Depending how long you have been following my blog you may remember a little post called the Snark Tank! I need to do this segment because there are way too many funny items that are actually sold in stores that you might never get a chance to see. Today, I was sent a press release for one of those items. So, I am doing my civic duty with this post to present you with a must have ….for “dawgs” like my ex-boyfriend.
You may know someone that is deserving of this little gem and he may still be in your life. In that case, can I ask you why?
Presenting THE MAN BOWL. Yes, this is real and way too funny!
If you know a guy with a beast of an appetite – or indeed the manners of a beast! – this piece of could-be canine crockery makes the ideal tongue-in-cheek gift.
From a distance it looks just like a classic dog bowl, but get a little closer and you’ll see that this quirky ceramic dish is in fact emblazoned with the word ‘MAN’ rather than the word ‘DOG’! Okay, you might want to draw the line at placing it on the floor come mealtimes, but it makes the perfect receptacle for man-sized portions of pasta or rice, XL puddings and helpings of cereals that’ll set you up all day long.
I wouldn’t feed Teddy Brewski out of this bowl but you could bet your ass I would give the man I broke up with on Valentines Day a huge bowl of Sh*t out of this thing. Mange! Mange!
If you are unsure if your current boyfriend is worthy of such a fine piece of china, don’t worry at all, I am here to give you some guidance. Send me your concerns and I will try and give you the best guydlines to decide.
You are not alone but you can give him this to remind him every single day what a flea bag he really is.
**Stay snarky my friends!**