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Must Have Facial Beauty Tool to Firm, Tighten and Tone: Dermatouch Skinforce Dermajuvenate

By Melany on October 10, 2016 in Goodies

Do you ever wake up in the morning and wonder what happened to your face overnight? Do you ever want to indulge in a facial but do not have the time in your busy schedule? How about the feeling that you are going to break out but can’t make an appointment with a Doc. before Mt. Vesuvius appears on your face? Golfing outside a little too long with not enough sunscreen and now you look like a cherry tomato? It happens to all of us but now you don’t have to suffer any longer. I have found the most awesome… Continue Reading

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How To Throw A Super Chic End Of Summer Party

By Laura on August 23, 2016 in Goodies

I can’t believe it is the end of summer already! I am still moving into the house. Week three of the longest move ever. You can be sure that I am planning an end of summer party myself! Here are some great tips from Laura on how to throw a chic end of summer party! An end of summer party calls for a chic outdoor affair with your favourite people, yummy food, great music and a few props and games thrown in. We often get busy over the summer period, and an end of summer soiree is the perfect way… Continue Reading

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Fun Date Night Ideas That You Might Never Have Thought Of

By Laura on August 18, 2016 in Relationships

Never. Ever. Ever. I repeat. Never try and do two moves into a new house in two weeks. Can’t move. Answer is no to everything and everyone until my mom and I can walk again. Didn’t finish moving into house until 9pm with not 1 box unpacked. Thinking about taking mom to an island in Hawaii next week with no wifi. Seriously. And Laura to the rescue again…..this time about fun date night ideas! I would love to have a fun date night right now! Whether you are in a new relationship or have been married for several years, date… Continue Reading

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Celebrity Relationships That Have Lasted The Test Of Time!

By Laura on August 11, 2016 in Goodies

Happy moving day part 1 to me! Laura is taking over the blog and doing a wonderful job! It is raining in Arizona but these couples have weathered the rain. Great post. Take it away…. Unfortunately, we are always hearing about celebrities breaking up and getting divorced. It is a struggle for their relationships to last with cheating and distance often being the cause of the split. However, you might be surprised to know that there are some celebrity relationships which have lasted over 15 years! Here are some celebrity relationships that have lasted the test of time! Photo Credit… Continue Reading

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Sophisticated Ideas For Your Wedding Anniversary Celebrations

By Laura on August 9, 2016 in Goodies, Relationships

Happy day! I am in the process of closing escrow and moving and thank Laura for another amazing post. I would love all of these things, especially to go on a cruise!!! Looks awesome. Wish me luck and enjoy this post. Take it away Laura……. When your wedding anniversary rolls around, you will no doubt want to spend it spoiling the one you love. You will also want to plan plenty of celebrations as well! So how should you spend your anniversary, if you want it to be a sophisticated and stylish affair? Here are some of our top ideas…. Continue Reading

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Not All Influencers Are Created Equal: Celebrity vs. Influencer Part 1

By Melany on July 22, 2016 in Greatest Hits, Relationships, Snarky

This post was written a few months back while visiting Los Angeles (I got out for good this time because I served two full sentences there and have not looked back since) and I have been so busy that I did not get around to sharing then but am making time right now! This is an important post and describes the difference between a celebrity and influencer in snarky terms, of course. Ahh Hollywood. You never cease to provide me with ample amounts of snarky material to address on this here blog. I love you for that (and just that)…. Continue Reading

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Father’s Day Gift Guide 2016: Dog Not Included

By Melany on June 6, 2016 in Goodies, Snarky

I have been scouring the Internet for the BEST Father’s Day gift ideas for all of you! My dad is super cool and loves a lot of things especially the Warriors! GO DUBS! But, he also loves snarky products I give him as I am a professional shopper and blogger. But, we all know that. So, let me share a few of these finds with you. What do you think? 1. Overstock everything especially the Father’s Day gift basket I am giving away! Have you entered yet? You should. Good luck. Remember it includes 15 fatherly-approved items such as a… Continue Reading

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Melany’s Mantra: Repeat, Rinse And Repeat

By Melany on June 2, 2016 in Greatest Hits, Snarky

Every morning I swear to repeat this mantra. I am going to print it out and hang on my mirror. It is the summer and I want to take some time for myself while still being able to do the things I WANT to do. This means not feeling obligated to do things others think I SHOULD be doing. Here we go. Cue the chanting music and theme lighting. Add a candle and throw in some incense but please spare me the Nag Champa. I think I left that scent back in San Francisco on Haight Street when I was… Continue Reading

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Plug Me Back In: Hump Day Snarkiness

By Melany on May 18, 2016 in Snarky

Good Morning and happy Hump Day! In celebration of it being just that I thought I would share a little known skill I possess and might need to add to my media kit. I can rap (ish) the entire Humpty Dance by Digital Underground. Yes, that is me in an Uber. Highly recommend using uber when you feel a little happy of have a drink or 4. It is awesome. Also, take a look at my updated media kit if you have a product or work for a brand that might be a snarky fit for MelanysGuydlines. Always looking for… Continue Reading

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FORE: Gone Golfing

By Melany on May 10, 2016 in Snarky

I did it. I finally got in touch with a golf pro and am now on the golf course taking lessons. It is super challenging and takes patience, which I don’t usually have but need if I am going to be good at this sport. Yes, this is a sport. I apologize to my friend in seventh grade when I said golf wasn’t a sport. Wow – was I wrong! In my defense, I was an avid softball player and couldn’t see anything else but a softball bat and a ball (and cute baseball players). So, I am finally taking… Continue Reading

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3 Pieces of Relationship Advice You Should Never Follow

By Laura on May 4, 2016 in Relationships

Love this super snarky post from Laura! She is really getting the hang of the snark! Well done and great tips here. I would have been equally annoyed with this guy and probably would have told him where he could go before he proceeded with point two. Take it away. Last night I came face to face with my first ever real life ‘Life Coach’. And I can quite honestly say that I could have gone my entire life without meeting him, or any other life coach for that matter, and been perfectly happy. But this article is not about… Continue Reading

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I Just Let Go With the letgo App: Try It and letgo

By Melany on April 20, 2016 in Goodies, Snarky

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of letgo for IZEA. All opinions are 100% mine. Well, we all have stuff and if you are like me then, we both have a lot of stuff. Some things seem like a good buy and then you get home and ask yourself “Self, do I really need 5 different colors of the same exact shirt or skirt or glasses?” Recently, I moved (again) and can’t believe how little time it takes to accumulate things that I just can’t use because I am only one person and don’t have enough… Continue Reading

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