bowl XLVII-Die Hards v. Bandwagon fans

By on January 22, 2013 in Fans, Snarky

Yeah! My 49ers are in the Super Bowl. I am very excited – but, for REAL. I was born and raised a San Francisco 49er fan and cheer them on win, lose, or draw. I have never been a fair-weather fan. Actually, I am not fond of bandwagon jumpers, period.  Sure, it sucked standing outside last year in a full body sized, clear, condom, doubling as a rain parka with ripped pockets allowing the pouring rain in and soaking (more…) **Stay snarky my friends!**

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Do you Twit or Tweet?

By on January 16, 2013 in Dummies, Snarky

I decided to take my own advice and “put on my big girl panties” and jump into the bloggers universe full force by attending the New Media Expo in Las Vegas. At first, I was a little hesitant to go to the convention, as I am fairly new to the blogosphere and thought that if the people were anything like the people in the music business they were not the friendliest in the world and there would not be much learning….just a lot of partying (which is Ok but I need to learn how to make some money with this… Continue Reading

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Texting is ruining my dating life

By on January 8, 2013 in Relationships

So here we are, the first official work week in January. I don’t know where everyone was after the first, but I started working last week. It seems like an eternity since New Years Eve, which I am stoked to report was an absolute blast.  I lost 12 hours of my life but I have great pictures to prove that my best friend and I had an amazing time (and so did the other guys, Teddy, cat, horse and rabbit in the pictures). Don’t ask! I have not had a dating story in a long time. Partly, because I have… Continue Reading

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