Funny Lifestyle & Relationship Blog With A Snarky Twist: MelanysGuydlines

Win A SpiffySquare: Your Photo Professionally Printed On Plexiglass

By Melany on January 15, 2018 in Goodies

We all have a lot of pictures on our phones, right? Well, some of us more than others. My last count of images on my phone is over 48,000 pictures (mostly of my dog, Teddy Brewski and terrible selfies I forget to delete) but who is counting? Last month, I was going through pictures from my vacation with my parents where we visited the Wynwood Walls in Miami. The Wynwood Walls is one of the most hashtagged places in the world featuring an outdoor destination with larger than life, ever changing, colorful street murals by artists from around the globe…. Continue Reading

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Blogger Blooper: Bloopsy, It Happens To The Best of Us

By Melany on January 12, 2018 in Snarky

Blogger Blooper Outtake: It Happens To The Best of Us

I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath products. It makes me laugh because it was a few years back (which is a long time in the blogger/social media influencer world time) and it happens. It happens to the best of us. Raises hand and smiling from ear to ear while typing on keyboard (with super friendly fresh breath, of course). I present you with a blooper. A blogger blooper…. Continue Reading

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Win $1500 Apple Pack: iPhoneX, Apple Watch 3, Puppies Make Me Happy Gift Card

By Melany on January 9, 2018 in Goodies

Happy New Year! Did you have a wonderful holiday and ring in 2018 like a champ? I hope you did! I know this is going to be the best year yet. I did not kiss a prince but I am collecting an impressive group of frogs or toads…..is there really a difference at this point? Oh well! To 2018 bringing me my perfect match. (If you know anyone normal….you know where to find me). However, I couldn’t help but notice a perfect pair when watching that ball drop in Times Square on New Years Eve. Did you see them? They… Continue Reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Lame: Guydlines Are Forever

By Melany on December 31, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky

As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to say in the past. I told you many times I am smarter than I look. Right? It is time for us to ring in another year and I am very excited and optimistic for 2018 (it may just be because I am cleansing and a little light headed but whatever). First, I want to say thank you for giving me the opportunity… Continue Reading

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Happy Holidays and Pawlidays Snarky Friends

By Melany on December 23, 2017 in Goodies, Snarky

Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health (and cookies if that is your preference)! Thank you for following both of us and cheers to an even better 2018. We are hoping to have more time to create snarky content this year and continue putting a smile on all of your lovely faces. Be good to one another! SNARK ON and ROCK ON! **Stay snarky my friends!**

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My Single Holiday Jingle

By Melany on December 22, 2017 in Snarky

Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL FanStyle, Cardinals gear! Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Does anyone know the person in charge of the the tree wishes and jingle requests? Does anyone know the person… Continue Reading

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Look Both Ways Before Taking Selfies In Bathrooms

By Melany on December 19, 2017 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

Last week I attended a holiday party and a girl stopped me as I was washing my hands after using the facilities. She asked if I could take a photo of her in the bathroom. We were at the W Hotel in Scottsdale with a plethora of places to capture her impromptu photo shoot in her dress or shirt (wasn’t quite sure which one) but sure the bathroom works. Why not? So, I took more than a few pictures of her like a seasoned blogger does, holding the phone above my eyes with the mandatory downward angle ensuring maximum flattering… Continue Reading

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Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski

By Melany on November 30, 2017 in Relationships, Snarky

Happy after Thanksgiving week! WOW! It has been insane over here! What about for you? I wanted to post this video last week but life happened. You might have seen it on social media but if not, here it is. I luckily have the rights to the cutest video on the Internet right now (IMO). Are you ready for a daily dose of cuteness with my main man Teddy Brewski? Here you go! I am totally calling this video “Almost Insta-Famous: Behind The Scenes With My Dog Teddy Brewski” and we want you to enjoy it as much as we… Continue Reading

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Serving Gratitude And Attitude With A Side Of Snark For Thanksgiving

By Melany on November 23, 2017 in Snarky

Serving gratitude and attitude and a side of snark for Thanksgiving 2017! I don’t know how it is already the holidays but it is and there is very little time for me to sit down and write snarky posts. I miss being able to sit down and just letting the snark flow through my fingers tips. But, I keep telling myself I see a clearing at the end of this tunnel of non-stop obligations, appointments and never ending to-do lists! I hope. So, today I thought I would throw it back to one of my first Thankful lists that is… Continue Reading

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Instagram Giveaways Galore: iPhones, Cameras, Makeup and More

By Melany on November 16, 2017 in Goodies

If you have not checked out my Instagram, you should! One –I am snarky. Two – I post fun pictures of my dog. (He has his own IG too if you want to just follow Teddy Brewski. I won’t be jealous. Well, maybe a little). Three – I am doing giveaways every few days through the beginning of December and you will want these items. Trust me! Can you say iPhones, cameras and makeup galore? Currently, I have this one live: WORLDWIDE GIFTS FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! I’ve teamed up with some of our favorite Bloggers and Youtubers to… Continue Reading

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Happy Halloweenie From “Snark” The Shark

By Melany on October 31, 2017 in Snarky

Hope your Halloween has been fantastic so far today! I am trying to catch up after being on vacation for almost 2 weeks! WHAT? Yes. No Laptop. No Wifi. No Connection. So, you could say that I am a little bit far behind. But, I did want to wish you all a very happy halloweenie and share my costume with you called “Snark” The Shark. I will post more soon but in the meantime you can see some pics from my vacay on social media! Check out my Instagram from some cool shots! XOXO “Snark” The Shark aka Melanysguydlines… Continue Reading

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My Talking Dog: Teddy Brewski

By Melany on October 18, 2017 in Snarky

I was asked to pass on a little note from Teddy Brewski a.k.a. the cutest Havanese. He said, “My name is Teddy Brewski and this is my favorite video ever so I wanted to share it with all my new followers! Thank each and every one of you for following me!” If you aren’t following him, you should because he knows how to talk thanks to My Talking Pet. Follow me on Instagram here ENJOY! My name is Teddy Brewski and this is my favorite video ever so I wanted to share it with all my new followers! Thank each… Continue Reading

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