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Hair. Done. Yay. 🙋‍♀️ Thank you @amanda_r

Hair. Done. Yay. 🙋‍♀️
Thank you @amanda_rumorssalon !!
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I’d rather be golfing. 🏌️‍♀️🙋‍♀️
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Don’t bother me when I’m watching @fox10phoeni

Don’t bother me when I’m watching @fox10phoenix mornings .....especially when the monkeys are on from @wildlifeworldzoo 🐶😂🐒
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Oh, hey there hi 🙋‍♀️Hello 2021! Been wai

Oh, hey there hi 🙋‍♀️Hello 2021! Been waiting for you. Looking good to me.
🏌️‍♀️Birdies all around.🏌️‍♀️
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To good friends. Wherever they may be:  This is

To good friends. Wherever they may be:
 This is the face I still make when I go to sleep at night knowing who I am, what I stand for, having pride in my name and being a kind human being.
 The face I make going to sleep tonight knowing that tomorrow will be a new dawn, a new day and the beginning of a new year.
 The face I make wishing every day that I will remain a positive, good human being continuing to break free of negative users that are endlessly attracted to me without losing my faith in people.
 The face I make knowing this too shall pass and better horizons are ahead.
 Sweet dreams friends and family. May all your wishes come true.
 Happy and healthy new year! May 2021 be a better year for us all!
 
Be good to one another.
 
Be real.
 
Be gracious.
 
Be kind.
 
Be selfless.
 
Be safe.
 
Be smart.
 
Be a good human being!!!
 
**Thank you Porter Fox for the pic. Love you. Blog: https://melanysguydlines.com/may-2021-be-a-better-year-for-us-all/
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A visual representation of the year 2020. #prick

A visual representation of the year 2020.
#prick 🌵👎
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